The Real Housewives of Melbourne - Season 5, Episode 1
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10/16/21 • 40 min
On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the long awaited return of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, with Season 5, Episode 1.
Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true.
Meanwhile, a meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.
Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news.
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On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the long awaited return of The Real Housewives of Melbourne, with Season 5, Episode 1.
Excitement is at fever pitch as Jackie, Janet, and Gamble reunite in epic Housewives style. The ladies are still living their best lives- enjoying summer holidays, private jets, and pampering their pooches- but Jackie, now at the end of her eighth round of IVF, has been doing it tough. She's grappling with a recent miscarriage and is desperately hoping a dream she's had about having twins, could come true.
Meanwhile, a meeting with yoga teacher Cherry and her wine-executive friend, Kyla (aka 'The Champagne Dame')- leads to a tense Housewives lunch, where questions are raised about Kyla's etiquette and her integrity. But it's at a spa event, with new girl Simone, where conflict really erupts- as accusations about her poor fashion choices and a cover-up get as heated as a sauna.
Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news.
Follow Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo: @effingbravo on Instagram and Twitter
Follow Nathan: @nathanbrown90 on Instagram and Twitter
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RHOBH Season 11 Finale & RHOP Season 6 Episode 13 & RHOSLC Season 2 Episode 4 & RHOMelbourne Taglines!
On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down the Season Finale of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills, 'New Year, Old Grudges,' Episode 13 of The Real Housewives of Potomac, 'GVO or GTFO!,' and Episode 4 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Friendship Roulette.' Plus - we talk about the Real Housewives of Melbourne Season 5 taglines.
Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news.
In this episode of RHOBH, Erika heads to dinner with close friends Kyle, Dorit and Lisa, but her mood goes from glad to mad when questions arise. At Crystal’s Chinese New Year party, everyone is excited to usher in a change of fortune, but old issues between Lisa and Garcelle threaten to ruin the fun. In the spirit of the night, Sutton offers a warm gesture to Erika, but gets a cold shoulder in return.
In this episode of RHOP, the ladies and their husbands head to Maryland’s Eastern Shore for a couples trip - but the Green Eyed bandits threaten to stay home due to their rocky relationship with the hostess, Wendy. The party goes from 0-100 - Gordon reveals his wild side, and Candiace and Mia go head to head in a shocking way.
In this episode of RHOSLC, all bets are off when the ladies are invited to a casino themed fundraiser; Mary is nervous to see Jen, Meredith gets a vampire facial, and Whitney and Lisa clash when Lisa is accused of sabotaging the party.
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RHOBH Season 11 Reunion Part 1 & RHOP Season 6 Episode 14 & RHOSLC Season 2 Episode 5
On this episode of Bravo Bravo Effing Bravo we break down Part 1 of The Real Housewives of Beverley Hills Season 11 Reunion, Episode 14 of The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 6, 'Tossing Salads and Spilling Tea (Bags),' and Episode 5 of The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 2, 'Gin and Bear It'.
Join Nathan and Mariana as they offer a blunt Aussie perspective of our favourite people in our favourite world of Bravoland. You can also follow us on Instagram and Twitter @effingbravo for podcast updates, tea, and Bravo news.
In this episode of RHOBH, as the reunion kicks off, Erika faces viewers’ hard-hitting questions head-on and reveals surprising facts about her life. Crystal reluctantly admits a commonality she shares with Sutton, while Kyle brings up a burning complaint about her former tenant. Garcelle defends her passive-aggressive jabs at Dorit – and then shocks Lisa with an alarming accusation.
In this episode of RHOP, on a couples trip to the Eastern Shore, Candiace and Mia’s argument puts a damper on Wendy’s Good Vibes Only. Wendy’s hosting skills are under pressure when two surprise guests are left without adequate accommodations. Karen has an interesting run-in with Mia’s husband, Gordon. And at dinner, Ashley and Candiace unbury their hatchets once again.
In this episode of RHOSLC, after the catering fiasco, Whitney and Lisa find a way to put aside their differences. Meanwhile, Jen apologizes to Brooks, Heather celebrates Ashley's college acceptance, and the guys enjoy a night away from their wives.
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