Episode 205: TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE (2022)

Yikes. We've done the original, we've done the 2000s remake. Now we're back for Netflix's new requel Texas Chainsaw Massacre, which supposedly did so poorly in its test screenings that it did not get a theatrical release. We experience this firsthand with notations about exactly why this movie doesn't work. The excessive wokeness! The aping from Halloween 2018! The unlikable characters! Leatherface plain old having a crappy mask! Ultimately, we land on the movie is fine, watchable, but ultimately not good.

Also we're drinking Artisinal Brew Works' Birria di Capriccio Italian Pilsener.

Approximate timeline

0:00-10:00 Intro
10:00-22:00 Beer talk
22:00-end Texas Chainsaw Massacre

Next up: Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood.