Show #156 Return of Magnus CockThunder and Z Is Eternal

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03/16/23 • 64 min

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The Return of Magnus CockThunder and Z-Is-Eternal on this week's BFYTW.
Z and Magnus team up against the BFYTW Boys Augie and Stevie in three games.

1. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story
  1 - Woman Missing for 30 Years Found in Puerto Rico Nursing Home, Refuses/Unable to Tell Story:
  https://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2023/03/02/missing-person-found-ross-pennsylvania-patricia-kopta-puerto-rico-the-sparrow/stories/202303030082
  Story 2 - Roman Sewing Tool Actually Turns Out To Be A Dildo: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found
  Story 3 - VW Refuses to Help Police Locate Kidnapped Child Because GPS Subscription Expired: https://www.facebook.com/LakeCoILSheriff/posts/pfbid0BkG4cQSwBFyeQ4LJprSWcRi6YVgtEk1viJfS4587qQWNfX6dzBHbo1mX8icgTxYul (edited)
  Game 2 - Find the Kink I'm going to describe three people who were caught (or admitted to) engaging in some sort of debauchery, giving you as many details as I can about their lives without revealing their sexual proclivities. Each player will guess (or invent) the extremely-specific kink that person has, and if anyone is correct they'll earn one point, but the funniest answer each round will also earn a point. The team with the most points after three rounds wins and earns two episode points. Note: For decency's sake, none of these kinks will be illegal, and I humbly request that you all keep your guesses legal as well.
  Game 3 - The Rules of the Game Our players will have to play a game without knowing what the rules are. Whoever wins the game earns their team three episode points.
  Shoutouts to our Patrons Raspfairy, Mexi, Justin, Kristin, Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,
  Promos @fromthemidpod @MuckPodcast
  Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia
  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW
  Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun
  Our Merch Store https://www.teepublic.com/user/bfytw-podcast
  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ
  www.BFYTWpod.com

The Return of Magnus CockThunder and Z-Is-Eternal on this week's BFYTW.
Z and Magnus team up against the BFYTW Boys Augie and Stevie in three games.

1. Game 1 - Like Share Block Story
  1 - Woman Missing for 30 Years Found in Puerto Rico Nursing Home, Refuses/Unable to Tell Story:
  https://www.post-gazette.com/local/north/2023/03/02/missing-person-found-ross-pennsylvania-patricia-kopta-puerto-rico-the-sparrow/stories/202303030082
  Story 2 - Roman Sewing Tool Actually Turns Out To Be A Dildo: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2023/feb/20/its-not-a-darning-tool-its-a-very-naughty-toy-roman-dildo-found
  Story 3 - VW Refuses to Help Police Locate Kidnapped Child Because GPS Subscription Expired: https://www.facebook.com/LakeCoILSheriff/posts/pfbid0BkG4cQSwBFyeQ4LJprSWcRi6YVgtEk1viJfS4587qQWNfX6dzBHbo1mX8icgTxYul (edited)
  Game 2 - Find the Kink I'm going to describe three people who were caught (or admitted to) engaging in some sort of debauchery, giving you as many details as I can about their lives without revealing their sexual proclivities. Each player will guess (or invent) the extremely-specific kink that person has, and if anyone is correct they'll earn one point, but the funniest answer each round will also earn a point. The team with the most points after three rounds wins and earns two episode points. Note: For decency's sake, none of these kinks will be illegal, and I humbly request that you all keep your guesses legal as well.
  Game 3 - The Rules of the Game Our players will have to play a game without knowing what the rules are. Whoever wins the game earns their team three episode points.
  Shoutouts to our Patrons Raspfairy, Mexi, Justin, Kristin, Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,
  Promos @fromthemidpod @MuckPodcast
  Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia
  https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW
  Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun
  Our Merch Store https://www.teepublic.com/user/bfytw-podcast
  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ
  www.BFYTWpod.com

Previous Episode

Show #155 GateLeaping with BFYTW

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This week we are joined by the only other Panel Show Podcast...The Gateleapers! Represented by Matt and Audra, as they take on team BFYTW in three proper panel games.
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Game 1 - Lampoon the Last 7 Days (Mock the Week) I'm going to take three facts or figures from major news stories and present them to you as the answer to a question, all our players have to do is tell me what the question is. Correct questions earn nothing, funniest question wins that answer, first team to win two answers wins the game and earns themselves one episode point.
Game 2 - Would I Bullshit You? (Would I Lie To You?) I'm going to make three statements. Each team will individually decide whether that statement is true or a lie. Each correct guess is worth a point. The team with the most points wins the game and earns two episode points.
Game 3 - 4 out of 5 Dentists (8 out of 10 Cats) I'm going to ask five survey questions, such as 'what percentage of Americans believe in ghosts', and one team will guess the exact percentage out of 100. Their opponents will then decide whether they think the correct answer is higher or lower, if they're correct, they win the survey, otherwise the original guessers win it. Then teams will swap roles and we'll move onto the next survey. First team to win three surveys wins the game and earns three episode points.
Shoutouts to our Patrons Raspfairy, Mexi, Justin, Kristin, Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs.
Promos @SuperMediaBros_ @BeerdAlPodcast
Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia
https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW
Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun
Our Merch Store https://www.teepublic.com/user/bfytw-podcast
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ
www.BFYTWpod.com

Next Episode

Show #157 Al Bundy, James Cordon, and a New Rule

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This week we are bringing it back to basics. Aaron hosts team captains Augie and Stevie in a traditional 1 v 1 episode with three fun games.
We also go through voice messages from Tally Man Todd and Colin Maggs
Game 1 - Like Share Block
Story 1 - Canada rules that flipping the middle finger is a 'God-given' right - https://www.npr.org/2023/03/10/1162629535/canada-flipping-middle-finger-ruling-god-given-right#:~:text=Getty%20Images-,A%20Canadian%20judge%20ruled%20that%20offending%20someone%20is%20not%20a,got%20into%20a%20verbal%20dispute.&text=The%20gesture%20is%20considered%20rude,under%20Canadian%20law%20%E2%80%94%20is%20illegal.
Story 2 - Pet Zebra Bites Ohio Man’s Arm Off - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/mar/15/zebra-almost-bites-farmers-arm-off-ohio#:~:text=after%20he%20was%20attacked%20by,Clifton%20told%20an%20emergency%20dispatcher.
Story 3 - ‘Cocaine cat’ escaped owner, will now live at Cincinnati Zoo - https://apnews.com/article/cocaine-cat-wild-ohio-cincinnati-zoo-c7af47b6c0e0b7c2fd40b9c36ec470fd
Game 2 - Pitch Me Baby One More Time
As March 16th was International Panda Day, I've been thinking we need more panda bears in entertainment, so what I want you to do is pitch me a movie, TV series, book, or video game that doesn't currently feature a panda bear - and make the main character a panda bear. I want to know how this changes the dynamic between them and the other characters, and I want to know how the plot plays out. Best pitch wins and gets two points.
Game 3 - The Rules of the Game
Shoutouts to our Patrons Raspfairy, Mexi, Justin, Kristin, Flaose, Todd, Jim, Flaos, Bridget F., David M., Erin S, Donna/Colin Maggs,
Promos @500_section @MuckPodcast
Founding Members of @OddPodsMedia
https://www.patreon.com/BFYTW
Show Music by @KeroseneLetter and @Mexigun
Our Merch Store https://www.teepublic.com/user/bfytw-podcast
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyJG-PDn6su32Et_eSiC6RQ
www.BFYTWpod.com