2 Useless Organisms

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A topical comedic podcast from 2 Useless Organisms discussing a variety of topics that make no difference to their meaningless existence, featuring our rather unbelievable "Yelp Review" segment.

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Ep. 40: 2 Weeks of Vampire Dong, Shi-Tok & Dead CEO Soap

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01/13/25 • 36 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss watching “Nosferatu” daily for a fortnight, what led Tommy to quit social media, and Tristan reads a Yelp review praising our savior, Lord Mangione.

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Ep. 39: 2 Zukos, 1 Grease & Deadly Toddler Pilates

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08/19/24 • 35 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our dream fictional crossovers, justifying crimes & a smelly sunburnt feminist.

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Ep. 11: Eggy Ramen, The Snooze & Skin Everywhere

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02/14/22 • 32 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our favorite cheap food, our morning routines & learn about a predator's pre-school.

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Ep. 17: Stupid Pets, HAHAHAHAHAHA & A Cock-A-Doody Orphanage

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06/20/22 • 27 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our opinions on pets (Tristan's is so shocking OMG listen to find out), HAHAHAHAHA & selfish kids in need.

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Ep. 25: It's Not a Phase Mom, A Brief History of Podcasting & Abe Lincoln's Nuts

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01/16/23 • 35 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss our recent & self-destructive phases, the short history of podcasting & how it grew into today's giant industry, & Tristan reads a Yelp review from a super round-Earther.

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Ep. 26: Murdering Kanye, Buttcheeks & God Bless Candy del Dante

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01/30/23 • 42 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss who we would have murdered if we didn't get caught, our favorite things (Tommy didn't put his family on his list), and a senselessly violent serial killer pageant (approved by President Biden).

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Ep. 19: Rated R Kids Movies, The Best Dumps & Too Much Cake

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08/29/22 • 34 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss adult movies we watched as children, what we love about pooping & fat people who need scooters.

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Ep. 24: Cringiest Sports Injuries, Nuclear Strike Survival Tactics & Stignarian Tooth Monsters

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01/09/23 • 36 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss America's most dangerous jobs, some horrifying NFL & wrestling injuries, cantaloupes, Tristan gets deeply upset at the Waning Gibbous moon and the boys read a Yelp review about peeing in a bookstore.

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Ep. 23: 2022 in Review, Behind the Scenes of Creating and Sustaining a Podcast & Casket Balls

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12/27/22 • 37 min

On this episode, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ups and downs of this year (which might’ve been crazier than 2020), a behind the scenes look at creating and sustaining our podcast, and Tristan reads a Yelp review about an abusive ping pong store owner.

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Ep. 36: Pants-Shitting Schedules, Finger Liquids & Rumpleforeskin's Lemon Sack

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11/20/23 • 32 min

On this very special 50th episode the boys have recorded together, Tristan & Tommy discuss the ideal time to poop your pants (and pants are required), strategically picking liquids to shoot out of our fingers & a Yelp review from Tristan himself about some dirty lemonade.

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FAQ

How many episodes does 2 Useless Organisms have?

2 Useless Organisms currently has 55 episodes available.

What topics does 2 Useless Organisms cover?

The podcast is about Comedy Podcast, Improv, Funny Podcast, Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on 2 Useless Organisms?

The episode title 'Ep. 25: It's Not a Phase Mom, A Brief History of Podcasting & Abe Lincoln's Nuts' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on 2 Useless Organisms?

The average episode length on 2 Useless Organisms is 39 minutes.

How often are episodes of 2 Useless Organisms released?

Episodes of 2 Useless Organisms are typically released every 21 days.

When was the first episode of 2 Useless Organisms?

The first episode of 2 Useless Organisms was released on Apr 20, 2020.

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