S2 E11: Ever been spanked by Satan?

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07/07/23 • 82 min

Ever been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga and ponder the amusing assertion that we're all a smidgen gay.
Ever wonder about the strange behaviors of cats or the ludicrous death of a cartoon dog in 'Scary Movie?' Get ready for some gut-busting laughter as we share our experiences with our furry friends, including the mysterious 'Bagool.' And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, join us as we debate the appropriateness of music during intimate moments and recount an awkward Uber ride to a gay sauna.
We wrap up the episode with a foray into professional wrestling, examining the sometimes-toxic relationships between these larger-than-life characters. We'll also look at a controversial YouTube apology video by Colleen Ballinger (aka Miranda Sings) and the resulting meme. From pondering the potential of using Plank as Zordon to discussing the absurdity of the yellow ranger's original character in Halo, we've got plenty of laughs in store. To top it all off, we tackle the burning question on everyone's lips - is beans on toast considered poor people food in Britain? So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and join us for this episode filled with hilarity, controversy, and a dash of randomness.

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S2 E10: Xeno's Huge Dick

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Ever wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with malfunctioning microphones. And the fun doesn't stop there as we welcome our guest, Farah, to the circus - delving into comical tales from our Discord server experiences and introducing Mattman's 'balls' to the conversation.
We dial up the nostalgia as we revisit our childhood years in our segment - Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories. Expect a bellyful of laughter as we relive Markey's ingenious wrestling tactics employed to retrieve stolen meals from his thieving brother. We also engage in a spirited debate over the size of Mattman and the timeless question - Totino's pizza, yay or nay? From outrageous Tinder finds to the enigma of landing an airplane, we've got an episode that will keep you chuckling and guessing. So, grab your earbuds, and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and chaos.

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S2 E12: The Owenverse Is Back!

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In this thrilling episode of our podcast, titled "The Owenverse Is Back," we dive headfirst into the delightful and surreal world of My Little Pony fanfictions, where we share a laugh reading some of the most peculiar ones aloud. We transition into a humorous segment that sees us lightly roasting Xeno for his questionable decision to forego sunscreen on a recent kayaking trip. Be sure to lather up next time, Xeno!
We shift gears to discuss our friends at Joysticks United, reminiscing about their uniquely inventive Power Rangers DnD session. It's a tale you won't want to miss, and we urge listeners to check it out on their podcast page.
As we plunge back into the "Owenverse," we find ourselves facing off against the enigmatic Roy O'Bannon, leader of Wheelchairs for the Blind. When our battle concludes, we're shocked as he makes an unexpected pivot to join our motley crew.
We close the chapter with John, alias Merky, stuffed unceremoniously into the trunk of our trusty Lightning McQueen, under Coco's watchful gaze. Our journey takes us to the mysterious statue of a weeping Owen Wilson, where this whirlwind of an episode concludes. Buckle up, listeners; it's a wild ride through the Owenverse this week.

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