
CPP219 - King of the Lot Lizards
04/08/20 • 94 min
This week Angela, Gavin, Benny, Dave, Marty, Tim, and Andrew are all on the podcast trying to beat the rush of instagram influencers posting their home work outs.
Intro
Hello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 219 of Canadian Patriot Podcast, the number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded March 23, 2020.
Angela - Fierce Valkyrie, instagram guru & cat mom
Gavin - Hawiian shirt collector, igloo maker and all around boogaloo enthusiast
Benny- Othidox jew firearms, and Stop the bleed instructor
Dave- Competitive shooter, Match director, Outdoorsmen
Marty - Hunter and sport shooter in rural southern ontario
Liberal Tim - Liberal, resident smart ass, expert of sarcasm
Andrew - I’m a recovering libertarian, competitive shooter, and firearms instructor at Ragnarok Tactical.
We’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
Check the podcast out on http://facebook.com/canadianpatriotpodcast and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/canadianpatriotpodcast/
We need your help! To support the show visit patreon.com/cpp and become a patreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. The more you pledge, the better the rewards are.
Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $19.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinking
Andrew - Coors Classic
Angela - White Claw Lime
Benny - Joyvin “the cheaper blue bottle”
Gavin - Coors Banquet
Dave - Michelob Ultra and Captain Morgans with Coke Zero
Tim - Budwieser (sorry)
Dave’s Work - Monday from hell
- Disinfecting surfaces, doors 3 times a day, steering wheels, shifters, switch panels.
- Two school buses delivered last friday from the builder down in South Carolina have been deemed biohazardous no go zones until a cleaning company can come and decontaminate them due to workers from the plant testing positive for Covid-19
- Report to HR every day of any employees calling in, for any reason - Shit popped off at work today. One employee called in sick with a sore throat and stuffed up nose
- Automatic 14 day quarantine, must have a doctors note to return to work.
- Second employee than elected to go home do to pre-existing conditions to are on side of caution
- One...
This week Angela, Gavin, Benny, Dave, Marty, Tim, and Andrew are all on the podcast trying to beat the rush of instagram influencers posting their home work outs.
Intro
Hello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 219 of Canadian Patriot Podcast, the number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded March 23, 2020.
Angela - Fierce Valkyrie, instagram guru & cat mom
Gavin - Hawiian shirt collector, igloo maker and all around boogaloo enthusiast
Benny- Othidox jew firearms, and Stop the bleed instructor
Dave- Competitive shooter, Match director, Outdoorsmen
Marty - Hunter and sport shooter in rural southern ontario
Liberal Tim - Liberal, resident smart ass, expert of sarcasm
Andrew - I’m a recovering libertarian, competitive shooter, and firearms instructor at Ragnarok Tactical.
We’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
Check the podcast out on http://facebook.com/canadianpatriotpodcast and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/canadianpatriotpodcast/
We need your help! To support the show visit patreon.com/cpp and become a patreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. The more you pledge, the better the rewards are.
Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $19.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinking
Andrew - Coors Classic
Angela - White Claw Lime
Benny - Joyvin “the cheaper blue bottle”
Gavin - Coors Banquet
Dave - Michelob Ultra and Captain Morgans with Coke Zero
Tim - Budwieser (sorry)
Dave’s Work - Monday from hell
- Disinfecting surfaces, doors 3 times a day, steering wheels, shifters, switch panels.
- Two school buses delivered last friday from the builder down in South Carolina have been deemed biohazardous no go zones until a cleaning company can come and decontaminate them due to workers from the plant testing positive for Covid-19
- Report to HR every day of any employees calling in, for any reason - Shit popped off at work today. One employee called in sick with a sore throat and stuffed up nose
- Automatic 14 day quarantine, must have a doctors note to return to work.
- Second employee than elected to go home do to pre-existing conditions to are on side of caution
- One...
Previous Episode

CPP218 - Its Corona Time
This week Ian, Dave, Gavin, and Andrew talk about the COVID-19 Pandemic. There are responses from MacKay and O’Toole that speak to how they would run the Conservative Party if elected leader. The panel talks about their last minute preparations for the apocalypse. Premier Ford and Prime Minster Trudeau both held press conferences on Monday that the panel discuss.
Intro
Hello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 218 of Canadian Patriot Podcast, the number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded March 16, 2020.
Ian - Hobby farmer and doomsday LARPer on Vancouver Island.
Dave - Competitive shooter
Gavin - Warrior of the wasteland, the ayatollah of rock and rolla, hoarder of TP,
Andrew - I’m a recovering libertarian, competitive shooter, and firearms instructor at Ragnarok Tactical.
We’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
Check the podcast out on http://facebook.com/canadianpatriotpodcast and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/canadianpatriotpodcast/
We need your help! To support the show visit patreon.com/cpp and become a patreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. The more you pledge, the better the rewards are.
Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $19.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinking
Andrew - Coors Classic
Ian - Atrazine-free well water
Dave- beer
Gavin - CC and Coke Zero
Conservative Candidates
Since we’re likely to vote for the party least likely to take our guns
O’Toole
It’s time to put Canada on a war footing.
Today, our government should:
1) Invoke the Emergencies Act, giving the government the power to prohibit travel, enforce self-isolation, and control assemblies.
2) Make use of the capabilities of the Canadian Armed Forces: Having spent 12 years in the military, I know the talents, resourcefulness and dedication of our men and women in uniform. It’s time for the Prime Minister to work with the Chief of Defence staff to get the military ready to assist the health sector and help in any other ways they can in the days and weeks ahead.
3) Mobilize Canadian industry: We know that we are facing shortages of protective equipment for health professionals today and we need to be ready for shortages of ventilators in the weeks ahead. Now is the time for the Prime Minister to ask Canadian companies to rapidly ramp up production.
The Canadian people have risen to face adversity before. We have the people and the resources to meet this challenge...
Next Episode

CPP220 - Tubes are full
This week Andrew’s tubes are clogged but fortunately Benny was able to keep Gavin company and discuss what to do after finishing Netflix and pornhub.
Intro
Hello to all you patriots out there in podcast land and welcome to Episode 220 of Canadian Patriot Podcast, the number one live podcast in Canada. Recorded March 30, 2020.
Gavin - I am bored with everything being closed and the boogaloo/zombies not having arrived yet
Andrew - I’m a recovering libertarian, competitive shooter, and firearms instructor at Ragnarok Tactical.
We’d love to hear your feedback about the show. Please visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com/feedback/ or email us at [email protected]
A version of the show is Available on Stitcher at and iTunes http://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=77508&refid=stpr and iTunes at https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/canadian-patriot-podcast/id1067964521?mt=2
Check the podcast out on http://facebook.com/canadianpatriotpodcast and Instagram https://www.instagram.com/canadianpatriotpodcast/
We need your help! To support the show visit patreon.com/cpp and become a patreon. You can get a better quality version of the show for just $1 per episode. The more you pledge, the better the rewards are.
Show you’re not a communist, buy a CPP T-Shirt, for just $19.99 + shipping and theft. Visit canadianpatriotpodcast.com home page and follow the link on the right.
What are we drinking
Andrew - Coors Original
Gavin - Cherry kool aid and CC
Benny - Miller High Life
News
- There isn’t any because Andrew is done reading the same 5 articles for ever
Senator calls for inmate release to prevent potential prison COVID-19 'disaster'
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/senator-calls-release-inmates-covid-19-1.5509086
Safe supply of opioids needed ‘right away’ to avoid overwhelming hospitals in COVID-19 pandemic: Vancouver Mayor
Ideas to cure boredom at home when done Netflix and/or pornhub
- Tiger King
- Sell some stuff online, Andrew made $400 on CGN selling old parts
- Work out - stop posting it on instagram
- Read books
- Talk to your family
- Play a board game
- Reload ammo
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