Episode 27 - A Very Gassy Argument

08/17/23 • 58 min

Welcome to Season Two of Absurd Arguments! New year, new Matthew and Nathan (not really). As you can tell from the title, this season will feature more fart jokes than ever before! They'll be sharing the loudest, grossest, and stinkiest flatulent humor you've ever heard. In fact—
Wait.
Oh.
I just got a report. Apparently this episode is NOT about human gas. It's about gas stations and the shenanigans that go on there. Surely Matthew and Nathan will argue seriously and make zero gross references at all, right? Nah, we know whatever they discuss will be absurd! It is Absurd Arguments after all! We hope you enjoy this episode.

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Episode 28 - We Majored in Absurdity

Greetings fellow alumni of the school of Absurd Arguments! For those of you in college (or considering it), this episode will be a real treat. Matthew and Nathan are both experts in the college experience and have decided to share their wisdom with the masses. It's tough deciding what classes you should take, how you should decorate your dormroom, or even which kind of insufferable roommate you should be. Fortunately, our hosts cover all of this and more in their handy-dandy guide for college students. If you don't feel confident in your direction in life after listening to this episode, then there is no hope for you at all. That's the Absurd Arguments guarantee!*
*This guarantee has no standing value, and any of their college advice should not be heeded at all. Seriously. Talk to a guidance counselor or something. Not these two bozos.