Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996)
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12/26/24 • 78 min
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
Mulholland Falls is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shoot the godda** lock off a government nuclear testing site chain link fence if you don't possess the patience to pick it and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I am your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this scandalously slick, fedora-brimmed flick there's no substitution for angel-faced prostitution pick.
Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality...We offer you: Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996). Today, we discuss--the free falling, spelunking and rock climbing devoid of rope dangers of mouthing off to Hoover's flawed hat squad, the wrath innate to Nick Nolte coupled with his blackjack adds up to one fstars of a graphic attack, the looming plot related question regarding, as far as dame disposal, why not toss Ms. Pond into that giant crater instead of dropping her unceremoniously out a plane for her busty body to be discovered surface level, my indisputable desire to munch on a hot dog while wearing a tie and fedora on a Los Angeles street corner, the equal coupling of wisdom and wickedness that washes over John Malkovich's performance and the sky high probability that Hoover will begin sessions with Detective Coolidge's dame therapist, Maxwell may have warned Ellery that you carry your own water, but flat-assed and broken Allison was somebody's daughter, the dirty crook politician's are plotters and just when you think Hoover's temper can't increase, it grows, still hotter, so hold fast your Fedora, write your wife, mistress or prost-partner and prepare for the slaughter.
-Your worthwhile cinephile: A man whore for a sleek fedora Falsetto Prophet
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, I just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
Mulholland Falls is the flick, so very slick, hence my fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, shoot the godda** lock off a government nuclear testing site chain link fence if you don't possess the patience to pick it and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's voice, you hear. Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. I am your worthwhile cinephile; you're my cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this scandalously slick, fedora-brimmed flick there's no substitution for angel-faced prostitution pick.
Enter, with me, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality...We offer you: Pick 62: Slick Flick Pick: Neo-Whore--A Busty Broad and His Flawed Hat Squad (Brunette Starlet, Atomic Threat and a Cigarette Smoking Quartet); (Mulholland Falls, 1996). Today, we discuss--the free falling, spelunking and rock climbing devoid of rope dangers of mouthing off to Hoover's flawed hat squad, the wrath innate to Nick Nolte coupled with his blackjack adds up to one fstars of a graphic attack, the looming plot related question regarding, as far as dame disposal, why not toss Ms. Pond into that giant crater instead of dropping her unceremoniously out a plane for her busty body to be discovered surface level, my indisputable desire to munch on a hot dog while wearing a tie and fedora on a Los Angeles street corner, the equal coupling of wisdom and wickedness that washes over John Malkovich's performance and the sky high probability that Hoover will begin sessions with Detective Coolidge's dame therapist, Maxwell may have warned Ellery that you carry your own water, but flat-assed and broken Allison was somebody's daughter, the dirty crook politician's are plotters and just when you think Hoover's temper can't increase, it grows, still hotter, so hold fast your Fedora, write your wife, mistress or prost-partner and prepare for the slaughter.
-Your worthwhile cinephile: A man whore for a sleek fedora Falsetto Prophet
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.
Previous Episode
Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955)
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick. To Catch a Thief is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick! When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into your crepe-soled shoes, blacken your face, sing no blues as you stare at Grace's face and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.
Lights... camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on quiche-slicing slick, Foussard's family burglary business flick, preposterous, but for some characters, prosperous pick.
Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality... We offer you: Pick 61: Slick Flick Card Trick: Pick 61: Slick Flick Trick: Acrobatic Geriatric--Rather Reckless to Wear Her Necklace (Pretty Faces, Car Chases and Rooftop Hiding Places); (To Catch a Thief, 1955).
