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Ahh! Real Films

Ahh! Real Films

Taylor & Curtis

Welcome, ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Ahh! Real Films is a horror movie podcast hosted by two siblings who love horror films almost as much as they love one-upping each other. Join Taylor & Curtis twice a month for themed episodes covering found footage, black-and-white horror and every sub-genre in between! You can found us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms and Instagram: @ahhrealfims, or drop us a line at [email protected]. Thank you to Angel Garten for our cover art!
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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 117--Ahh! Spooky Friendships
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05/31/23 • 90 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis because we discuss one of the scariest topics of all – friends! More specifically, movies about friendship and even more specifically, movies about shit friends – oh the horror! We discuss two stone cold classics that feature nightmare friendships (as well as a lot of teenage angst and anger) and discuss things such as: is Christian Slater the coolest mall goth ever? Does starring on the Little House on the Prairie automatically make you a prude? Is it common for a popular friend group to have a nerd friend that they all inexplicably love? And why are teens so insane in the 21st century? If you want to know the answer to these pressing, important questions, listen and find out the answer... if you dare!

Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. We’d love any recommendations for this series or a future listener submitted episode! And please remember to rate, review, and subscribe on your favorite podcast app!

You can also find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).

Taylor: @happydeathtay

Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

Movies Covered: Heathers (1989), Unfriended (2014), Insidious: The Last Key (2018)

Heathers Oral History: https://ew.com/article/2014/04/04/heathers-oral-history/

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 60--Ahh! Christmas Horror! (PUNISH)
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12/16/20 • 91 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they actually record a holiday episode on time and discuss two SMASHING Christmas horror films! We also battle through another holiday treat bracket showdown and overuse the "PUNISH" sound clip from Silent Night Deadly Night. It's fun!! Is dancing and singing a reasonable reaction to a zombie apocalypse? Is Krampus a bit...much? Is fruitcake good?? Listen and find out!
We are on BRIEF HIATUS folks! We're off for the rest of December and the first two weeks of January, but join us January 13th for our Top 10 of 2020 eppy! It's gonna be lit

Please follow all guidance for protecting yourself, your family, and your community during the COVID-19 pandemic. Check the CDC website frequently for information about how best to do so: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay home!!

Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

You can also now find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).

Taylor: @happydeathtay

Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

Films Covered: Anna and the Apocalypse (2017), Krampus (2015), His House (2020), Freaky (2020), Run (2020)

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 55--Ahh! Movies That Scared Us as Kids
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10/07/20 • 81 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as we confront our childhood fears and discuss films that absolutely terrified us as kids. Are these films actually scary? Not really! But hey, who could possibly understand how the mind of a child works (especially children as fucked up as the two of us were!). Why are dolls so scary? Is the use of voodoo in the Child’s Play series problematic? Why were they trying so hard to scare children in kid’s movies in the early 2000s? What’s the status of Meghan Trainor’s love life? Listen and find out!

Remember folks – we’re still in a pandemic. Sure, it’s been MANY months, but still... please follow all guidance for protecting yourself, your family, and your community during the COVID-19 pandemic. Check the CDC website frequently for information about how best to do so: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay home!!

Please also support the fight for black lives if you can. Here in Florida, we’ve had an explosion of arrests to peaceful protestors to start the month, including in our beloved Tallahassee. Please donate on Paypal to [email protected].

Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

You can also now find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real):

Taylor: @happydeathtay
Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

Films Covered: Child’s Play 2 (1990), Spy Kids (2001), Mrs. Doubtfire (1993), Leprechaun (1993), Labyrinth (1986), Night of the Demons (1988), From Beyond (1986), Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers (1989), Cat People (1942)

