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The 12 Facts of Xmas
Bert & Fonx
12/22/19 • 56 min
Did you think Christmas started when Jesus was born? So when WAS he born, huh? Do you know? What do the originators of this feast say? Maybe he was born with the sun? On the day it reaches the lowest point in the skies? Is Santa a demoted viking deity? Did the druids bring us the elves? Folk lore and mythology are but a huge telephone game played throughout ages of human transit. Take a journey with us through every pagan origin of the Christmas tradition and help us send this first season off with a hell of an all-inclusive season’s greeting. Wæshæl, motherfuckers, merry kwanzukkah to you.
#bertfonx, #podcast, #christmas
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Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
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Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Fuck Star Wars
Bert & Fonx
12/15/19 • 82 min
If you love science fiction, like we do, but you’re stuck in a bipolar vortex between Star Wars and Star Trek, boy, do we have a treat for you. We traverse parsecs of parallel universes that encompass this multi-genre narrative style. From George Lucas’s first, pre-Star War dystopian masterpiece to the seminal influences of Jodorowsky and Moebius on the great genre influencers of our time: Star Wars, Alien, Terminator, Blade Runner. Through generations of masters: H.G. Wells, Jules Verne, Frank Hertbert, Jack Vance, Ray. Bradbury, Orson Scott Card, Arthur C. Clarke, Isaac Asimov, Stanislaw Lem... the heroes: Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, Pirx the Pilot... the epic, the post-apocalyptic, the utopian, the dystopian, one great adventure... We cover almost all of it and still somehow manage not to space out into a black hole. Buckle up, enjoy the ride, and live long and prosper, motherfuckers.
#bertfonx, #podcast, #scifi
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Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
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Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Monster Legends and Myths
Bert & Fonx
12/08/19 • 59 min
With his love of all things monsters and legends, Bert decides to bring Fonx into the fold with a breakdown of this pseudo science!
#bertfonx, #podcast, #cryptozoology
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Bert & Fonx Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
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Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Fonx Made a Music Video
Bert & Fonx
12/01/19 • 79 min
Bert & Fonx examine the trials and tribulations of collaborating in a music video for a song Fonx wrote, shot in Spain and the US. And, in doing so, revisit all of the experiences and lessons-learned of this intense multi-year venture. The production, the casting, the location scouting, the prop and costume design, the shoot, the post-production and the special effects... no stone is left unturned on this exploration of the world of amateur film-making, with a capital A.
Paying the Ferryman video https://vimeo.com/354556260/8bdd51818f
Film Press Kit https://www.dropbox.com/s/m4gy36k10lwilwz/BarqueroPressKit.pdf
Paying the Ferryman song https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com/track/pagando-al-barquero-2
Lyrics in English https://www.dropbox.com/s/tit9c40g6gr97sr/BoatmanLyricsEng_vSinglePage.pdf
The Isle of The Dead http://www.toteninsel.net/home.php
Alfonso Cronopio Trío live ¿Qué es este Temblor? (What's This Tremor?) https://vimeo.com/138803990
Search and Destroy (Stooges' cover) https://vimeo.com/102484270
The Mezquinos http://alfonsocronopio.com/the-mezquinos-los-gardunos/
Will Stock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZO6qAv_FD8
Laïla Bensaad-Johnson https://vimeo.com/lailabensaadjohnson
NOUS: Beautiful Nothing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R51aoiFAjBw
NOUS: Moderate Rock https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLH1hl4bojg
NOUS: Midnight Sun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7vrpHhHAW0 D4Darius http://d4darious.com
Bertimus Coverage
Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-V8QMvSAOCE
Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQFqtP1cRTY
Part 3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VYpyz63ZNk
Instagram Account https://www.instagram.com/barqu3ro/
#bertfonx, #podcast, #boatman
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
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Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States. Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at [email protected]. before initiating any takedown requests. Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.
Profanity: The Universal Language
Bert & Fonx
11/24/19 • 66 min
What is the meaning of certain meanings and why do so many get so salty about them? Can inconvenient words be hidden? Do we make them disappear when we cease to acknowledge them? Does sheet happen? Are you a sun of a beach? Join us as we explore the relativity of verbal offence, on this episode of Bert & Fonx ...
LINKS
deadwood swearing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFDYAz5LFjc
#bertfonx, #podcast, #profanity
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus
https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States. Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at [email protected]. before initiating any takedown requests. Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.
Language, Motherfucker, Do You Speak It?
