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The “And pSo It Goes” promo!
Beware the Hairy Mango
09/03/15 • 4 min
Hey, Folks,
In the interest of keeping my under-employed ass paying the bills, I’m showering you with audio temptation! I recently pulled out a story that I enjoyed writing some eighteen years ago called “And pSo It Goes.” I touched it up a bit, and recorded it.
This is not a Mango type story, but I hope it’s something you’d enjoy anyway. It’s a, fun, hour long, science fiction adventure about a twenty-first century guy who finds himself in the middle of a war between three twenty-third century gangs. Please forgive my shitty English accent, but the narrative style was inspired by Jonathan Gash’s Lovejoy novels and it seemed improper to do it in American. Here’s the first three minutes of it, so you can get a taste.
By now, I’m certain you’re drooling all over your un-waterproofed electronic devices, wondering how you can hear more before something shorts out. Just three little American dollars through the donate button on the Beware the Hairy Mango homepage will get you the rest of the story. At sixty-two minutes, that’s the length of ten to twelve regular shows. If you decide to subscribe to the Elitist Mango through the Get the Mango button, you’ll get it as a thank you gift.
Not enticey enough for you? How about this? For six bucks you get the full audio of “And pSo It Goes,” plus the first episode of Beware the Elitist Mango. That’s the one where I’m drunk.
“Wait a minute,” you say, “Why would I pay six bucks, when I can subscribe and get both for four bucks, plus forty other episodes I haven’t heard yet?” Oh, you’re too smart for me, listener. Why, indeed?
By the by, if you donate, but want me to contact you through an e-mail address different than your PayPal e-mail address, please give that even better address in the message when you donate. Look at that. I’m doing all sorts of shit to please you! Allow up to a day for me to get the goodies for you as I’m too up close and personal with you people to ever be automated. Or professional. Dig those digits into your digital wallet and dig my digital audio! Later, people!
The Mango!
Episode 251 – Pubic Flair
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01/15/15 • 5 min
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 251 – Pubic Flair by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 208 – Overcover
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05/03/14 • 6 min
Watch yourself if you’re listening to this with earbuds. It gets loud in places.
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 208 – Overcover by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Episode 143 – Daryl and the Davenport of Death!
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12/15/12 • 4 min
A little tribute to Henry McGee before the music!
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 143 – Daryl and the Davenport of Death! by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported License.
Episode 7 – The Monopoly Man and I Flee for Our Lives
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09/23/09 • 4 min
Terry Border’s wonderful Bent Objects
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 7 – The Monopoly Man and I Flee for Our Lives by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-Share Alike 3.0 United States License.
Patronizing Episode 3 – Bibblybots
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09/14/17 • 8 min
It’s the eighth birthday of Beware the Hairy Mango! We’re celebrating with a new episode for almost all of you! If you want to hear even more new shows, head over to my Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
Beware the Patronizing Mango – Episode 3 – Bibblybots by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
New Mango episodes on Patreon!
Beware the Hairy Mango
06/05/17 • 2 min
And we’re back! In a way. I’ve started a Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith and it’s swell!
For just one dollar a month you can listen to one new episode a month of my new show, Beware the Patronizing Mango, which is pretty much exactly like Beware the Hairy Mango. The shows will appear over there, but you can get an RSS feed link from Patreon and listen to the new episodes on your phone like you used to.
If you want to get crazy with your support, pledge $3 a month and get one episode a month of the defunct subscription show, Beware the Elitist Mango!
You can also get some of my less goofy stuff, like my short stories and flash fiction, but who would want that? Maybe you, because the more money I can get per month, the more free time I’ll have and the more Mango stuff I’ll be able to release! Check it out, listen to the promo, support the show, grow mo’ Mango!
Episode 334 – Happy Deathday
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09/27/16 • 10 min
It’s the May 31st show! And the last Beware the Hairy Mango ever!
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 334 – Happy Deathday by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
Episode 333 – Soupworld
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09/22/16 • 5 min
It’s the May 30th show!
Beware the Hairy Mango – Episode 333 – Soupworld by Matthew Sanborn Smith is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
HEY! If you love these Mangoes, but are craving fresher fruit, get even more Mangoes for just a dollar a month at https://www.patreon.com/matthewsanbornsmith
Episode 289 – Skeasy Rider
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04/12/16 • 5 min
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FAQ
How many episodes does Beware the Hairy Mango have?
Beware the Hairy Mango currently has 351 episodes available.
What topics does Beware the Hairy Mango cover?
The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Beware the Hairy Mango?
The episode title 'New Mango episodes on Patreon!' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Beware the Hairy Mango?
The average episode length on Beware the Hairy Mango is 5 minutes.
How often are episodes of Beware the Hairy Mango released?
Episodes of Beware the Hairy Mango are typically released every 2 days, 13 hours.
When was the first episode of Beware the Hairy Mango?
The first episode of Beware the Hairy Mango was released on Sep 14, 2009.
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