Today, we discuss--the pesky, pampered and unpardonable personality of Graceless Kelly, but the indubitable chemistry between her sophomoric self and his acrobatic geriatric gentlemanly being is enchanting, the only activity more deadly than rooftop sprinting and wholesale stealing is scorning two women in chest high saltwater, the likelihood of a fashionable, posh, chic blonde who turns every godd*** head at the hotel professing and confessing her undying love for a 50-year-old gent she met 11 hours ago, the two most appetizing dishes served in this slick flick: Quiche Lorraine and Grace Kelly's meaty chicken thigh and the continuity hilarity in including not one but two spanking a grown a** woman reference uttered by one's colleague and the other the woman's own mother.
-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your Irishman on a scary Riviera and Full of Grace, loud and In your ears, NOT your face: Red Devil
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla
Fact Check Follow Up:
Scene: Jessie Landis, who played Grace Kelly’s mother, stubs out a cigarette in an expensive plate of eggs.
Hitchcock told interviewer Oriana Fallaci in 1963: "I'm frightened of eggs, worse than frightened, they revolt me. That white round thing without any holes . . . have you ever seen anything more revolting than an egg yolk breaking and spilling its yellow liquid? Blood is jolly, red. But egg yolk is yellow, revolting."
Next Episode
Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959) *Premiere Price Feature*
Recline, Cinematic Fanatics, in your favorite well-worn, stale chair, rustle up some popcorn, fresh as fstars, the antithesis to that stale a** chair, we just mentioned, zoom in and zone out as we unwind the daily grind with a slick f****** flick pick.
The Bat is the flick, so very slick, hence our fstars pick!
When Slick Flick Pick is near, slip into an evening gown and your worn slippers, lay on the sofa adjacent to the master of the house for comfort and a metaphorical security blanket while cocooned in an actual blanket and stick around, till, Falsetto Prophet's and Red Devil's voice, you hear.
Lights...camera...action... lends distraction and, with the right Slick Flick Pick, grants satisfaction. We're your worthwhile cinephiles; you're our cinematic fanatics; together, we, excitement unlock and run down the real world's unimaginative fstars clock while feasting our eyes on this finger claw to throat slashing blood slick, fortune favors the faceless interloper who roams the halls and hugs the walls of your estate flick, sinister situations await these socialites locked up tight, but things are far from right and just because the bat burglar is unseen at present does not mean you should turn on the stairwell chandelier light pick.
Enter, with us, you cinematic fanatics, into the realm of film's fantasy while we unwind the grind of reality... We offer you: Pick 63: Slick Flick Pick: Cat Burglar in the Belfry--Fraud, Clawed Assault, His Façade and a Vault (Drat the Winged Rat); (The Bat, 1959).
Today, we discuss--the deliciously duel nature of a genuinely warm, altruistic, benevolent and healer of life Dr. Wells and his alter ego: a murderous, duplicitous, opportunist taker of life Vincent Price, why the source of the Oaks wildfire is so satisfyingly explained and yet, the forest fire prior remains one of the least illuminating fires in the history of fire, light or wanting explanations, how the faceless mask, fedora and claw is reminiscent of both Freddy Krueger and Indiana Jones, thus spawning the anticipated hybrid film: Indiana Krueger or Freddy Jones, archeologist by day, whipping you and clawing you in your nightmares by night, why Ms. Cornelia's assistant slash confidant is in need of a serious pay bump, the kind reminder that nothing giving nor living waits behind old grandfather clocks and how I have heard bats referred to as winged rats, pests, monsters, demons, vampires, bloodsuckers and disease spreaders but I've never heard someone say, to said vermin: "All right now, take it easy, nobody's going to hurt you, quiet now, quiet" Vincent speaking to the bat as though it can reply in kind causes, in me, a jolt of laughter, a quiet riot.
-Your worthwhile cinephile: Your faceless, clawed brooder and intruder Falsetto Prophet and oh fiddlesticks, I left my home defense gun in the other room, curse you Ms. Corny, Ms. CORNELIA, Red Bat Devil
P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro song, Soulicious, courtesy of the artist, Dyalla.
F.C.F.U. (Fact Check Follow Up) IT IS NOT HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL BUT HOUSE OF WAX THAT CRANE WILBER WAS INVOLVED IN
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