Bert & Fonx
11/17/19 • 81 min
Fonx has been speaking English for 50 years now. In fact, Fonx has been speaking English longer than Bert’s been alive. And yet, his English still sounds weird AF. Are there disadvantages to a multilingual upbringing? Does making room for other languages in your brain make them have to share a confined space? Could it be that Fonx doesn’t know as much English as most natives do? ...or does he?
LINKS Here:
Etymology Quickies
https://alfonsocronopio.com/etymology-quickies/
Ed Ronthaler “English is Dumb”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XTjeoQ8gRmQ
The Chasers War On Everything “Do You Speak English?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thZzfdDcCuo
Miss Guised
https://missguised.tumblr.com
#bertfonx #podcast #etymology
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus
https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States. Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at [email protected]. before initiating any takedown requests. Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.
Bert went to Scotland!
Bert & Fonx
11/10/19 • 75 min
Bert recounts his amazing three week trip in search of his roots for his thirtieth birthday. The conversation, as usual ends up all over the place, ranging from travelling alone versus meeting up with friends or family to haggis, ancient castles, the Loch Ness monster, Robert The Bruce and the spider, Robert Lewis Stevenson and how to properly drink a good scotch whiskey.
#bert&fonx #podcast #scotland
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus
https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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Any use of works in our videos is de minimis, transformative, and constitutes fair use under the Copyright laws of the United States. Any improper attempts to takedown or claim our videos may be subject to 17 U.S.C. 512(f) claim for bad faith under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. If you want to discuss any content in our videos, please contact us at [email protected]. before initiating any takedown requests. Failure to do so may constitute bad faith.
Hickfests!
Bert & Fonx
11/03/19 • 55 min
Fonx’s less-than-conventional use of the term “hick” leads Bert to show him some examples of eccentric celebrations around the world to try to figure out what on earth he means. It turns out to be a fun exercise, with an interesting conclusion.
Links to what we watched:
Tomatina Festival -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6S9ZIjegaY
Cooper's Hill Cheese Roll -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvG9XDtjv4
World Gurning Championship -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEH1rUB7-Ys
World Beard and Mustache Championships -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUlnxzpcoT4
Extreme Ironing -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1y4rsEVzYo
World Championship Punkin Chunkin -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAIy_TUuHk
Bee Wearing Championship -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yb4PGe_X13g
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus
https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
Ancient Astronauts
Bert & Fonx
10/27/19 • 56 min
Fascinated and intrigued with the ancient astronaut theory, Bert decides to put it through the Fonx wringer.
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
From the steam engine to the “fart phone”
Bert & Fonx
10/20/19 • 66 min
Our friends compare their timelines to that of two millennial relatives in search of the milestones that marked the end of the industrial age and the rise of the information era. From calling from home to carrying your phone around, from radio and television through video and dvd, all the way to PDA and smart devices. Through the rise of social networks and the radical communication paradigm shifts brought by the advent of internet technology, what was the big corner stone? How did the transition unravel? Find out, on this episode of Bert & Fonx.
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Bert & Fonx
Created by: Robert “Bertimus” Dickson and Alfonso “Cronopio” Moreno
Edited by Miah Detjen
Musical Theme by Alfonso Cronopio Trio, produced by Chano Audiovisual
//
Other sources of B&X:
Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/33jsdXH
Google Podcasts: http://bit.ly/2Mak7uD
Anchor.fm: http://bit.ly/30LojVX
Spotify: https://spoti.fi/31QjZWJ
Pocket Casts: http://bit.ly/2Orl17B
Breaker: http://bit.ly/2B3zvCV
Overcast: http://bit.ly/31che0O
RadioPublic: http://bit.ly/32bEnBF
Other Bertimus Channels:
Bertimus https://www.youtube.com/c/bertimus
Not Taking It Seriously https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPVcEU0HnQW3A53LFs8MTcQ
Alfonso Cronopio Trio
https://alfonsocronopio.bandcamp.com
Miah Detjen
http://miahdetjen.com
Chano Audiovisual
https://www.youtube.com/user/ChanoAudiovisual
https://www.instagram.com/chanoaudiovisual/
https://www.facebook.com/pg/chano.audiovisual/
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How many episodes does Bert & Fonx have?
Bert & Fonx currently has 12 episodes available.
What topics does Bert & Fonx cover?
The podcast is about Society & Culture, Podcasts and Philosophy.
What is the most popular episode on Bert & Fonx?
The episode title 'The 12 Facts of Xmas' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Bert & Fonx?
The average episode length on Bert & Fonx is 66 minutes.
How often are episodes of Bert & Fonx released?
Episodes of Bert & Fonx are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Bert & Fonx?
The first episode of Bert & Fonx was released on Oct 6, 2019.
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