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Come experience the magical world of a young boy named Nick and his animated best friend, where sneaking into a horror movie is as bad as committing murder and the absolute worst thing you can do is call someone a geek. Dan and Ryan contemplate McGee's hellish existence while trying to avoid being seen with Nick's unbelievably awful parents. Dan feels very cool because he's wearing sunglasses, and Ryan is in denial about the fate of a dog named Poundcake. There's also a weird guy named Derek who keeps spying on us from behind the bleachers, but we've been told that security will escort him out shortly.

Dan and Ryan delve into the seedy underground world of Christian boxing. Jake the Jackhammer is a former boxer who wants to get back into it, or maybe he doesn't, it's a little unclear. His marriage is falling apart, which is probably a good thing, and his boss is a caveman. Kevin Sorbo is in this one, marking his first of what will be many appearances on this podcast. But when Franco shows up? That's a whole another bowl of beans.

This ain't your grandma's Left Behind! In this film we follow the hilarious misadventures of Miller and Fitz. One is leading a military resistance against the Antichrist, the other is the President of the United States who has Wolverine's healing abilities, plus a few other cool skills as well. Meanwhile, Christians are being targeted with biological warfare. That's right, there's a pandemic sweeping the nation, and evangelical Christians are working hard to find a vaccine, clear evidence that we are in the realm of science fiction/fantasy. Don't worry, the old gang is here too, and Kirk Cameron will make sure we all know the Webster's dictionary definition of "pestilence."

In which the Brawny guy exposes the folly of socialism and Richard Dawkins.

In a sense, this is the Citizen Kane of bad Christian movies. Also the world is going to end about forty years ago.