Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Joel joins us
her good looks and your witty charm
not that great at sportsball
gay, horny or both
i've got gum drop mountains
look like my mom but fart like my dad
eat the placenta
furnace or plane
killawillba joins the show
romance the ass
hiding your flatulence
i'm a cross-dresser
swearing
the thunder from down under
i've been around young children
MEGA SPERM
family meeting about killing babies
the drugs have finally kicked in
failure of sex education
preparation for kids
wept like a baby
then you are not a trucker sir
hermetic seal
potty training and public restrooms
it got in my mouth
joel and jodi may be spirit animals
You should check out Joel's podcasts:
40 going on 14
The Sunshine Happy Kpants Hour
Obviously Oblivious
Joel and KillaWillba do a podcast together. You should also check it out:
The Coffin Joe Cast

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We got a late start
A new intro
A good dude left us this week
Facebook and death is a bad mix
Everybody has a different parenting style, you do not get to tell somebody they're doing it wrong
Ezra doesn't understand the concept of making a phone call
School projects
CTFD Parenting
certain things you can never un-taste
child proofing a house
don't be lazy parents
this week's break brought to you by Trent
first break song brought to you by Astro Tan - check them out - https://www.facebook.com/astrotanned
this weeks you're doing it wrong images, brought to you by one of our listeners:
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taking pictures / videos of your kids while driving will end BADLY
sometimes you just have to embarass your kids
what to do when a company's employee break area overlooks your yard

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more sickness. justin had a staycation but nothing went as planned. jodi’s performance brought to you by straw-ber-ita. last episode’s celebration of not being sick was premature. the stomach bug transitioned into a head cold for the kids, double ear infection for trent, and a sinus infection for jodi. boy funk marinating in a cast is gross, it smells like the color brown. justin is trying new recording software and freaks for a moment because it looks like he may not be getting recorded. trent tries to break his leg/foot and give himself a concussion. legacy randall children’s hospital emergency room kicks ass. justin doesn’t agree with the term surprise pregnancy. society shouldn’t raise children, their parents should. little harvey and kids creating embarrassing situations by pointing. not wearing makeup does not raise breast cancer awareness. don’t live for someone else. trent launched a submarine. the meaning of a sign drastically changes when quotes are added. creative cuss word of the week. we’re available on iTunes, Stitcher and Tune-in.

link to signs jodi was reading: http://www.distractify.com/people/the-30-most-unnecessary-uses-of-quotation-marks-in-history/​

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special guest Izzy Rock
down to podcast
try not to be too serious
ebola panic
a little conversation can go a long way
evolution of language
every race has shitty people
heritage is not an excuse for ignorance
similar trajectories
rough upbringing
metal heads vs the 80’s
religion breeds ignorance
what happens in the home stays in the home
pentecostal church with grandma
age brings perspective
different perspective
used to be a super annoying christian
people don’t like it when you question their religious beliefs
working with the tools you were given
podcasts changed Izzy’s outlook on life
when context is removed anything can be made to appear bad
rag-tag band of kids
prayer for healing that was never answered
keep a clean appearance for jesus
merry christmas, i’m fucking your wife
grin and bare it for the kids
physiology of a church service
church politics are troubling
embrace the struggle
look at your kids as people a.k.a. equals
let your kids think
take personal responsibility
not a question of if, but of when
don’t hide who you are to fit in
my kid has to come out of this ok
from one extreme to another
going to be awhile before you meet my kid
shotgun wedding
no brain activity when talking to the lord
i could never disown my children based upon their sexuality
better parents without religion
each religion has good aspects
abusive relationship with god
dark sense of humor
we have to laugh, even at the dark shit
fear of dealing with the finality of life
talk to kids like they’re adults
adapt or suffer
parenting isn’t easy, it’s scary and amazing
styles of parenting
nobody goes through life unscathed
find the dynamic that works with each child
evolution of what it means to be a parent
age is just a number
kids won’t save a relationship
check out all of Izzy’s work - Tales from the Hardside, On the Block and Gem City Podcast
show him some love, he’s a good dude - theizzyrock.com, @theizzyrock
this week’s closing music is Liar by the Buck Brothers and was sourced from Meevio’s Music Alley - check them out at music.meevio.com

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