Barbarian Rhetoric

From funny to adversity, talk about hitting both ends of the spectrum.

Strange or funny things you have seen driving down the road?

Who would win in a fight: John Wick vs. Jason Bourne?

Who would win Jig Saw vs Sherlock Holmes?

A movie that disturbed you the most?

Are humans wired to carry on in the face of major adversity?

CJ
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The Smith Homestead

Deep Chatter

Christmas is here and we have the special for it, laugh along on this ride through the holiday.

Grinch in Whoville conspiracy theory

Best Christmas Movies

Christmas Music

Best/worse Christmas food

Real vs Fake Christmas Tree

Christmas Traditions

CJ
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JimeeGee
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Been going down deep rabbit holes of late, so this week back to some fun stuff from the internet.
Enjoy and a laugh along with us.

1. Would you rather have Cheeto fingers or wet socks for the next 24 hours?

2. Does it bother you if a girl you’re dating makes more money than you?

3. Would you rather have to tell your mom everything sexual you’ve done, or have to show her your entire porn history?

4. You have to pick one food for your best friend to chew up and spit into your mouth, what food do you choose?

5. If you could have an endless supply of anything, what would it be?

6. Who would win in a fight to the death: The Rock or John Cena?

7. For $10,000 would you spend two days carrying around a human shaped robot that you had to introduce as your girlfriend?

8. Would you rather have a tiny hot leprechaun you can fuck whenever or have a leprechaun’s gold worth a quarter of a million dollars?

9. Would you rather bet the best looking person in the world or have the ability to read minds of the opposite sex?

10. Would you rather be the world’s tallest man or the world’s shortest man?

11. If your girl had to wear a mascot head during sex for the rest of your life, which one would you choose?

12. Would you rather fuck a goat and nobody knows or not fuck a goat any everyone thinks you did?

13. If you could erase one thing from your mind so you could relive it for the first time again what would it be?

14. If you were the opposite sex for a day, what would you do?

15. Do lesbians use the same bullshit excuses straight women use with men in order to get out of sex?

16. If you’d old have a coach from any sport standing next to you and coaching you as you have sex who would it be?

17. How honest is your feedback on blowjobs/oral sex?

18. If you hook up with a person who stays absolutely silent during sex, do you say anything? Do you continue hooking up?

19. You meet up with someone from a dating app for sex, and it turns out they have a colostomy bag. What do you do?

20. What do you do if you fart in the middle of sex?

CJ
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JimeeGee
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Nathan on Twitter @SteelJanz & Ig @barbarianrhetoric

Website barbarianrhetoric.com
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A few quick-fire questions this week for a change of pace and some fun
Answer the Internet by Barstool Sports

Would you rather wear cargo shorts every day or no socks ever again?

If you were in an open field with an aluminum baseball bat, how many ten-year-olds with bike helmets could you take down before they got you?

Would you rather fight 100 duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?

If you could see a sex tape with nay two movie characters, who would it be?

If you could make any two people fight in a no-rules cage match, who would you choose?

Would you rather the world lost all women or all sports?

You go to your girlfriend’s house and meet her father for the first time. He hands you the AUX cord, what song do you play first?

If you could pick any character from TV or movies to be your college roommate, who would it be?

Would you rather give: A) the first 99% B) the last 1% of a blowjob?

Would you rather your girlfriend get a notification every time you watched porn (with a description), or notification of where you are at all times?

Would you rather have to watch either only soft-core porn or only minor league sports for the rest of your life?

How many rats would it take to overwhelm and kill you in a fight?

Which fictional character would you love to beat the shit out of?

Would you rather have teeth where your hair is or hair where your teeth are?

Would you rather wake up every morning with the TV channel numbers randomized and no guide, or have your keyboard layout switched every morning?

Would you rather have a good handjob from your grandmother or a bad handjob from your grandmother?

Would you rather be a pig and be able to orgasm for 30 minutes, or be a lion and be able to have sex 60 times a day?

Marry, Fuck, Kill: Italian food, Mexican food, Chinese food

Two buttons, you can only press one: A) instantly get a million dollars or B) have a 50/50 chance you get one hundred million dollars?

Do you think there are more pornstars or murderers in the world?

If you had to get a lip tattoo, what would it say?

If you had to pick one person to be the ambassador for the human race to meet aliens, who would it be? Would you rather be drunk 24/7 or never be drunk again?

What do you think is the oldest someone’s been when they’ve had sex?

If you could only watch one actor’s movies for the rest of your life, who would it be?

If you could be the patron saint of something, what would it be?

If you could get access to one person’s phone and look at all their shit, who would it be?

If every time you got a boner the same song would start playing, what song would you want?

Would you fuck a pornstar if afterward, she had to hold a press conference on your performance?

CJ
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JimeeGee
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Nathan on Twitter @SteelJanz & Ig @barbarianrhetoric

Website barbarianrhetoric.com
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Part One of the Snowflake Test

Good old Padre came across this test and thought it would be a good idea to see if we are snowflakes here on the Barbarian Banter.
Thirty questions total we tackled the first fifteen this go around.

1. Outside of standard benefits, what benefits should a company offer employees?
2. What should the national minimum wage be?
3. How many sick days should be given to employees?
4. How often should employees get raises?
5. How do you feel about guns?
6. What are your feelings about employees or clients carrying guns?
7. What are your feelings about safe spaces in challenging work environments?
8. In a creative like [This Company], what do you envision work attire looking like?
9. Should "trigger warnings' be issued before we release content for clients or the company that might be considered "controversial"?
10. How do you feel about police?
11. If you owned the company and were to find out that a client is operating unethically but was a high paying client... how would you handle it?
12. When was the last time you cried and why?
13. You arrive at an event for work and there's a major celebrity you've always wanted to meet. What happens next?
14. What's your favorite kind of adult beverage?
15. What's the best way to communicate with clients?

CJ
Twitter @HeavyMetalCJ IG @heavymetalcj
JimeeGee
Twitter @JimeeGee

Nathan on Twitter @SteelJanz & Ig @barbarianrhetoric

Website barbarianrhetoric.com
Check out Barbaricsoap.com and get Savagely Clean.