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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories

Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories

Amanda Rachels, Jessica Hinds & Kevin LaPorte

Do you like a good scary story? ​Us, too! You're gonna feel right at home with us here at Ain't No Such Thing, our horror podcast. Each week, we explore the ghosts, haunts, monsters, and more urban & rural legends from across the world and across cultures, and we tell our own, original horror stories based on those legends! Our stories are narrated in Southern style by illustrator and comic artist Amanda Rachels and are accompanied by episodes including commentary and analysis by Amanda, host Jessica Hinds, and writer Kevin LaPorte.
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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - Scary Story: The Twisted Woman - A Haunting in the Trees

Scary Story: The Twisted Woman - A Haunting in the Trees

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03/28/21 • 16 min

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - LEGEND: Crybaby Bridge

LEGEND: Crybaby Bridge

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12/17/19 • 26 min

Amanda is joined by Kevin and Jessica to explore a widespread local legend, Crybaby Bridge, a frequent phenomenon involving the phantasmic crying of a baby beneath a bridge where some storied tragedy was inflicted on an infant at some point in history. You know the story, you may even have a Crybaby Bridge in your own town. We explore the array of Crybaby Bridge legends across the U.S., relate them to real-world cases, and Kevin relates our own local version of the famously haunted bridge and shares his personal experience from it.

Some of the information for this story was sourced from https://smalltownmyths.com/cry-baby-bridge-of-kali-oka/

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Check out the Crybaby Bridge: A Louisiana Urban Legend Official Trailer here

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - Scary Story: The Men of Pinewood Lane

Scary Story: The Men of Pinewood Lane

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08/08/21 • 10 min

Darryl's commute through the Florida pine woods has become  routine. He sees the same trees, the same one pump gas station, even the same walking traveler on the road every day. He drives without thinking and without truly seeing until that routine is nightmarishly interrupted.



Green Leaves by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - SCARY STORY: Famishment

SCARY STORY: Famishment

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03/31/20 • 13 min

In a lost and lonely town, food is a scarcity, a right of the rich, and a traveler comes to sell the poor and starving on an elixir to produce meat where none previously grew. And the townspeople rejoice and partake! Young and skeptical mother, Catherine, just wants to feed her son, Samuel, so she approaches The Traveler with reticence to sample his concoction and provide for her boy. She soon learns the cost to buying stories too good to be true and must choose between motherhood and her own seething hungers.

Famishment is written by Kevin LaPorte. It is based on characters from his comic book series, Last Ride of the 4 Horsemen, which is funding now through April 19 on Kickstarter. Please support, if you can.

Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels

Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:

  • More Stories
  • Horror Movie Reviews
  • Video Updates
  • PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
  • Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
  • Narrated Chapters of Our Planned Horror Novel Written by Kevin (EXCLUSIVE to Patreon)
  • Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
  • Print Copies of the Novel and Anthologies Featuring Our Original Stories

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

Famishment © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC

Minor With Cricket by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - SCARY STORY - Winter of Bromeliads - Demonic Ritual Horror

SCARY STORY - Winter of Bromeliads - Demonic Ritual Horror

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02/21/21 • 25 min

A lone woman and her canine companion makes her way to a lonesome beach for a day of much needed solitude, only to find evidence of some arcane ritual. She soon falls ill and relies on the suspect generosity of the locals to keep her healthy and safe, but there are hungry forces at play in this false paradise far beyond anything she could have imagined...
Possum Princess is written by Erica J. Heflin & Eric H. Fundersol.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:

  • More Stories
  • Horror Movie Reviews
  • Video Updates
  • PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
  • Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
  • Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Possum Princess © Erica J. Heflin & Eric H. Fundersol
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC
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B - Somber Ballads by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
DD Groove by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 license. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100492
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - SCARY STORY: Inheritance - Choose Your Own Adventure Style Horror!

SCARY STORY: Inheritance - Choose Your Own Adventure Style Horror!

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01/23/20 • 30 min

January 22, 2020

Amanda Rachels, Ian McDowell, Neil A McKain, Jagdeep Kaul, Christina O'Donovan, James O'Callaghan, Hazel O'Brien, & Kevin LaPorte
Norma has just become the sole inheritor of her estranged grandmother's country estate. Along with her sister and close friends, she sets out to explore her new home and hopefully find a few family heirlooms.
The Ain't No Such Thing Facebook Group recently played a game of Pass the Story started by Amanda and picked up by Ian, Jagdeep, Neil, Christina, James, Hazel,and Kevin. This creepy tale was the result. Join the group for our next game of Pass the Story which will begin Friday February 7th at 12:00 PM CST and run through Sunday February 9th at 12:00 CST. Participants will receive a writers credit on the final story! Flex your creative muscles and have some fun with us! All skill levels are welcome to join.
We have a brand new Patreon Campaign for Ain't No Such Thing. For as little as $2 you can get Patreon exclusive stories, horror movie reviews, and much more!
Inheritance was narrated, edited, and produced by Amanda Rachels.
All characters, content and situations © Inverse Press, LLC 2020.