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 42--Ahh! Pandemics
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04/08/20 • 74 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as we discuss films about pandemics (timely, we know). We discuss why people turn to films about pandemics during real-life pandemics, how pandemic films make us ~*~feel~*~, and what makes a good pandemic film. Plus, tune in for an in-depth discussion of the Netflix reality show The Circle, including two major topics: what a total dream Joey is, and how dirty they did Sean!!
Please follow all guidance for protecting yourself, your family, and your community during the COVID-19 pandemic. Check the CDC website frequently for information about how best to do so: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay home!!
Want to learn more? Check out some of the sources we used for this episode:
"Why You Should Watch Movies About Pandemics, During Pandemics" https://newrepublic.com/article/156970/watch-movies-pandemics-pandemics
"People have found a way to cope with pandemic fears: Watching ‘Contagion’" https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2020/03/06/contagion-streaming/
"For Me, Rewatching ‘Contagion’ Was Fun, Until It Wasn’t" https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/10/movies/contagion-movie-coronavirus.html
"Film Review: ‘Flu" https://variety.com/2013/film/reviews/film-review-flu-1200665907/
Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

You can also now find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).
Taylor: @happydeathtay
Curtis: @let5groove2nit3
Films Covered: Contagion (2011), The Flu (2013), Quarantine (2008), Once Upon A Time...In Hollywood (2019), Jojo Rabbit (2019), The Invisible Man (2020), Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (1997)
TV Shows Covered: The Circle (2020), Tiger King (2020), Love Is Blind (2020)
Video Games Covered: Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing: New Horizons

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 22--Ahh! Movies I Missed
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07/03/19 • 90 min

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as they dive into a shame spiral and each discuss three famous horror FILMS that they had somehow never seen. We also discuss what makes a film a classic, what classics we love and, controversially, which classics miss the mark for us. It gets ugly folks. Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!
Also, be sure to check out NAMEKIAN SILK, the composer of our new theme song, on Twitter at @NAMEKIANSILK and on Instagram @namekiansilk, where you can check out his new single "Boba Tea"!! Huge thank you to him for the great work he did for us.
If you want to support Demonhuntr in their crowdfunding campaign, visit their page on Seed and Spark at: https://www.seedandspark.com/fund/demonhuntr.
And don't forget to follow them on social media, on Twitter and Facebook @demonhuntrshow!
ENTER OUR GIVEAWAY! You have until July 18 to do either or both of the following, each of which will give you one entry into our giveaway for the Arrow release of Pulse (Kairo, 2001), for a total of two entries per person: LIKE and COMMENT on our post about the giveaway on Instagram OR LIKE and RETWEET our post on Twitter; leave us a REVIEW on the Apple podcast app! We will announce the winner on July 18’s episode. Good luck germs!

Films discussed: Six famous horror films we missed..., Noroi: the Curse (2005), Godzilla: King of the Monsters (2019), the Canal (2014), They Come Knocking ("Into the Dark" series, 2019). TV shows discussed: Black Mirror ("Striking Vipers"). YouTube channels discussed: Dead Meat ("Kill Count" series). Books discussed: The Vegetarian (Han King)

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Ahh! Real Films - Ahh! Bonus Review--Us (2019)
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03/25/19 • 20 min

Welcome, ladies, germs and people of all genders! Thank you for joining Taylor & Curtis for a very special episode--our overview and brief, spoiler-free review of Jordan Peele's latest film, Us. Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing: [email protected]. Rate, review, subscribe, and see ya next time!

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 131--Ahh! Christmas Time Is....Fear....
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12/20/23 • 80 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Curtis and Taylor as we take a victory lap on our SIXTH ever Christmas horror episode! And don't worry germs we are NOT running out of Christmas horror films to cover. We take a trip down memory lane and rank all of the past Christmas horror films we've covered on the pod. That's right boils and ghouls this is a stealth top 10 episode as well! Then we cover two recent Christmas horror films and discuss. What makes a Christmas horror film good vs great? Can you watch Christmas horror films year round? What is the common denominator of all funny horror films (spoiler alert: it's big fake teeth)? Will Curtis ever edit an episode again? Listen and find out!
**ALERT!!** We will be taking our annual hiatus until January 17, 2024, when we will be back with our Top Ten of 2023 list episode! It's our most popular episode of the year so make sure you are subscribed so you don't miss it!

Please connect with us on Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. We’d love any recommendations for a new topic or a future listener submitted episode! And please remember to rate, review, and subscribe on your favorite podcast app!

If you’re interested in looking into our friends at Magic Mind, visit the link www.magicmind.com/ahrealfilms, and use the promo code “ahh20” for 60% off your first subscription purchase or 20% off a one-time purchase! Hey, that’s even cheaper than your afternoon coffee at Starbucks, so what are you waiting for?!

