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Absolutely No Adventures

Absolutely No Adventures

Destiny Howell

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Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath

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10/14/20 • 15 min

In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E10 - 1.10 Something New

S1E10 - 1.10 Something New

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02/17/21 • 13 min

In which things come full circle.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible

S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible

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11/11/20 • 13 min

In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days

S1E4 - 1.4 Happy Days

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11/25/20 • 13 min

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In which Happy has a visitor.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend

S1E5 - 1.5 Vampire Weekend

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12/09/20 • 11 min

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In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem

S1E6 - 1.6 Post Mortem

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12/23/20 • 12 min

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In which Sig receives some mail.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In

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01/06/21 • 14 min

In which Bea's services are required.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent

S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent

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01/20/21 • 11 min

In which Sig is understandably concerned.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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Absolutely No Adventures - ANA - Teaser Trailer

ANA - Teaser Trailer

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09/12/20 • 3 min

In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.

Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background.

Episode One premieres October 14th.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

This podcast is powered by Pinecast.

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Absolutely No Adventures - S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero

S1E9 - 1.9 Last Action Hero

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02/03/21 • 11 min

In which letters are read.

Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.

Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.

Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/

Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.

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How many episodes does Absolutely No Adventures have?

Absolutely No Adventures currently has 16 episodes available.

What topics does Absolutely No Adventures cover?

The podcast is about Fiction, Comedy Fiction, Drama and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Absolutely No Adventures?

The episode title 'S1E10 - 1.10 Something New' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Absolutely No Adventures?

The average episode length on Absolutely No Adventures is 20 minutes.

How often are episodes of Absolutely No Adventures released?

Episodes of Absolutely No Adventures are typically released every 14 days.

When was the first episode of Absolutely No Adventures?

The first episode of Absolutely No Adventures was released on Sep 12, 2020.

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