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01/01/20 • 17 min
Reg has heard a terrifying tale about a well known children's entertainer. Could there be any truth in this?
Talking of entertainers Mr.Poo has died. One half of the famous Victorian Music Hall act, Mr.Wee Wee and Mr.Poo. Things were never the same for them when they had to start working in an old folks home.
Archie, meanwhile, is livid. Ronnie Corbett is staging his latest play but hasn't considered Archie for a role. Surely this is some sort of mistake?
Finally we find Archie unwell. Terribly unwell. He can't even contemplate the idea of a drink. Could this be connected with Reg being taken up the canal by Seamen?
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3.1 When the wrong cock was a total beast...
Archie and Reg
12/20/19 • 17 min
The chaps are back! Controversy reigns in the club as Reg has a new friend! This disgraceful behaviour cannot be allowed. Later Archie relaxes and reminisces about his recent holiday in Cornwall. Strange people, the population of Bodmin. But nothing could have prepared him for an encounter with The Beast.
Oh and Dirty Kevin has been at it again. Pervert.
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Regards,
A&R.
12/25/19 • 16 min
"Happy Christmas"
Now that we've covered that let's move on to the important business and, after some light blasphemy to open, Archie and Reg take the film industry to task. Reg is annoyed by the antics of both Oliver Reed and Michael Caine and Archie is not happy when he recalls the shenanigans of Roy Scheider getting over excited after meeting a certain Lady Thatcher.
Later Reg's attempts to lighten the mood in the club by telling a little joke are met head on by Archie's lack of humour.
Still, it is Christmas after all, and our titular pair find themselves at a carol concert being given by the Orphans. Archie poses a question. There may well be ramifications...
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2.17 What the KGB did with the concrete horn...
Archie and Reg
02/16/19 • 12 min
Archie is not the easiest chap to annoy but that has never stopped Reg from trying.
Once the wreckage has been put in the bin the Gents recall Bill Clinton who used to work in the club in the cloakroom. Problems only occurred when he had anything made of suede in his care.
Elsewhere Archie has his chance to take his revenge and has come up with a way to make Archie pay for his many crimes across the century. Surely it would take a terrifying religious order to stop his dastardly plan?
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2.14 What was the Dragon doing at the rear?
Archie and Reg
01/25/19 • 14 min
Archie wants to put it behind him, but his rearend is in disagreement. Meanwhile whilst Reg hides a dark secret in his trousers, he finds himself contemplating a new career.. much to Archie's dustain
2.2 What's the pig for, Richard?
Archie and Reg
10/24/18 • 15 min
The time has come for our titular duo to write their life stories. Sadly Archie can't get anywhere and Reg's only interesting moment (involving a King Charles Spaniel) isn't enough to fill a page never mind a whole book.
Elsewhere Richard Madeley is back with her another sitcom idea and a pig under his arm.
But first, a song.
2.3 What May damage Trump's little Election...
Archie and Reg
11/02/18 • 13 min
Matters political are concerning our duo as they contemplate the fothrcoming midterm election in America. That Mr.Trump chappie may well have introduced a law to have people put in a hole and shot! Or something. Maybe not. But there is also the small matter of cats in Arkansas to ponder.
In other news, bloody Theresa May is in the club again and she is more determined than ever to give Reg a touching!
3.9 When Auntie Anne played knock knock with Tom Selleck
Archie and Reg
03/28/20 • 21 min
Reg has a joke to tell! Archie, being a fine upstanding moral chap cannot stand for this sort of thing. A second attempt to tell a joke falls foul of Magnum PI himself, Tom Selleck! Surely this cannot lead to any sort of terrible humiliation for Reg? Finally memories turn to Auntie Anne. A good sort and a lady who was not unknown to endure the hardest of times. She liked it hard did Auntie Anne.
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02/21/20 • 18 min
Bloody Elton John is in the club but, unbelievably, that isn't the worst of Archie and Reg's problems today. Memories return to the pretentious Stephen Hawking, Archie's enemy, and the time when Bubter served the late Physicist a special home made surprise. Reg, meanwhile, is recalling a happy childhood memory. Naturally this is an opportunity for Archie to inflict some horrific mental cruelty. Reg becomes concerned about how sound is created in the vacuum of space.Quite what this has to do with vibrators is anybody's guess. Bubter, in an attempt to ensure our titular heroes drink up and leave when they're meant to, has installed an alarm in the club. Quite what that has to do with the shouty German chaps outside though is up for debate...
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3.12 When JR opened his beefy temptation...
Archie and Reg
05/02/20 • 27 min
We note that nobody has written a review on iTunes since our last episode. You bastards.
Regardless, Bubter has gone too far! However, once the dust has settled Archie is disturbed to find that Reg is quite the slut! After he's put it away Reg settles down to a nice sandwich. "Beef", apparently. Or maybe not. Things then get a little annoying but this is nothing when compared to the question as to "Who Shot JR"?
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What is the most popular episode on Archie and Reg?
The episode title '3.11 When Mr.Collaborator noticed the Elephant's Arse Wig' is the most popular.