2.18 A Perfect Wedding

Keep It: “P-Valley Girls”(with Katori Hall)

Well Creeps, we hope you like canapés and have made your peace with eternity because at this week’s “Perfect Wedding” (Original airdate April 28th, 1999. Written by Mike White and directed by Gregory Prange) SOMEONE DIES. At the blessed event we get Potter family dysfunction, a runaway bride, and the rekindling of friendship between Jenn and Abby THANK GOODNESS Jenn has someone to lean on in these turbulent times. If you need a BFF, please consider following us on twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and instagram (@dawsonscreeps). Looking for the perfect 90’s mix to walk down the aisle to? Proceed to our Spotify playlist Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow? Be sure to check out are burgeoning culinary project because for $60 we’ll cater your ass!

The Ol’ Creek Link Roundup:

Buy Black resource from ShiShi Rose

Philadelphia Printworks! Their cup already runneth over (with white people guilt purchasing probs) but check them out once they’ve caught up and are taking orders again. And remember - don’t be a dick :)

Work It

Keep It: “P-Valley Girls”(with Katori Hall)

The Ol’ Creek Link Roundup:

Buy Black resource from ShiShi Rose

Work It

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2.17 Psychic Friends

The Transgender Emergency Fund of Massachusetts.

The spirits are telling us that you’re in for a treat Creeps because you’re about to listen to season 2 episode 17 “Psychic Friends” (Original airdate March 10th, 1999. Written by Dana Baratta and directed by Patrick R. Norris). Cast the runes and pull a Tarot card as we swoon over a vaguely french crime fighting dog puppet voice, luxuriate in a Jack and Joey friendship, and nearly bust a lung laughing over the greatest Grams moment to ever grace a screen. If you want a chuckle, follow us on twitter ((@dawsons_creeps) and instagram (@dawsonscreeps).And for a wholesome soundtrack for your séance may I suggest our Dawson’s Creeps playlist, Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow? Till next time, we trust that you’ll make like the ghost of Catherine waiting for Heathcliff at the end of Wuthering Heights!

The Ol’ Creek Link Roundup:

Dawson obsesses over the wrong Frank Capra movies, watch Arsenic and Old Lace!

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2.19 Abby Morgan, Rest In Peace

The Massachusetts Bail Fund

Grab your most faux furred and feathered black ensemble Creeps because we are attending the funeral of one Abby Morgan in season 2 episode 19 “Rest in Peace” (Original airdate May 5th, 1999. Written by Mike White and directed by David Semel). Our eulogy includes the most boring heterosexual reunion of all time, the regression of Grams, and, as always, a contemplation of the suffering and incandecent pain acting of Michelle Williams / Ms. Jen Lindley. We also put out a call for proposals regarding a new J.L. Punishment Watch metric. If you’ve got a unit of measurement you’re just panting to share, you can find us on twitter (@dawsons_creeps) and instagram (@dawsonscreeps). Your next great brainstorming playlist awaits you on Spotify aka Dawson’s Creeps - Do You Want to Dance Tomorrow? Good night sweet Abby, may Beelzebub sing thee to thy rest with tequila shooters and mocking laughter.

The Ol’ Creek Link Roundup:

Philadelphia Printworks T-shirt gets the Zoe Hyde seal of approval and the Gabby Reeve eyeballing Zoe’s torso award for excellence.

Are you alive? Then you should double feature Fried Green Tomatoes and A League of Their Own.