Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Never f*ck with someone’s Emily...this was the lesson the villainous vampire Keanu Bautista learned the hard way, as Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got tough, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) got hungry, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) got revenge-y. Together, the coterie devoured their enemy and set about securing their place in Montreal and their status as a team...time for some well earned downtime. Maybe there is hope, after all, until the hunger returns... Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Our coterie come up with a Daywalker theory. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) struggled to maintain her composure around Todd, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to impersonate her brother, but luckily Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) kept the team focused on their goal. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Having kidnapped and killed the daywalker Gordon Stevenson, our heroes discovered the existence of Bautista’s Children, a new faction in Montreal. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) enjoyed a kill for the first time, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) determined their victim’s guilt before the deed was done, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) brought additional justice to the McGill student union. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie has been tasked with investigating a series of murders on a university campus, seemingly linked to the group FemFirst: Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) used his detective skills, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) shoplifted some university swag, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) met her greatest fan...who has now become her stalker. What can I say? Things get messy when fangs are involved... Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Last evening, we met our coterie of Kindred, the gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), the detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and the inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) along with her assistant Emily and their contacts the Bouchard Brothers. The Brothers gave them a potion to learn French, then tasked them with a mission: to establish a foothold in Montreal. A mission they set out on tonight under the eye of Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd). 

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