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - STORY COMMENTARY: On the Porch Swing - The Flood

STORY COMMENTARY: On the Porch Swing - The Flood

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11/22/19 • 25 min

We talk the inspirations and real facts behind The Flood, our second full story released a week prior. What are its connections to The Baptist? Are there elements of real cults in the story? Why Elvis? (WHY THE HELL NOT???)

NOTE: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS HEAVY SPOILERS FOR THE FLOOD.

Get the low-down on the Ain't No Such Thing release schedule beginning next week (hint: Story Podcast on Monday. On the Porch Commentary Podcast on Wednesday. Story Video on Thursday.)

Plus, a sneak preview of next week's story, The Golden Arm, a post-modern re-imagining of the old folk horror tale.

The original depiction of Brother Teddy by narrator and artist, Amanda Rachels is available now on eBay until Tuesday, November 26. You can bid on it HERE at a very low opening price! We will make our original art from every episode available this way so be sure to follow us.

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

The Flood 
and all characters, situations, and other Ain't No Such Thing stories are © Inverse Press, LLC.

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - SCARY STORY: The Baptist III - The Hayride - A Halloween Horror

SCARY STORY: The Baptist III - The Hayride - A Halloween Horror

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10/31/20 • 23 min

Halloween, 1983. A shy young man joins his church youth group for a Halloween alternative gathering and hayride. Nothing goes as expected, as he finds himself the object of the affections of a girl he never before met and follows her onto a haunted hayride into the night and into a forest full of his worst fears.
The Hayride is written by Kevin LaPorte.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:

  • More Stories
  • Horror Movie Reviews
  • Video Updates
  • PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
  • Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
  • Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
The Hayride © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC
Music:
Blue Sizzle - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100385
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Serenity by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Artist: http://audionautix.com/
Lasting Hope by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100178
Artist: http://incompetech.com/
Distant Tension by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?keywords=Distant+Tension&page=0
Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - SCARY STORY: Famishment

SCARY STORY: Famishment

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03/31/20 • 13 min

In a lost and lonely town, food is a scarcity, a right of the rich, and a traveler comes to sell the poor and starving on an elixir to produce meat where none previously grew. And the townspeople rejoice and partake! Young and skeptical mother, Catherine, just wants to feed her son, Samuel, so she approaches The Traveler with reticence to sample his concoction and provide for her boy. She soon learns the cost to buying stories too good to be true and must choose between motherhood and her own seething hungers.
Famishment is written by Kevin LaPorte. It is based on characters from his comic book series, Last Ride of the 4 Horsemen, which is funding now through April 19 on Kickstarter. Please support, if you can.
Ain't No Such Thing is narrated and produced by Amanda Rachels
Support our Patreon Campaign for access to:

  • More Stories
  • Horror Movie Reviews
  • Video Updates
  • PDF Transcripts of Our Stories
  • Physical Merchandise: Magnets & Autographed Photos
  • Narrated Chapters of Our Planned Horror Novel Written by Kevin (EXCLUSIVE to Patreon)
  • Live Skype Sessions with Amanda, Jess and Kevin
  • Print Copies of the Novel and Anthologies Featuring Our Original Stories

Join our Facebook group for exclusive insights and art based on our stories: https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing
Famishment © Kevin LaPorte
Ain't No Such Thing © Inverse Press, LLC

Minor With Cricket by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Artist: http://audionautix.com/

https://www.facebook.com/groups/aintnosuchthing

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Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories - LEGEND: Fouke Monster - The Boggy Creek Bigfoot

LEGEND: Fouke Monster - The Boggy Creek Bigfoot

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02/01/21 • 35 min

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How many episodes does Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories have?

Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories currently has 56 episodes available.

What topics does Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories cover?

The podcast is about Scary, Stories, Fiction, Drama, Horror Stories, Podcasts, Horror Fiction, Arts and Horror.

What is the most popular episode on Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories?

The episode title 'LEGEND: Alabama White Thang' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories?

The average episode length on Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories is 25 minutes.

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Episodes of Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories are typically released every 6 days, 23 hours.

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The first episode of Ain't No Such Thing - Original Southern Horror Stories was released on Nov 6, 2019.

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