Bible Stories for Blasphemers

This week, Dan explains to Mariah the absolutely chaos and frivolity had by the nation of Israel while Moses was on Mount Sinai. Did the Hebrews betray God to start a new bovine religion? Did Aaron indirectly cause the deaths of thousands of his own people because of peer pressure? Who are we to judge? And honestly, God, what did you expect?
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Special thanks for @HenryRogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
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Gather round dear flock, as youth pastor Dan spills all the tea of the one Bible story They don't want you to know about, and Mariah's hopes of becoming a Christian convert are dashed. Talking points include Jared from twitter, the Golden Globes, and Jerrod Carmichael's latest joke.
Find us on Instagram @BS4Blasphemers, or email us your Bible questions and corrections at [email protected].
Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers
Send us an email at [email protected]

*in the voice of Julie Andrews*
Dearest Gentle Listener,
Now, you didn't think we'd forgotten to maintain our ongoing commitment to providing you Patreon content content, did you? Well, worry not little lamb, your shepherds haven't forgotten you. In this episode you can look forward to such delights as thus, as well as the story of the only female judge in the Book of Judges. This is the story of Deborah, of course. Do not underestimate this gentlelady, for she and her bestie Jael deliver the fuck out of Israel in the most horrid of manners. Also discussed is the pivotal Carriage Scene in the latest season of Bridgerton, which is not related to the Bible at all. Oh, the scandal.

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers
Send us an email at [email protected]

Gather round Campers, 'cause your fave bible camp counselors are back! Dan managed to break his wrist just after recording this, so we had to take a short break, but now it's time to get back to REAL business: Bible. In this one we teach you survival skills you'll take with you for the rest of your life. Such as... the best methods in which to drink water from a river; How to terrify your enemies using the awesome sonic power of a bunch of trumpets; How to ensure God is Bread. This one's a MUST LISTEN, kids, since you never know when these survival skills will come in handy. God is always ready to test you.

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers
Send us an email at [email protected]

Happy Episode day, blasphemers!! This week Dan teaches us about how the Gibeonites made the diabolical choice to deceive the Israelites in order to secure their protection against being slaughtered... the audacity!!! After that, in the pop corner, our conversation resembles a bouncy ball set loose in a long linoleum hallway. Also some spoilers as we plan content for our forthcoming Patreon page which totally for sure definitely really is going to exist. Enjoy ;)

Special thanks to Henry Rogland for our intro, and to Bird Creek for our theme song, "Hooky With Sloane."
Edited and Mixed by Everett Kemper (@everettkemper)
Hosted by Dan Rogland & Mariah Wren (@mariahmaycats)
Follow & DM us on Instagram @bs4blasphemers
Send us an email at [email protected]