What happens in the Locker Room... (Season 2, Episode 10)

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09/28/21 • 70 min

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Campfire Classics Podcast

Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Reunited and it feels so good!
or
Almost Heaven. West Virginia.
or
Guess who's back. Back again.

Whatever musical theme you choose for this episode, I promise, it's a good one. Heather has joined Ken in Lewisburg, WV, and together they work their way through another story. This week, Heather has brought back Ambrose Bierce, last appearing in Episode 12, so that Ken can read the story "Beyond the Wall".

Heather does sing a lot, and the whole show briefly teeters on the edge of become a GoT fancast, but your fearless hosts get us back on track by keeping us off track with such topics as:
The disappearance of Jack Black.
Horror with a side of French Toast.
And the potential devastation of an ill timed fart.

Plus, believe it or not, Ken gets briefly poignant as he pontificates on the importance of emotional honesty. Like really. It's touching. And weird.

"Beyond the Wall" was published in Cosmopolitan in 1907.

Remember to tell five friends to check out Campfire Classics.

Now sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Reunited and it feels so good!
or
Almost Heaven. West Virginia.
or
Guess who's back. Back again.

Plus, believe it or not, Ken gets briefly poignant as he pontificates on the importance of emotional honesty. Like really. It's touching. And weird.

"Beyond the Wall" was published in Cosmopolitan in 1907.

Remember to tell five friends to check out Campfire Classics.

Now sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

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Who‘s That Girl? (Season 2, Episode9)

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Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Don't panic, but I think there's something different about this week. If you listen VERY carefully, you might notice what it is.

Oh no, now I have to try to not give away the surprise in this blurb. Hmmm...that'll be tricky...

Okay, this week your hosts **giggle giggle** are tackling another mystery from the Campfire muse Agatha Christie. One of you hosts **giggle snort** reads the story "The Case of the Missing Will". But I'll confess it feels a little strange. Almost as though one of the hosts is feeling quite like themself **poorly suppressed laugh**.

Of course, the stupidity and overt NSFWness is the same as ever. Off topic conversations include:
What animal has the best ears?
When is "handsome" not a compliment?
And what would a sex show at Hand Lotion Manor look like?

"The Case of the Missing Will" was published in Poirot Investigates in 1923.

Our promo this week is **chortle** for a person, not a podcast. Go say hi to Emily Bosco at emilybosco.com and tell her she's awesome!

Remember to tell five friends to check out Campfire Classics.

Now sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

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Doody Calls (Season 2, Episode 11)

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Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Did you get the title? It's "doody" instead of "duty". Because it's a bathroom joke!

That's right loyal listeners, this week our hosts are explaining all of their jokes! After complaints that the humor has become too sophisticated and high brow everything is getting dumbed down just a little more. Can you believe it!?

Heather is reading this week, and Ken chose another short story from recent fan and host favorite author Mack Reynolds (Season 2, Episode 3 "Sex Fly"). The story is called "Potential Enemy", and once Heather gets through reading the title, it moves along nicely, with only slight diversions to talk about things like:
Our plan to end climate change.
The greed of wanting friends AND money.
And the difference between callouses and hemorrhoids.

And the moral of the story is...

Probably something we missed entirely. But let us know what you think anyway.

"Potential Enemy" was published in Orbit SciFi in 1953. Extensive research has been unable to find any evidence of a current copyright. If you know of any reason this story might not be in public domain, keep it to yourself. No one needs that negative energy in their life.

Remember to tell five friends to check out Campfire Classics.

Now sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.