Vulva Cookies
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03/24/22 • 65 min
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It's the Judgy Parenting episode, gang, but don't worry. We're doing the judging. Amy likens her parenting style to a driverless boat speeding out of control, while Missy sees her role as slowly until her too-near death. Fun!
There's also the Penis Game (is it, though?), creepy weepy lady part cookies (for Purim!) and, as usual, Missy has the last clap.
Congratulations on your nomination, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson. We're glad you're here.
In a world of Putins, be a Zelensky.
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It's the Judgy Parenting episode, gang, but don't worry. We're doing the judging. Amy likens her parenting style to a driverless boat speeding out of control, while Missy sees her role as slowly until her too-near death. Fun!
There's also the Penis Game (is it, though?), creepy weepy lady part cookies (for Purim!) and, as usual, Missy has the last clap.
Congratulations on your nomination, Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson. We're glad you're here.
In a world of Putins, be a Zelensky.
Glory to Ukraine. Glory to the Heroes.
Love this episode? Share it with a friend via text message, social media or word of mouth. Sharing is caring, folx.
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