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Baseless Speculation

Baseless Speculation

Sanspants Radio

Three boys with bad brains speculate on all upcoming movies, TV shows and comics. Check back each week for an assortment of unfounded, unresearched and unsubstantiated predictions.

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Baseless Speculation - Alien: Romulus

Alien: Romulus

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06/20/24 • 62 min

Last year Peter Weyland did a TED talk and now we’re here, watching the new trailer for Alien: Romulus. In space, no one can hear you suckin on a wolf titty. Which is a shame, as surely the wolf milk is what gave those twins the power to build the twin cities of Rome and Reme? Either way, we need to be funding more research into the power of wolf titty milk instead of spending all our hard earned space dollars on xenomorphs or whatever. But here we are again, having some sneaky secret android convincing a bunch of plucky space-farers to capture da perfect organism so our beloved Weyland-Yutani can use Alien jelly to make da Olympics good. Come with us on this wild ride as we poorly remember the Alien franchise, try to figure out why Alien: Romulus is set between Alien and Aliens and learn too much about the Alien comics. Jackson thinks the problem with the Alien films is a problem of escalation and let me tell you, the comics clearly do NOT have that problem. Did you know the Gorilla-Alien or Gorilla-Morph happens when a facehugger face hugs a gorilla? It’s big, blue, could be described as “brutish” will walks on their knuckles. They are known as being highly aggressive, as opposed to the regular Alien which is more docile so only regularly aggressive? Or maybe they just mean it’s not as sneaky. Love to swing on vine though!


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Baseless Speculation - Star Wars: Acolyte

Star Wars: Acolyte

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04/03/24 • 59 min

Star Wars, a film series that historically has never once been political in any way, shape or form, has gone too far this time by hiring women? Non-whites? Goes against canon?? It’s hard to say. Fragile babies are upset and maybe gen-z think da prequels are better than the original series?? We don’t know. We also don’t know why a bison time travels. There’s a lot we don’t know to be perfectly honest. Except Yoda’s political leanings. That we get. So listen in (or watch us on YouTube) for the next hour while we momentarily distract you on the road to the grave as we try and figure out what will happen in Star Wars: Acolyte. Oh, we also know howler monkey’s are not only the loudest monkey, but they’re also the loudest land animal. Their little yells can be heard from 5km away! That’s 3 miles to you filthy imperialists. Or around about 50 odd football fields if you need that visualisation.

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Baseless Speculation - A Haunting in Venice with Dave Warneke
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05/24/23 • 62 min

The BS Boys are joined by their good friend from the Do Go On and Book Cheat podcasts, Dave Warneke, to try to untangle the mystery presented in the trailer for the newest (and probably last) Hercule Poirot movie, A Haunting in Venice. How spooky will it be? Who will die? What da hell is going on? This episode has a real attempt to answer these questions and more!

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Baseless Speculation - Barbie with Milo Edwards

Barbie with Milo Edwards

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04/12/23 • 61 min

​​The BS Boys are joined by Milo Edwards from the TRASHFUTURE podcast to speculate on what is going to happen in the upcoming Barbie movie now that we've seen a trailer that Jackson didn't just dream up.

If you like Milo, please go follow him on social media at @milo_edwards and if you live in Melbourne go see his Melbourne International Comedy Festival show.



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Baseless Speculation - Deadpool & Wolverine

Deadpool & Wolverine

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02/28/24 • 73 min

Truely an historical moment for the BS Boys as they gear up to talk about a film that no matter the success, guarentees a ticket to the zoo! If Deadpool & Wolverine cracks a cool billy the boys are off to the Melbourne Zoo on Duscher and Jackson's dime, but if Deadpool & Wolverine comes out to the fanfare of not making a billy then Zammit foots the bill. Zammit also made the claim he'll pay for the overnight zoo under the stars experience. This was not really covered at length in said bet and Zammit is feeling he may get shafted. Either way, the boys get to see some apes! As for this film? Deadpool will do something wacky, Duscher will loathe every moment Ryan Reynold's is on screen, Zammit thinks they'll make an Onslaught/Cassandra Nova amalgamation and Jackson just wants to know when everyone was last excited for a cameo. The show is also on YouTube now, so you can see just how JD jerry-rigs his mic fix. He wants a poll. I don't know how to do that. Instead here is an interesting ape fact! Did you know that gorillas like to swear? Apparently if you teach them the sign words for cussin' they love to use them! We truely aren't so different.

