Berner Phone

Hannah Berner and Des Bishop

The Berner Phone hotline is open! Hannah Berner and her husband, comedian Des Bishop, are listening to callers, dishing out their best advice, and bantering back with hilarious chemistry for their first ever podcast together. Keep an eye out on their Instagram stories for prompts to leave a voice message and be featured on the pod. Whether it’s pet peeves, secrets, life advice, dating dilemmas, or career questions, Hannah and Des are dialed in.

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Barbara Corcoran: How To Be A Shark & Manifest Money

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04/13/23 • 62 min

BARBARA CORCORAN AKA THE QUEEN AKA MOTHER AKA THE SHARK AKA THE BADDEST BIOTCH IS IN HELL!!!! (as you can tell I'm freaking out)

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Michael Rapaport: Acting & Antisemitism

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11/03/22 • 58 min

Michael Rapaport is back in hell! We immediately discuss his beef with Kanye, he talks about his experience on Friends, and I put him in the hot seat for some Han on the Street questions!

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Out & About: Drag Queens & Conversion Camps

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05/11/23 • 49 min

Patrick McAuliffe and Joey Camasta are my besties who stopped by hell to discuss anal, how they came out to their parents, what fixed their anxiety, and much more silliness.

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Leah McSweeney: Chaos Theory & Billionaire Dick

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06/02/22 • 61 min

Leah McSweeney is a bad biatch who is a little too comfortable in hell. She talks about her new book about her life, Chaos Theory. She talks about her business, being a mother, her recent darkness, and how she maintains her sanity in her beautiful chaotic life.

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Christy Carlson Romano: Surviving Disney & Her Demons

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04/28/22 • 57 min

You may know her as Ren from Even Stevens, Belle on Broadway, or the voice of Kim Possible! Christy Carlson Romano invited me into her gorgeous home in Austin to discuss the reality of being a Disney star, her partying days, choosing to be sober, finding the love of her life, becoming a mom, advocating for child actors, and her current career aspirations. It's a hot one!

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Ashley Gavin: Lesbian Comedian Destroys Men & Horse Girls

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05/27/22 • 58 min

Comedian Ashley Gavin has blown up on TikTok and is enjoying touring the country... while being single. Her life has changed a lot during the pandemic and we discuss her happiness levels. We also talk about straight vs lesbian sex and she blew my mind.

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Kate Chastain: Emotional Availability & Farting

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01/16/19 • 37 min

She might be the biggest star of Bravo's Below Deck, but she constantly gets yelled at by rude guests on yachts, doesn't have a sense of smell, fights with her mom, and once made a terrible decision in Key West with a guy named Fabio.

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Jeffree Star: Down Low Hookups & Healing

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04/26/23 • 55 min

Jeffree Star has left his ranch in Montana to come all the way to hell. He is on TikTok, has new makeup coming out, and has a ton of opinions on other makeup lines, hookups, and self help.

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Benedict Polizzi: Polite Catcalling & Hair Transplanting

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04/21/23 • 55 min

Benny is back on the pod with a new viral video series called "polite catcalling" and he survived being a cast member on FBoy Island. He opens up about his deepest insecurities and his dating life on the road as a stand up comedian. Hannah also complains about her ingrown hairs.

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Ella Halikas: Body Trends & Believing In Yourself

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03/22/23 • 67 min

Ella explains how she manifested being a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit model. She faces tons of rejected but never let it stop her from chasing her dream. She gives her secrets to confidence, taking great photos, and feeling comfortable in her own skin.

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