Bad Porno Book Club Podcast

In this week's episode of 'A Touch of Grey... Down There' Annabelle learns a golden shower is not, in fact, a sponge bath at dusk, while Andria and Erin marvel at Annabelle's many examples of what NOT to do in a relationship (or really any situation, ever). From wet geckos to trust falls, this chapter is sure to both delight and horrify! BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur love poetry? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram @bpbcpodcast. Tweet the one and only Blake Lockhart @blakelockhart2. If you listened to this podcast on iTunes, and you somewhat enjoyed yourself, give us a rating and review! Can't get enough of A Touch of Grey Down There or looking for your next book club adventure? Download 'A Touch of Grey... Down There' from Amazon: www.amazon.ca/Touch-Grey-Down-Th...book/dp/B00AD9J5FO

This week's episode picks right back up at the cliffhanger we left you on - Annabelle suporting Calvin with his penis stuck in a pipe organ, as the DEA and reality television crews swarm. Also featuring Andria's awkward yoga experience and that time Erin's mom confronted Blake Lockhart about golden showers. Interested in more bad porn from Blake Lockhart? Let us know which character from Pelican Cove you'd like to star in his next geriatric sex thriller, and maybe (just maybe) he'll make your dreams come true. Are you a listener who isn't one of our best friends in real life? Let us know! We'd love to hear where you're listening from and what you'd like to hear more of! Or less...we appreciate honesty. BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur love poetry? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram @bpbcpodcast. Tweet the one and only Blake Lockhart @blakelockhart2. If you listened to this podcast on iTunes, and you somewhat enjoyed yourself, give us a rating and review! Can't get enough of A Touch of Grey Down There or looking for your next book club adventure? Download 'A Touch of Grey... Down There' from Amazon: www.amazon.ca/Touch-Grey-Down-Th...book/dp/B00AD9J5FO

Chapter 8 is a quickie. In fact, its just an in-and-out of Calvin and Annabelle's email exchange, but leave it to Blake Lockhart to keep the awkwardness at a maximum. We recommend pairing this episode with Episode 7 - like a fine wine with cheese, or or a bag of frozen peas with a broken vagina. BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur poetry? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram @bpbcpodcast. Tweet the one and only Blake Lockhart @blakelockhart2. Can't get enough of A Touch of Grey... Down There or looking for your next book club adventure? Download A Touch of Grey Down There from Amazon: www.amazon.ca/Touch-Grey-Down-Th...book/dp/B00AD9J5FO

This week's episode of the Bad Porno Book Club will have you on the edge of your seat as Annebelle rebels against Calvin's instructions (shocker) and snoops behind the blue door...into his science lab? We get a glimpse into Calvin's lurid past, from suspicious bakers looking for more than just a cup of sugar to alleged MURDER. Or as Shirley Murdoch would say, ERDUM! This week's episode was brought to you by chardonnay and ice cream, a truly winning combo. BPBC fan? Have thoughts/feedback? Need a second opinion on your amateur love poetry? Email us at [email protected] or find us on Instagram @bpbcpodcast. Tweet the one and only Blake Lockhart @blakelockhart2. If you listened to this podcast on iTunes, and you somewhat enjoyed yourself, give us a rating and review! Can't get enough of A Touch of Grey Down There or looking for your next book club adventure? Download 'A Touch of Grey... Down There' from Amazon: www.amazon.ca/Touch-Grey-Down-Th...book/dp/B00AD9J5FO