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Baseless Speculation - Borderlands

Borderlands

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03/06/24 • 63 min

Every movie is now Deadpool, Bad Boys or Guardians of the Galaxy and we're here to tell you that Borderlands is no different! What looks like a middling to adequate film has a surprising tumultuous production with directors giving up, writers joining 6 months after filming is wrapped and producers really wanting people to know some of their past hits! Zammit doesn't know what a Borderlands is, JD is excited for films and Jackson refuses to do any introspection. The main takeaway from this is that people contain multitudes and it's never too late to have your name taken off a project you care little about. The show is also on YouTube now, so you can see our best Now You See'd Me expressions! Now for today's interesting ape fact: Ape love TV! At Wilhelma zoo apes are allowed an hour of movies a day. They love the documentaries, they love seeing other animals but they hate seeing the zoo vet on TV with the bonobos going nuts as they shake their fists and shriek! They truely are just like us.

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Baseless Speculation - A Based Reaction to Avatar: The Way of Water
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12/17/22 • 66 min

The BS boys have finally returned to Pandora and are now suffering the most extreme cases of PADS, NADS and NAFDS ever recorded. Full spoilers for Avatar 2. Go see it 40 times.

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Baseless Speculation - Deadpool 3

Deadpool 3

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07/05/23 • 68 min

The BS Boys have unearthed a heavily reported on and definitely real sounding leak of Deadpool 3 and try to figure out how this movie could possibly work, if it will be good and make one outlandish bet about the success of the movie. Potential spoilers we guess? But probably not???

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Baseless Speculation - Venom: The Last Dance

Venom: The Last Dance

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06/13/24 • 53 min

The third instalment of the spectacular Venom franchise is nearly upon us! A small part in the much beloved Sony Spider-Man Cinematic Universe that is yet to feature a single Spider-Man! But at least they have vampire, bird, cat-guy and maybe Spider-Women? Although Madame Web might not be part of the SSCU now? It was just a cool thing that happened! Don’t worry about it! We’re not here to talk about that, we’re here to talk about Venom! And more importantly how does Venom kill that horse he turns into? Off a cliff? Into a helicopter like an incredible horse torpedo? Or is it just ground into a red smear by going to fast? These are the important questions we here at Baseless Speculation want to know! There’s also some cool bug looking lad that wants to eat Eddie or maybe a plan that we all think resembles the xenophage from comics, but Jackson thinks they might be those Venom predators that are bones whom ate symbiotes from a limited series that was not popular nor fun to read. Anyways, Kraven comes out this Christmas and we know you’re all excited to see it multiple times! So why not join us in the Kraven Quintupple Challenge?! Where you attempt to see Kraven 5 times in one day! You wake up on December 17th get dressed and head out the door for a Pre-Breakfast Kraven followed closely by Early Morning Kraven then a quick stop to Gold Class for Lunch Kraven and while that’s digesting have a brief Post-Lunch Kraven then it’s back to Gold Class for Dinner Kraven and then top it all off with a Nigh Cap Kraven! It’s truely the best way to get into the festive spirit. And you can help ruin our Christmas by becoming truly Based with a Baseless Speculation+ subscription available from our website or through Apple Podcasts.


Did you know that in Earth 8101 Venom is a full on gorilla, part of the Thundermonks team and loves to throw his feces at his teammates. Comics are good.



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Baseless Speculation - A Based Reaction to Avatar: The Way of Water
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12/15/22 • 66 min

The BS boys have finally returned to Pandora and are now suffering the most extreme cases of PADS, NADS and NAFDS ever recorded. Full spoilers for Avatar 2. Go see it 40 times.

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Make sure to check out all the other Wood Elf shows here

Send us an email at [email protected]

You can physically send us stuff to PO BOX 7127, Reservoir East, Victoria, 3073.

Follow us on Twitter: Jackson | Duscher | Zammit

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FAQ

How many episodes does Baseless Speculation have?

Baseless Speculation currently has 205 episodes available.

What topics does Baseless Speculation cover?

The podcast is about Podcasts and Tv & Film.

What is the most popular episode on Baseless Speculation?

The episode title 'Alien: Romulus' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Baseless Speculation?

The average episode length on Baseless Speculation is 66 minutes.

How often are episodes of Baseless Speculation released?

Episodes of Baseless Speculation are typically released every 6 days, 22 hours.

When was the first episode of Baseless Speculation?

The first episode of Baseless Speculation was released on Mar 3, 2021.

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