Best Friend Simulator

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis.

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Topics include: Denis has a headache, Josh disses friends and has another infestation, Life Tips, and another edition of Cryptid Country featuring the mysterious Fresno Nightcrawlers!

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Topics include: Josh calls Denis out about cod, Denis gets on his soapbox, a follow-up to our Robocop conversations, Denis is recording from the Rick Ghastly Studios, too much dragon talk, Josh struggles with passwords, Josh announces the Ant War is over, we decide nothing is real if it doesn’t get discussed on the podcast, a thanks to all the listeners, 10 minutes on Tom Petty’s Instagram, and another edition of Josh’s Paranormal Portal (that he decided to change the name of 7 episodes in) about Mel’s Hole. Our apologies to: anyone who cringed when Josh said “Mel’s A**hole” 30 minutes after we argued that we weren’t lowest common denominator comedy.

Our intro episode! Topics include how we met each other and what to expect from the podcast. Listen as we: talk all over each other, make poorly executed jokes about privilege, make obscure references that will surely turn new listeners off, and do terrible impressions! And oh so many planes flying overhead! Our apologies to: Howard Stern, John Debella, Jim Carrey, whoever owns Libsyn, Puff Daddy, and Joe Mantegna. (Please stick with us, it gets better!)

Topics include: Josh and Denis get hostile about loudness, Josh wonders if he is a nasty boy, "dickhands" and other new curse words, oblivious people are driving the boys crazy, new segment: Sexy Secrets, occupying spaces, people who look like they've got a secret, "That's it, I'm throwing you to the goblins", review of the book Meth: It's a Big Deal by Johnny Crackenheimer MD, trouble speaking english when it's your only language, issues that arise when you wait a month to record a new episode, The Best Friend Simulator Destiny 2 Clan, Denis claims and then immediately denies he is a fancy boy, a bunch of behind the scenes podcast stuff that could've been discussed off the air but was marginally funny enough to include, Josh loves the idea of a young person in old age makeup again, MDMMA joke, why the "how can you tell someone is vegan?" joke sucks, a return to Mel's Hole, and a teaser of the new segment, Mail Hole. Our apologies to: anybody who expected a much less salty podcast, anybody bothered by the fact that Denis decided to not use his pop filter on this one.