The Other Side - Episode 79: SCP - 6969 The Haunted Podcast

ITEM #: SCP-6969OBJECT CLASS: KeterSPECIAL CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: Subject is to be uploaded onto Anime3000.com for the enjoyment of the public. All personnel are recommended to listen at thier earliest convenience. If personnel are thin-skinned, or posses an unhealthy obsession with Japanese culture and entertainment, they are to avoid listening. In the place of listening, said personnel are to be flogged with a wooden paddle upon the posterior as per Procedure 420-Yomomma.DESCRIPTION: SCP-6969 is a podcast starring Cody Baier, Max Vader, and Andrew Erickson, where the three discuss the popular SCP Foundation wiki, as part of their forays into general geekdom. The Foundation wiki has always been a popular creative hotspot, with upwards of 2000 entries of varying quality. In this episode, Cody, Max, and Andrew go over the best, and the worst, that the wiki has to offer. During the first half of their discussion, an anomaly can be detected at random intervals that suggests the presence of [DATA EXPUNGED]. Other anomalous effects can be seen if a listener has an excessive attachment to Japanese animation, or related fandoms. Should such a person listen, a marked regression of the mind, and loss of logical and intellectual faculties has been recorded. SCP-6969 has been known to cause grown men to act like small, petulant children, and for socially awkward individuals to go “full retard”, as described by Dr. [REDACTED].