Throbbing Knob

Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!

Go become a burglar. I think that's the moral of this week's episode.

Or possibly it's that '90s pop culture references are weird.

I really don't know. Maybe this episode, like life, has no moral, and we are all merely wandering through a meaningless nihilistic wasteland that we call "reality" because we don't know what else to do.

Agh! This is what happens when I'm forced to listen to Ken try to be clever and philosophical while Heather butchers French words. I get maudlin...

Anyway.

This week, Ken has selected another Arsène Lupin story for Heather to read. This story is called "The Black Pearl". Since Ken decided he didn't want to do fun facts this week, for info on the author you can check out season 2, episode 6 "The Drag Queen Chaperone".

During the episode, our hosts tackle hard hitting social issues like the importance of Mark-Paul Gosselar, pineapple pizza, and which way to load toilet paper. Oooo...edgy stuff.

"The Black Pearl” was first published in Je Sais Tout, No. 18, 15 July 1906, as "The Extraordinary Life of Arsene Lupin: The Black Pearl"

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