Yuletide Yobs - A Christmas Carol

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01/01/24 • 40 min

Dick Soupe and Spike Mulligan are trying to earn money they owe Patsy their landlord for rent. The two are late for their morning shift as Santa Claus and elf at Swizzler’s Department Store, run by Mohammed Alfajar Fulhamhole.

Dick’s reaction to this seasonal job, coupled with a ‘Furby’ toy craze of that year and his lusting after young mothers, has Dick and Spike soon arguing over their pints in Joe Goggleses’ pub.

They’ll be turfed out of their flat before Christmas if they don’t get Patsy’s rent money. Spike moans about it while reading his new book on Nostradiddymus, the "middle century cacker" as Dick calls him.

Dick decides the best way to deal with things is to sleep on it, only to be visited by apparitions who take him on a journey to witness pivotal points of his past, present and of his future - should he stay on this path...

Yuletide Yobs is a vulgar little vignette of one man’s transformation again, again and again...

An A&M audiofilm adventure. A&M create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast.

Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show. All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour.

Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock songs of the time.

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Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio.

Promo video: youtu.be/FXwu3u0PgB8?si=8cEo-CAjbgHcIJJO

Yuletide Yobs is a vulgar little vignette of one man’s transformation again, again and again...

An A&M audiofilm adventure. A&M create original, scripted, character & plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast.

Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock songs of the time.

Find us, follow, subscribe and like.

Streaming on all good audiophilic emporia

Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio.

Promo video: youtu.be/FXwu3u0PgB8?si=8cEo-CAjbgHcIJJO

Next Episode

The Friday Rock Show - 30 - Brittas Bay

May, 2001, Ireland. Two men arrive late in the morning on a cold and empty Irish east coast beach. They are hungover. They are limping. They look at each other squinting. “This is it” one mumbled. “It’s done... Time to put on those headphones one last time...”

It wasn’t one last time.

Adgeen and Tony were back! And the Friday Rock Show ‘Brittas Bay’ special of 2001 was a masterclass in how to bottle a beautiful bowel movement.

But they got by with a little help from their financially-induced friends. Dave O’Leary, Stephen Hawking, Ciaran Brennan, Neddy Tafler, Mr. Mellon, Gabbler, Leo McGregor and Paul Gombatuna all lent a well-remunerated hand in bringing the Friday Rock Show back on the air.

Holding court among the bemused lobster-fleshed locals, bubbling farts in their ‘Rock Jacuzzi’, Adgeen and Tony sat on a Wicklow beach to present the first Friday Rock Show of the new millennium.

They splash around, gurn, writhe and slap each other senseless in this epic summer special on Brittas Bay, Ireland’s ‘Premier Beach Attraction’ so someone says. You’ll hear some quite outlandish communiqués from our listeners.

Jagger nearly spills hash into his pint while watching Celine gyrate beside his armchair.

Neddy is so horny, his cock might explode as he soon gets his conquest ‘up the duff’.

Baldy travels down to Wexford to fall in love with Becks from Coolgreany and proceeds to eat all her food.

Then there’s Karen McGaa, who starts work at the ‘Donation Station’ in a sperm bank, soon to be hypnotised by Quentin’s larger-than-expected contribution.

Finally there’s Gerry Dixon, who’s very angry at the ‘First Wives Club’ of his local GAA community, spitefully telling us they’re all ‘skulling back pints’, ‘riding in tractor sheds’ and ‘building a house next to the ‘mammy’’.

Witness more spots than you can flick a snot at, with Who Wants To Be a Millionaire, Gabbler’s Sci-Fi Spot, The Tune The Box Spat Out, Don’t Fuck Up The Microphone and a bevy of promotional adverts to pick the sand out of your crack to.

Adgeen and Tony dance in the moonlight with Toploader, roll with Limp Bizkit, go loco with the Fun Lovin’ Criminals, steal some sunshine with Len and play sssshhpiderman with The Ramones! And even the sun briefly came out too.

It’s a mighty soggy sandcastle of a show. So throw down your towel and let The Friday Rock Show lash the air off your pimply blue skin with our Brittas Bay Special from 2001.

A&M create original, scripted, character and plot-driven comedy dramas. We construct fully immersive HD audio adventures. More than just a podcast.

Listen now to adventures from Mount Pheasant, Timefiddler, UCLS, Mental Holmes and ATRS. Frumpy Dumpster, United Mutations, Panspermia and the Friday Rock Show.

All with beautiful sound design and irreverent humour.

Join Adgeen and Tony on their two-hour rock show 'The Friday Rock Show', reading our listener stories live on air, among the greatest rock & metal songs of the time.

Do it, do it, dooo it.

Find us, follow, subscribe and like.

Bred mouldy in the backwoods of Wicklow, Ireland, where inspiration and insanity produce alchemic audio.

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Promo video: youtu.be/aaoq3G4mtio?si=49ROogaIZ6gBQjGI