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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

Mike Pearce

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is a serialised reading of a novel by one, David Goodchild. The following signal was intercepted and decoded by a satellite put into orbit by the Japanese cat food conglomerate Pusigut 25. The message warped, snarled and exploded out of the cylinders and into the wet brain of a young man working on a waste incineration plant in North London. Through his hands, this message reached textual climax. Here it is. Visit us at http://automaticbiography.com
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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 4: Obscene Phonecalls/The Pixies/Gabba Gabba/Felt Tip Hens
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02/08/19 • 10 min

Use Your Computer To Make Obscene Phone Calls/Listening To The Pixies Trying To Feign Incontinence/Gabba Gabba Hey Hey It's The Monkeys!/Felt Tip Hens

HOLY COW. Chapters seven, eight, nine and ten! HOORAY! We learn that our protagonist can no longer get high, LOVES Roy Orbison, cannot PISS unless listening to the Pixies and literally drinks so much, his liver makes a mouth appearance.

Get in touch: [email protected]

Visit: automaticbiography.com

Sound effects:

https://freesound.org/s/92938/

https://freesound.org/s/150402/

Music:

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/A_A_Aalto/Connections/Focus

http://freemusicarchive.org/music/Blue_Dot_Sessions/Love_and_Weasel/Cupcake_Marshall

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Episode 3: Send Me A Fiver And I'll Goose Your Granny/Globs Of Cellophane Haunt The Burger Van/Poem Dictated By An Albino With Bleeding Eyeballs Under Ultraviolet Light

Chapters four, five and six. We learn about spitting soggy paper, we meet Rachel (ahhhhh), real life Operation, Ralf the Vampire and some interesting methods of paying your electricity bill.

Want to get in touch? Email us on [email protected]

Sound effects by:
https://freesound.org/s/321971/
https://freesound.org/s/25821/

Armillaria Music at beginning by:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 2: Don't Touch My Bald Patch/Poem For Tapeworm And Harmonica
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01/25/19 • 9 min

In this episode, we hear chapters two and three, where we're introduced to Goodchild's teachers, piss balloons and some tapeworm poetry. Delicious.

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

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03/22/19 • 13 min

Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It

In chapter26, we learn from DPG about the new visors that enhance writing, a special orb for Western Transportation and Sex Crazed Neon WOMEN.

Do you understand the importance of alliteration?

Get in touch: [email protected]
Visit: automaticbiography.com

SFX:
https://freesound.org/s/423636/

Music:
From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 9: Injecting The Sky/Back On Track Trailing Tumbleweed and Roses
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03/18/19 • 9 min

In chapters 24 and 25, DPG explains Multiple Impact Clusters and their effect on the human psyche and how it's not too dissimilar to a ride on a London Bus. We then drop into Enio territory, where we bear witness to the loss of one of DPGs testicles to a Cycloptic Badass with a quick draw.

Get in touch: [email protected]
Visit: automaticbiography.com

SFX:

https://freesound.org/s/389642/
https://freesound.org/s/388903/
https://freesound.org/s/19836/
https://freesound.org/s/33547/
https://freesound.org/s/415912/
https://freesound.org/s/156031/

Music:
From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper
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03/08/19 • 10 min

Episode 8: Resistance is Useless/Carburettor Madness/Jackie the Bodice Ripper

In chapters 21, 22 and 23, we find out what actually happened to Lots wife (her from the bible), the details of DPGs workplace and Jackie, who rules like a wet dream queen for erotic eternity.

Get in touch: [email protected]
Visit: automaticbiography.com

SFX:

https://freesound.org/s/394601/
https://freesound.org/s/403974/
https://freesound.org/s/155312/
https://freesound.org/s/194806/
https://freesound.org/s/345988/
https://freesound.org/s/435957/
https://freesound.org/s/270650/
https://freesound.org/s/204961/
https://freesound.org/s/393398/
https://freesound.org/s/457869/
https://freesound.org/s/140867/

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From https://www.youtube.com/audiolibrary/music

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Last Exit To Enfield/Out Of The Brain Pan And Into The Fire or A Dense Boil Of Hot Images/Breaking Up Blisters Is Hard To Do/Pete Shelley

DPG plans his literary career with startling clarity. Ralph is a twat. On Snowflakes. DPG Sex Clones and Pete Shelley

Sound effects:
"Dramatic Organ, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
https://freesound.org/s/404945/
https://freesound.org/s/178030/
https://freesound.org/s/131145/

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Flighty Theme by Kevin MacLeod and Hero In Peril by Audionautix are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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The Awful Smell of a Millon Taxi Drivers/Vegetable Warefare 1/Soap Makes U Sterile

In which we meet Jesus on the dole. A new story about Rachel and peas and the cure for cancer.

Sound effects:
https://freesound.org/s/459449/
https://freesound.org/s/198876/

Music:
http://freemusicarchive.org/music/InSpectr/Fungi_Compilation/InSpectr_-_VA_-_Fungi_Compilation_-_20_Armillaria

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 5: California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit
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02/15/19 • 13 min

California Steaming/Embryo Soup Stains On My New Silk Shirt/Juicy Fruit.

This episode has some amazing deals to San Francisco, if your partner is a shark. A look back at band-flavoured perfume and the draw of sexual chimneys causing abnormal motion. Gibbon feet and gusting anus' and the story of Benny the Criminal Banana. What a twat.

Get in touch: [email protected]
Visit: automaticbiography.com

Sound effects:
https://freesound.org/s/323438/
https://freesound.org/s/457869/
https://freesound.org/s/44214/
https://freesound.org/s/458396/
https://freesound.org/s/194624/
https://freesound.org/s/445723/
https://freesound.org/s/110011/
https://freesound.org/s/414025/
https://freesound.org/s/334238/
https://freesound.org/s/458396/
https://freesound.org/s/110390/
https://freesound.org/s/439520/
https://freesound.org/s/181625/

Music:
(all from youtube music library)

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Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs - Episode 1: Soaked To The Skin With Cleaning Fluid

Episode 1: Soaked To The Skin With Cleaning Fluid

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs

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01/17/19 • 8 min

This episode introduces our narrator and sets the context in which his life as a writer begins; vomit art, captain beefheart, nymphomaniac teachers and incineration factories.

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How many episodes does Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs have?

Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs currently has 10 episodes available.

What topics does Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs?

The episode title 'Episode 10: Part Its Legs and F**k It' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs?

The average episode length on Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs is 11 minutes.

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Episodes of Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs are typically released every 6 days, 22 hours.

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The first episode of Automatic Biography: Queasy Memoirs was released on Jan 17, 2019.

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