Clubs To Cribs: A Degenerates Guide to Parenthood

She may not be Kevin Heart but she is pretty funny. This episode consists of our first WTF moment submitted by a fellow listener and some random shit AND the first of many interviews with my three year old daughter Emma Grace. I will continue to do random episodes with interviewing her because I think she is the best ever and hilarious. She is the reason that I started this entire thing so I figured that episodes with her in them are necessary. Enjoy!

PARENTS OR ANYONE WHO IS MARRIED!!!!- Please visit my website and scroll to the bottom and send in your WTF moments that you have had while either being a parent or being married! They can be completely anonymous if you prefer them to be but please just specify in your email that you want them to be that way! The juicier the better!! This is somewhat selfish of me because the ones I have been sent are pure entertainment for myself!!

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PARENTS! I am looking for WTF moments that you have had as parents! Please go to my website and submit the forum at the bottom of the page with your moments that you have had while doing this parenting thing that has had you think either, "Why the F am I a parent?" "What the F is my kid doing that?" "Where did my kid learn that?" or anything funny or terrifying that you have experienced while raising these little heathens/angels(when they sleep) Please share with your other fellow parent friends to reach out with their stories as well. I will also let you know if yours if chosen to be read over my episode so you know you will be featured1

-Please include whether or not that you want your name and where you are from involved when I read it over my podcast.

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Ever since I was 15 I have always worked a ton. Always. The transition of being constantly busy to still being constantly busy and then having to raise a human and also spend quality time with her and make sure she doesn't end up like myself has been extremely hard. The pressure and guilt felt not being a stay at home mom has been been sometimes overbearing. These are a few of the issues that I have being a mom that is not able to be present as much as I would like to be!

We have reached the end of my long list of failures FINALLY!!! This episode concludes my list of failures that I have reached so far in my life. I am sure that there are more to come but this is the majority of them for the past ten years of my life. I know I have more than this but these are the ones that are actually note worthy or the ones that I am even comfortable enough to talk about. I am extremely passionate about self image and learning to love yourself exactly how you are and what you have experienced. I am no expert at this whatsoever but this is me trying to do so myself. I am finally finding the silver lining and humor in all of these "failures" that I have experienced. Please enjoy and join me on the journey of trying to figure out how to love yourself and become the best mom you can attempt to be! Thanks for listening!

Please reach out and tell me your thoughts!

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I spent the majority of my life chasing attention and validation from everyone else but myself. Doing so caused me lots of failures and lots of life lessons learned. This is my extremely strong opinion of what I went through. This does not mean that my opinion and experience is right and everyone else is wrong. This also doesnt mean that this is what happens every time. It may come across that I am voicing that my opinion is right but i just am very strong about what I felt and how it affected me and still affects me. Please enjoy my failure of being a fitness model or fitness influencer or whatever the hell I was trying to do!

PLEASE reach out to me if you are currently facing self esteem issues, self worth issues or just feel stuck. I have been stuck a lot of my life but have gotten myself unstuck many times. I would LOVE to help you!!!

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instagram: @ashhelise

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Thank you for listening!!!!!

I have spent a lot of my life figuring out what I DONT WANT TO DO. I have failed or quit many many many things but they ended up being all huge blessings in my life. Them being blessings don't take away the humor of them though! There is multiple parts to this because the list is so long so stay tuned to hear the rest of them!

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www.clubstocribs.com

Instagram: @ashhelise

Twitter: @clubstocribs