Absolutely Not
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.
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Tiny Urethra on the Broadway
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07/01/20 • 53 min
Heather is back in the studio, aka her Mom's "Office" with her Tour Producer, Chris Ketner. Since they can't be on the road together touring the world, the convo has taken a wild turn to REAL TALK TOWN. The discuss their lack of sex education in School, how Tik Tok is keeping them formed on Conspiracy Theories and how much they miss slinging drinks for old Broads at brunch in 2010 in Hell's Kitchen. Let's take a little trip down memory lane for some giggles and perspective.
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Blame the SnowBirds
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06/24/20 • 47 min
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Wellness Update: High
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10/01/21 • 49 min
Heather is in the Mile High City, or as she now calls it The High City. We are talking mom weed, IBS, depressed flowers and Heather's rude awakening returning to the US after her Italian adventure.
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WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON
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05/20/20 • 49 min
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RAZZLE DAZZLE ME, RICK!
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08/12/20 • 48 min
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STUCK UNDER THE TRUNDLE-BED TRISH
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09/09/20 • 52 min
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather has hit her September shit show wall and is literally stuck under a trundle-bed of emotion. She is pulling out ALL OF THE FEELINGS from 2020 into one solid cathartic shitshow of a podcast. The VoiceMails are dumber than ever, but it does make her feel better to know that y'all are equally as fucked up as she is. We gotta do a wellness check on a lot of you, hussies cause Fall came fast and we are NOT READY.
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Be the You Today, You Wanna Be Tomorrow
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06/17/20 • 49 min
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather hops back on the VoiceMails and legit LOL's till the cows come home. Y'all have taken it to another level. She discusses the chaos of living in construction, her concern for the environment and just general anxieties that keep her up... ya know amongst the covid, social injustices and impending meteor showers... That and more on the pod!
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Robin Goes to Greece
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05/27/20 • 53 min
On this episode of the absolutely not podcast Heather shares the psychological torture she endures everyday living with Diva Red in lockup. These two are in the words of MegtheStallion “savage, classy, bougie, ratchet”. This is just the tip of the iceberg! That and more!
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I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING
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08/05/20 • 49 min
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from her hippie trip to Asheville North Carolina, where she experienced Satan at work. Between the Dog fights, Spiritual reads, and kids falling in manholes, it was a wild, but much needed ride outta town. The hotline is buzzing with insane calls of women just truly at their wits ends! The prayer circle just got tighter because the only thing that can get us out of this year is JESUS HIMSELF... AMEN!
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Dog's On It
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10/06/21 • 57 min
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is jolted back into her Suburban life with paying bills and dealing with Diva Red. Nothing more humbling than coming home to your mother screaming about parking prices. She's taking your calls on the Absolutely-Not-Line, and it seems like y'all are struggling to keep your shit together just like Heather. It's refreshing to know, that October is off to a hot mess and no one can fit in their jeans either.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Absolutely Not have?
Absolutely Not currently has 302 episodes available.
What topics does Absolutely Not cover?
The podcast is about Instagram, Comedian, Funny, Humor, Comedy, Entertainment, Podcasts, Female, Arts and Advice.
What is the most popular episode on Absolutely Not?
The episode title 'Tiny Urethra on the Broadway' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Absolutely Not?
The average episode length on Absolutely Not is 60 minutes.
How often are episodes of Absolutely Not released?
Episodes of Absolutely Not are typically released every 7 days.
When was the first episode of Absolutely Not?
The first episode of Absolutely Not was released on Jun 26, 2019.
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