Episode 63 - Lucha Libre, Infinity War, Disneyland and Kanye West
04/30/18 • 68 min
Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.
In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.
Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.
Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
Jesus met fans of the podcast in San Jose – they said 'I don't even care about the headliner,' and HE WANTS MORE OF THAT. Jerry crushed a standup set in the middle of a Lucha Libre brawl. Christian tries to hold on to his Kanye fandom, but Jerry and Jesus say it's over.
In happier news, Christian and Jerry have seen the promised land, and it is called Avengers: Infinity War. Jesus demands no spoilers because he spent the weekend with his girl seeing the newest Amy Schumer joint instead. Cool.
Jerry is now a Disneyland pass holder, and it is a game-changer. "I will never date a bitch who isn't a pass holder!" While there, he discovered they're removing hookers from the Pirates of the Carribean ride, and he was recognized by a cute girl with her angry, friend-zoned guy friend.
Finally, shout-out to American Wannabes intern RAUL REYES, who's recovering from gall bladder surgery, but not from his alter-ego "Save-A-Ho."
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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.
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Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Google Play or your favorite podcast app!
American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
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Episode 62 - To The Country Club for 4/20
Jesus lost his phone and its everyone else's fault! Lyft sucks, T-Mobile sucks, his brother sucks. But otherwise he had a wonderful 4/20. Jerry addresses the feedback he's been getting over making out with his babysitter. Christian and Jesus accuse Jerry of being soft, but he insists he's "hood as f*ck.
Jerry doubles down on his hatred of Selena! Jesus flips out. Christian wants to talk about the #freethenip campaign, which Jerry assumes is about captive Asians. The guys agree the campaigners ought to get ready for all the worst horn dogs society has to offer.
Then, the Wannabes discuss the Starbucks racism situation. Christian says he never feels welcome in any business except Supreme, RifLA and Undefeated...And even then, he's not really cool enough to be there. Jesus and Jerry both have history at the white secret headquarters known as "country clubs." Jesus had a middle school friend who would take him, and Jerry has a white babymama whose parents used to invite him to brunch. It didn't go well.
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WATCH FOR ANNOUNCEMENTS: The American Wannabes will be recording their first live show at the NoHo Comedy Fest! Details soon.
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
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Episode 64 - How You Know She's A Ride-Or-Die Chick
Jerry's in a feud! Christian remembers the night his wife got arrested for defending him against her own family. And Jesus once got punked by actual cowboys.
The guys announce the date for their upcoming live show! Jesus is feeling wrecked after a weekend with family, but it's not as bad as the night Christian got jumped, arrested, and locked up alongside the birthday girl AT A FAMILY PARTY.
The Wannabes all have crazy arrest stories, but you have to listen to find out:
Who had a male nurse aim his penis when the cops refused to un-cuff him to pee?
Who was saved from a DUI by a passenger with an outstanding warrant?
Who got smacked down in court by a traffic cop?
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THE FIRST AMERICAN WANNABES LIVE SHOW: MAY 17, 2018 @ 7pm in North Hollywood, CA
The guys are honored to be special guests of the NoHo Comedy and Arts Festival. See us record live at the HAHA COMEDY CLUB, for an episode all about the fans! Come out and be a part of the show!!
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American Wannabes is a weekly Latino comedy podcast featuring comics Jerry Garcia, Jesus Sepulveda and Christian Zaragoza.
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