Burn & Rave

Sam needs help with an ethical dilemma and Ryan is just the well-trained philosopher and mechanic to advise him. Also, Sam explains "thirst traps" to Ryan and Ryan explains what's inside Sam's DMs.
Inventions include Murder AirBnB, ShitFit, and Gummi Bear Steroids.
They also get lost on a Centaur tangent that will likely get them banned.
Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.
Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast
Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff (@njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

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(This is a rerun of a previous episode. Listen to the beginning and you will understand why.)
P.s. This show was chosen as it represents a pivotal episode in the evolution (or devolution) of the podcast. Once you talk about zombie vibrators, there's really no turning back. Thank you for sticking around after this! We deeply appreciate your support.

RECAP:
In their enlightened state, the Burn and Rave boys recognize that their juvenile, below-the-equator, testicular humor may not be everyone's cup of tea. So they overcorrect in an effort to balance their content. And they may have made things worse. You decide!
They also discuss masculinity, the lost art of handshakes, and *remake the film Over the Top.
All ideas copyright #BurnAndRave, but if you steal one, have fun, run with it, and just kick us down like 10%.
Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.
Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast
Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

Support the show

Ryan wreaks havoc in San Francisco in a semi-truck, proselytizes, and defends ugly dogs (and people). Meanwhile, Sam can't believe what's happening in parking lots post-Covid, has a plan to boost homeless employment, and tricks Ryan into being his mannequin.
Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.
Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast
Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

Support the show

Things get personal in this episode as Ryan and Sam share some bad-dad stories and disclose their need to relax. But also . . . aren't starfishes really just the buttholes of the sea?
Ryan explains his Goo Gone addiction and Sam reveals his second job: Internet Troll.
Things are getting kind of serious.
Tune in, vibe out, and please enjoy this episode responsibly.
Remember:
"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."
Send your thank you letters, fan mail, media awards, or sick burns to [email protected]

Follow us here: IG @burnandravepodcast
Hosts: Ryan Rosenow & Sam Pierstorff @njapoet)
Sound Engineer: Joe Zimmerer

Support the show

"Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Burn & Rave with Ryan & Sam is about two dudes from the opposite sides of life who became close friends during quarantine. Ryan--a mechanic, trucker, tattooed lover of Jesus with a penchant for building hot rods sits down weekly with Sam--a vertically challenged professor and poet laureate of Syrian/Muslim descent with a knack for ninja skills and writing long descriptions to try to lure you into listening to this podcast. Each week will feature frank (and funny) discussions about topical issues that you care about from cancel culture to the 1990s, generational divides, masculinity, marriage, parenting, life in your 40s, fitness, education, and much much more. We will also open our mail bag, drop obscure facts, read passages of literature that should never have been published, and generally engage in tomfoolery for your listening pleasure. We hope to enrich and enliven your life for 20-30 minutes at a time. Please join us as we Burn & Rave at close of day!

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