Heroes and Hoagies

07/03/24 • 26 min

This episode takes you on a whimsical journey through their hilarious reminiscences, from the antics of a magical mirror named Kevion to the absurdity of a blind man driving a bookmobile, and even the legendary sword, Calibur. Listen as our lovable characters engage in witty banter and quirky revelations, all while exploring the fantastical world they inhabit. Plus, hear about the town butcher who moonlights as the blacksmith and his "valiant" efforts to repair Dracula's broken ceremonial sword, while simultaneously trying to keep him away from his daughter.
But the adventure doesn't stop there! Join Dracula and his loyal companion Mimi on a daring mission to raid Igor’s fortified pantry, leading to an unexpected and chaotic battle against Igor's enchanted bedroom. With Mimi revealing surprising new powers, cuminating in an epic bedroom brawl! Will Dracula and Mimi triumph over their formidable foes? Tune in for an action-packed episode filled with humor, tension, and an alarming number of dice.

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Books and Banshees

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Can Dracula outrun a horde of banshee librarians?...yes you read that right! Join us on a thrilling odyssey as we accompany Dracula on his quest for a legendary weapon that takes him within the mystical Eternal Library. Picture floating crystals casting a ghostly blue light over towering bookshelves, as our favorite vampire navigates through a library filled with enchantments and peril. From his pet Mimi getting frozen by a strict Banshee librarian to seeking guidance from a magical mirror named Kevion, Dracula's journey is whimsical yet spine-chilling. The discovery of "The Legend of the Most Legendary Sword of Legends, Volume 69" sets the stage for a series of magical mishaps that will leave you on the edge of your seat.
The excitement doesn't stop there. When Dracula attempts to steal the book, he inadvertently triggers an alarm that turns the library into a dangerous maze. Fleeing from banshees and flying books, he finds refuge in a peculiar book fort with eccentric former library safety inspectors. This surreal adventure is peppered with humor, especially when Dracula and his companions face an ocean of books and a horde of angry banshees. In a desperate escape, a page from a legendary sword book becomes their saving grace.. You won't want to miss this spellbinding blend of suspense, magic, and laughter!

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Brooms, Bards and Bandits

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What happens when Dracula battles enchanted cleaning supplies and accidentally sets himself ablaze? Find out as our vampiric hero and his trusty sidekick, Mimi, embark on an uproarious quest to find the legendary sword Calibur. The journey kicks off with an intense showdown against a broom golem conjured from Igor's magical cleaning arsenal.
Our tale takes another hilarious turn as Dracula encounters a band of bumbling bandits and ends up setting himself on fire, only to be saved by the quick-witted bard Brom Stroker. As they head to the dwarven town of Gildar, the chaos continues with a riotous bar brawl in the local guildhall. From merchants and artisans to adventurers brandishing makeshift weapons, Gildar promises no shortage of excitement. Tune in to witness mishaps, mayhem, and a hearty dose of laughter in this action-packed episode. Don't miss out on the thrills and spills as Dracula faces unexpected challenges and meets potential new allies!

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