
Episode 1: "Crunchatize Me Captain!"
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03/05/25 • 16 min
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Welcome to the very first episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian! We’re kicking things off with the story of how Brian went from a perfect gentleman to making Tara completely freeze mid-action. (Spoiler: He said what?! 🤯) We also take a deep dive into the origins of our viral pick-up lines, read some of your most embarrassing sex moments, and debate whether fist bumps belong in the bedroom.
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Welcome to the very first episode of Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian! We’re kicking things off with the story of how Brian went from a perfect gentleman to making Tara completely freeze mid-action. (Spoiler: He said what?! 🤯) We also take a deep dive into the origins of our viral pick-up lines, read some of your most embarrassing sex moments, and debate whether fist bumps belong in the bedroom.
Want even more behind-the-scenes stories, unfiltered conversations, and exclusive content? Join our Passes membership! You'll get access to full, uncensored episodes, private chats, and livestreams you won’t find anywhere else. Sign up now at https://www.passes.com/tarablairball and come be appropriately inappropriate with us! 😈🎙️
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OMG, honey! We’re launching a podcast! You already know Tara loves to make Brian blush with her dirty pick-up lines, but now we're bringing even more laughs, chaos, and unfiltered fun straight to your ears. Appropriately Inappropriate with Tara and Brian is your new go-to for outrageous stories, listener questions, and, of course, Brian’s priceless reactions. Our first episode drops Wednesday, March 5th—so hit that follow button and get ready for weekly doses of hilarity every Hump Day!
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Bonus Episode 1: "Farting, Fumbling, and One Night in New Orleans"
In this bonus episode, Tara and Brian dive into the most embarrassing sex moments shared by their listeners, with a surprising theme: bodily mishaps! From accidental farts to the unexpected introduction of extra fluids, they share hilarious and cringe-worthy stories, including one from Brian about a truly unforgettable experience in New York and another from his college days involving an unexpected twist in New Orleans. Brace yourselves for laughter, awkwardness, and a few jaw-dropping moments that will leave you wondering how anyone survives these intimate slip-ups. Tune in for a hilarious and honest conversation about all the things that can—and do—go wrong behind closed doors!
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