04 - Heavenly Heist (Part 1)

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10/19/20 • 35 min

"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"

The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.

Episode content warnings: mention of death

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by:

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Enoch played by Rebecca Hansson

Yohana played by Maia Harlap

Mamre played by Denver Stewart

Aaron played by Paul Walsh

God played by Rebecca Hansson and Chakree Matayanant

Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"

The Egyptian sorcerers, Yohana and Mamre, receive a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.

Episode content warnings: mention of death

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info:

⁠⁠⁠https://www.metatronspeaks.com⁠

Gain foresight:

https://www.patreon.com/c/MetatronSpeaks

Socials:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/bna_pod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

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⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/zCQMZ3T7b3⁠⁠⁠⁠

Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by:

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Enoch played by Rebecca Hansson

Yohana played by Maia Harlap

Mamre played by Denver Stewart

Aaron played by Paul Walsh

God played by Rebecca Hansson and Chakree Matayanant

Flaming sword played by Faye Holliday

Michael played by Rae Lundberg

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03 - Work Was Hell Today

A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?

Episode content warnings: graphic depiction of decapitated head, with visceral gore effects every time said head speaks. Mention of mass murder, violence, nudity, swarm of flies, implied BDSM.

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

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Written by:

Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg

Beta read by:

Rocio Linares & Cat Bajusz

Voice actors:

Rebecca Hansson as Enoch

Oliver Walton-Harrod as Talking head (spine attached) and ZikZak

Sofie Molin Andersson as Lilith

Brokeashe11 as Beelzebub

Mihai Matei as the voice of Snot-B-Gon

Asha Lloyd as the voice of Freudian & Skinner

Kiana Triana as Vague Dominatrix Ad

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05 - Heavenly Heist (Part 2)

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.

Satan has entered the chat.

Episode content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Transcripts and more info:

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