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2 jews & a Microphone

Rodney Blagojevich

It takes a pandemic. One Semite in Chicago & One in Amsterdam attempt to make sense of the madness surrounding them
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06/26/20 • 55 min

The Jews listen attentively as a passionate young advocate attempts to convince the authorities that masks are an engineered evil of the Deep State. Shaming and the refusal to give Karen a chance. Allowing other cultures to view your small phallus in order to allow them to feel better about their own situations. Why restaurant service is overrated & gratefulness to Covid for expediting it's much needed demise. Parenting during Corona. And of course, The Great Satan.

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Would you shtup a Karen?

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06/18/20 • 73 min

An Amsterdam female joins the shtuppers. The Dutch see American unraveling. The American tells a story of ground level attitudes toward Blacks changing. The American then says maybe the Real Karen is simply misunderstood. The Man from the country between Lebanon & Egypt accuses the American of blasphemy. And Mimi, the lady guest from the low country says why Black Lives Matter has been honored by Dutch women for years, at least those taking solitary jaunts to the well endowed nation of Gambia.

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06/17/20 • 67 min

The Hebrews discuss America's failure to teach the real history of race in the education system, the Dutch pushing a little too hard for you to accept euthanasia, Nigerian princes, the Internet as the ultimate bibliography source, social distancing riots, and the inner yearnings of white progressives to have cool black friends, really any black friends. And naturally, Barack.

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All we need is a seksbuddy

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06/15/20 • 61 min

Why do some people 'make it' and others don't. Mooching off the system. Flatulence. Supplements. Covid sex partners. More flatulence. Amsterdam and Chicago. And a little more flatulence.

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Guys & Dolls

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06/15/20 • 25 min

Time travel. Pubes. Qatar. Barbie & friends. Enough stuff to keep the dinner party interesting.

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06/12/20 • 87 min

Chicago based improviser, booking agent & manager of renowned comedians, Ms. Pam joins the show to re-iterate Covid killed comedy but virtual laughing is still allowed east of the Mississippi. A variety of topics are discussed, as usual so just play the f'kin episode already.

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Jersey, Jizz & Jewfros

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06/10/20 • 78 min

An inquiry into what makes somebody from Jersey somebody from Jersey. Deliberation over Malcolm Gladwell's hair. Intense discussions of the seed of the universe as it relates to the explusion of viscous liquid from the male member. And Masks - are they really necessary everywhere?

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06/09/20 • 76 min

The boys interview the owner of one of Florida's most acclaimed nightclubs, Mango's, and learn how Hulk Hogan might save us from Covid, and why the government doesn't give a sh#t about the restaurant industry, plus a new sponsor joins the show.

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06/05/20 • 65 min

The jews talk about their personal definition of being 'cheap' and a native son calls in from the Holy Land only to discover members of the diaspora are unworthy of his time

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The NOT so Distant Future

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07/09/20 • 61 min

For some it's still tumultuous 2020 but for others in QAnon or our esteemed hosts, it's now approximately 2022 or 2023 or some date no so distant.

Hand amputees and the chronically unemployed have teamed up to ban the uttering of 'handjob'. The Supreme Court has all committed suicide except for Clarence Thomas and his new bench archrival, a stoic vacuum cleaner. The Asian transgender movement is beginning to cause waves throughout the world. The word 'retard' has made an unprecedented comeback as has aggressive masturbation. The country is run by Attractive Boards that have forced all those considered attractive to disfigure themselves yet some people are still sneaking around with their attractiveness. And not many people are left in the world. Enjoy.

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FAQ

How many episodes does 2 jews & a Microphone have?

2 jews & a Microphone currently has 54 episodes available.

What topics does 2 jews & a Microphone cover?

The podcast is about News, News Commentary and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on 2 jews & a Microphone?

The episode title 'God is Everywhere and Satan Supplied the Masks' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on 2 jews & a Microphone?

The average episode length on 2 jews & a Microphone is 61 minutes.

How often are episodes of 2 jews & a Microphone released?

Episodes of 2 jews & a Microphone are typically released every 9 days.

When was the first episode of 2 jews & a Microphone?

The first episode of 2 jews & a Microphone was released on Jun 4, 2020.

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