Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast

Knowing we're on hiatus for a week, but you're undoubtedly looking for something new to listen to, we wanted to introduce one of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice's other shows! Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy!

Welcome to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Lyric and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Alto. What future heresy awaits this trio? Find out now, in the first episode of the Valentyne Heresy!

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The coterie defeated the Satin Prince and the Demon Metathiax before more monsters could be born! Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) decapitated the Satin Prince, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) turned Chonky, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) cast a demon out of her own soul! Now they’re being called to stop a vampire massacre on the roof of the club! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Having had a chance to plan their assault due to Iris’s future vision, the coterie attacked the Satin Prince before he could become a God! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) turned two of the Bear Boys back to their side, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) stabbed the ever loving shit out of the Satin Prince and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) accidentally shot Chonky and is now turning him into a Vampire! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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The coterie have broken through to the Satin Prince’s Vault and discovered blood alchemy and terrible sorcery that must be stopped! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) killed a bodyguard in the gunfight, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) used her awe to end a battle, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) took up a shotgun only to find the Satin Prince turning himself into a God! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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Having journeyed into Divine Damnation, the coterie are hunting for the Satin Prince! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) sent Vivian to find info from bartenders, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) bribed a drug dealing busboy for info and started romancing Seamus, and Everett’s (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) attempt to impersonate Colin Farrell further introduced a new kindred to the equation! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

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