You can also find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).


Taylor: @happydeathtay

Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

Films Covered: It's a Wonderful Knife (2023), The Lodge (2019), Silent Night, Deadly Night: Part 2 (1987), Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)

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Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as we the horror-adjacent world of revenge movies! In this one, we cover the gamut and cover films from all around the world – well, all around the world by our standards, which means the US and Korea of course. We also discuss some non-horror revenge movies, including and especially John Wick – wow! Is eating Little Caesars mean you’re experiencing a depressive episode? Is it problematic to still harbor hatred for someone who made fun of you for having a Gamecube 20 years ago? And how many times will Curtis discuss a culture he has no knowledge about on this podcast? Listen and find out!
Be a part of our 100th episode! Email us a voice memo or short recording (3 minutes or less) of you discussing your favorite horror FILM. It will be played during an upcoming episode!! [email protected].

Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!

You can also now find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).

Taylor: @happydeathtay

Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

Films Covered: Cape Fear (1991), I Saw the Devil (2010), The Long Walk (2022), Dashcam (2022), Black Phone (2022)

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 49--Ahh! Terrible Films!!!
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07/15/20 • 75 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Taylor & Curtis as we horror films that received LESS than 20% on Rotten Tomatoes, or RT as we call it here (not Russian Times!). You may think hmm... why would I want to listen to an episode about bad movies?! Well... MAYBE they aren’t that bad... listen and find out! Are Taylor and Curtis just doing it for the lulz/lolz? Should we report Curtis to the authorities because of his description of twins? Is 4Chan cool (no)? Could you pull off Corey Feldman’s bowl cut in 2020? Listen and all of these questions, and more, will be answered.
Please follow all guidance for protecting yourself, your family, and your community during the COVID-19 pandemic. Check the CDC website frequently for information about how best to do so: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/prevent-getting-sick/prevention.html. Stay safe, stay healthy, stay home!!
Please connect with us on Twitter: @ahhreelfilms or Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. Please remember to rate, review, and subscribe!
You can also now find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).
Taylor: @happydeathtay
Curtis: @let5groove2nit3
Films Covered: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984), Smiley (2012), Blood Quantum (2020), Brahms: The Boy II (2020)

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Ahh! Real Films - Episode 134--Ahh! Non-Horror Directors
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02/14/24 • 74 min

Welcome ladies, germs, and people of all genders! Join Curtis and Taylor as we discuss HIGH ART aka directors who don't normally focus solely on blood and guts aka films by directors that have only made one horror movie! We discuss what sets horror from a directing perspective apart before getting into our two (really good) films! Why does horror have such a dedicated roster of directors? How is directing a horror film different than other kinds of films? Is four years away from filmmaking really considered a "retirement"? Should we have done four shots of baiju each while watching the Super Bowl the night before? Listen and find out!!

Please connect with us on Instagram: @ahhrealfilms, or drop us a line to let us know how we're doing, or to suggest a future topic or film to discuss: [email protected]. We’d love any recommendations for a new topic or a future listener submitted episode! And please remember to rate, review, and subscribe on your favorite podcast app!

If you’re interested in looking into our friends at Magic Mind, visit the link www.magicmind.com/realfilms, and use the promo code “realfilms20” to get up to 56% off your subscription for the next 10 days! Seriously y'all gotta try this stuff.

You can also find us both on Letterboxd! Follow us on our horror journey and occasional forays into romcoms (because let's be real).


Taylor: @happydeathtay

Curtis: @let5groove2nit3

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How many episodes does Ahh! Real Films have?

Ahh! Real Films currently has 168 episodes available.

What topics does Ahh! Real Films cover?

The podcast is about Scary, Podcasts, Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Arts and Horror.

What is the most popular episode on Ahh! Real Films?

The episode title 'Episode 108--Ahh! Top 5 Sci-Fi Horror Films' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Ahh! Real Films?

The average episode length on Ahh! Real Films is 77 minutes.

How often are episodes of Ahh! Real Films released?

Episodes of Ahh! Real Films are typically released every 14 days.

When was the first episode of Ahh! Real Films?

The first episode of Ahh! Real Films was released on Sep 30, 2018.

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