
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
Amanda Rachels, Jessica Hinds & Kevin LaPorte
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Scary Story: The Twisted Woman - A Haunting in the Trees
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
03/28/21 • 16 min

LEGEND: Crybaby Bridge
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
12/17/19 • 26 min
Amanda is joined by Kevin and Jessica to explore a widespread local legend, Crybaby Bridge, a frequent phenomenon involving the phantasmic crying of a baby beneath a bridge where some storied tragedy was inflicted on an infant at some point in history. You know the story, you may even have a Crybaby Bridge in your own town. We explore the array of Crybaby Bridge legends across the U.S., relate them to real-world cases, and Kevin relates our own local version of the famously haunted bridge and shares his personal experience from it.
Some of the information for this story was sourced from https://smalltownmyths.com/cry-baby-bridge-of-kali-oka/
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Check out the Crybaby Bridge: A Louisiana Urban Legend Official Trailer here

Scary Story: The Men of Pinewood Lane
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
08/08/21 • 10 min
Darryl's commute through the Florida pine woods has become routine. He sees the same trees, the same one pump gas station, even the same walking traveler on the road every day. He drives without thinking and without truly seeing until that routine is nightmarishly interrupted.
Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
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The Order’s Theme by Myuu
Dark Music Composer | Royalty-Free. Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media Official Website: http://www.thedarkpiano.com

SCARY STORY: Famishment
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
03/31/20 • 13 min
In a lost and lonely town, food is a scarcity, a right of the rich, and a traveler comes to sell the poor and starving on an elixir to produce meat where none previously grew. And the townspeople rejoice and partake! Young and skeptical mother, Catherine, just wants to feed her son, Samuel, so she approaches The Traveler with reticence to sample his concoction and provide for her boy. She soon learns the cost to buying stories too good to be true and must choose between motherhood and her own seething hungers.
Famishment is written by Kevin LaPorte. It is based on characters from his comic book series, Last Ride of the 4 Horsemen, which is funding now through April 19 on Kickstarter. Please support, if you can.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:
- More Stories
- Horror Movie Reviews
- Video Updates
- PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
- Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
- Narrated Chapters of Our Planned Horror Novel Written by Kevin (EXCLUSIVE to Patreon)
- Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
- Print Copies of the Novel and Anthologies Featuring Our Original Stories
Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Famishment © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC
Minor With Cricket by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/

STORY COMMENTARY: On the Porch Swing - The Flood
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
11/22/19 • 25 min
We talk the inspirations and real facts behind The Flood, our second full story released a week prior. What are its connections to The Baptist? Are there elements of real cults in the story? Why Elvis? (WHY THE HELL NOT???)
NOTE: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE FLOOD.
Get the low-down on the Ain't No Such Thing release schedule beginning next week (hint: Story Podcast on Monday. On the Porch Commentary Podcast on Wednesday. Story Video on Thursday.)
Plus, a sneak preview of next week's story, The Golden Arm, a post-modern re-imagining of the old folk horror tale.
The original depiction of Brother Teddy by narrator and artist, Amanda Rachels is available now on eBay until Tuesday, November 26. You can bid on it HERE at a very low opening price! We will make our original art from every episode available this way so be sure to follow us.
Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
The Flood and all characters, situations, and other Ain't No Such Thing stories are © Inverse Press, LLC.

SCARY STORY: The Baptist III - The Hayride - A Halloween Horror
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
10/31/20 • 23 min
Halloween, 1983. A shy young man joins his church youth group for a Halloween alternative gathering and hayride. Nothing goes as expected, as he finds himself the object of the affections of a girl he never before met and follows her onto a haunted hayride into the night and into a forest full of his worst fears.
The Hayride is written by Kevin LaPorte.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:
- More Stories
- Horror Movie Reviews
- Video Updates
- PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
- Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
- Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
The Hayride © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC
Music:
Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100385
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Serenity by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Lasting Hope by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100178
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Distant Tension by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?keywords=Distant+Tension&page=0
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

SCARY STORY: Famishment
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
03/31/20 • 13 min
In a lost and lonely town, food is a scarcity, a right of the rich, and a traveler comes to sell the poor and starving on an elixir to produce meat where none previously grew. And the townspeople rejoice and partake! Young and skeptical mother, Catherine, just wants to feed her son, Samuel, so she approaches The Traveler with reticence to sample his concoction and provide for her boy. She soon learns the cost to buying stories too good to be true and must choose between motherhood and her own seething hungers.
Famishment is written by Kevin LaPorte. It is based on characters from his comic book series, Last Ride of the 4 Horsemen, which is funding now through April 19 on Kickstarter. Please support, if you can.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:
- More Stories
- Horror Movie Reviews
- Video Updates
- PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
- Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
- Narrated Chapters of Our Planned Horror Novel Written by Kevin (EXCLUSIVE to Patreon)
- Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
- Print Copies of the Novel and Anthologies Featuring Our Original Stories
Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Famishment © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC
Minor With Cricket by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/

SCARY STORY: On the Dark Road - SKIN-WALKER HORROR
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
02/17/20 • 33 min
Monica and Steve are collecting Cherokee folklore from an old timer who tells them of a creature called the Tsukala. It is said to possess the ability to take the shape of any animal - even human- in order to lure its prey.
On the Dark Road was written by Ian McDowell.
On the Dark Road first appeared in The Magazine of Fantasy and Science Fiction and was reprinted in The Year's Best Horror Stories XVIII (ed. Karl Edward Wagner).
Ian is an award-winning journalist with a flair for the macabre who has written two novels, Mordred's Curse and Merlin's Gift, and numerous horror, fantasy and science fiction stories, many set in the American South.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:
- More Stories
- Horror Movie Reviews
- Video Updates
- PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
- Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
- Narrated Chapters of Our Planned Horror Novel Written by Kevin (EXCLUSIVE to Patreon)
- Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
- Print Copies of the Novel and Anthologies Featuring Our Original Stories
Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Lightless Dawn by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100655
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
On a Dark Road © Ian K McDowell.
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC

SCARY STORY: The Men of Pinewood Lane - A Back to Nature Horror
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
08/08/21 • 10 min
Darryl's commute through the Florida pine woods has become routine. He sees the same trees, the same one pump gas station, even the same walking traveler on the road every day. He drives without thinking and without truly seeing until that routine is nightmarishly interrupted.
Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
---------------------------------------------
The Order’s Theme by Myuu
Dark Music Composer | Royalty-Free. Music for YouTubers, Filmmakers, Video Games and media Official Website: http://www.thedarkpiano.com

LEGEND: Fouke Monster - The Boggy Creek Bigfoot
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories
02/01/21 • 35 min
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How many episodes does Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories have?
Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories currently has 56 episodes available.
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The podcast is about Scary, Stories, Fiction, Drama, Horror Stories, Podcasts, Horror Fiction, Arts and Horror.
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The episode title 'LEGEND: Alabama White Thang' is the most popular.
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The average episode length on Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories is 25 minutes.
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Episodes of Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories are typically released every 6 days, 23 hours.
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The first episode of Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories was released on Nov 6, 2019.
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