30 Going On 13

In this episode we discuss Maddy's infamous Subway tragedy(and her CHRONIC fast food misfortune), the inaugural Spooky Skeletons Corner/True Crime Corner, the coziest/comfiest/quaintest town in the goddamned world, our zealous NEED for fall, how annoying the personality trait of "loving coffee" is, Baby-G watches aka the most coveted accessory of all time, Alex Borstein as Suki, the conspiracy of the candy apple, Olivia's LOVE of Jess and HATE for Dean aka the "Aiden" of the Gilmore universe, the iconic "La La La", Macy Gray, java jokes and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss our thoughts on this new "2022" year, wanting to be cool for Satan, the Robaxacet doll /Kraft Dinner chins/Six Flags guy as horror villains, Elisha Cuthbert as the ultimate Canadian babe, Jenna Jamieson, the comfort of classic American high school settings, hearing "Under Pressure" for the first time, Maddy's reign as school president , feeling a kinship with Canadian actors, boys getting boners with their bffls, needing to have every type of bra, grabbing road roos, chunky square french tips, using hair inspo pics and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss the trauma of last week's technological failure, Maddy's Oscars/Oscars Snub List/Razzies snuff/snub, how this show turned a generation of kids against the BDSM community, verbal ticks, Canadian (lack of) production value, how goo-based everything was in the 90s, having a sexual awakening to Bane & Poison Ivy, having knock-off Baby-G watches, the dynamic between Wink and Punisher, the "skill" testing questions, the joys of seeing Canada mocked in media and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this episode we discuss Braceface getting her period while rollerblading, Ruthie Camden's Maxim cover, what makes a hatter go mad, different ways people celebrate tax season, Maddy's skill of laundering money from herself, how writers are obsessed with making junior/high school a "jungle", the star power of Coconut Head, whether it was God or Jesus who wrote the bible, the perils of using no-name nasal spray, being in split grades, Liv's trauma of getting rated by the older kids, getting blamed/framed for crimes against bathrooms and SO MUCH MORE!!!

In this minisode we discuss Maddy's intro to double-doggie mom life, childhood vs. adult friendships, Liv's signature hot cereal recipe, having an insatiable need to ingest carbon, crumbs in the bed, the toxicity of having Ritz in the house, the advent of the OBB aka one bite brownie aka farm-to-table artisanal treats, the latest instalment of "What You Watchin' Mate Corner", all the hate for the Betsey bag and A MINI BIT MORE!!!