Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective

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It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
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Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg

Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful

Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro

Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate

Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid

Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff

Katie Bowman as: Blondebob

Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca

Jake Hess as: Drent Dickridge

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist

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Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Edited by Brad Beideman

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium

Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark

Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish

Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora

Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg

Brad Beideman as: Neil

Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)

Barjory makes her stance on the police really very clear.

Postcards to print and send to your representative/city council member about the stupidly disproportionate police budget:
https://imgur.com/a/aSdZoG9

CW: Mentions of murder, police violence, sexual abuse by police

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Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??

Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe

Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet

Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices

Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices

Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background Voices

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We’re nominated for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Audio Play Production, Writing for an Audio Play Production, and Action Sound Design in a Production.

To vote, get a laptop, find us (control-F it maybe), and drag us to the right with whoever else you wanna vote for! It’s that simple! Medium simple!