My Cousin the NFL Quarterback

03/08/24 • 7 min

In this episode of 1000 Words or Less, prepare to be entertained as Jake Hounds, finds himself in a hilariously awkward situation. Join Jake as he navigates the complexities of family dynamics when he meets his wife's cousin, who happens to be an NFL quarterback.

As anticipation builds and nerves flutter, Jake can't help but feel a mixture of excitement and anxiety at the prospect of meeting his wife's famous relative.

When the moment finally arrives and Jake comes face-to-face with the NFL quarterback, his enthusiasm threatens to spill over, much to his embarrassment and the amusement of his wife and their family.
From awkward attempts at small talk to unintentional name-dropping of football stats, Jake finds himself struggling to keep his cool in the presence of a sports legend.
Tune in to 1000 Words or Less for a delightful blend of humor and humility, as Jake Hounds navigates the highs and lows of family connections and the unpredictable nature of human interaction. Whether you're a sports fan or simply enjoy a good laugh, this episode promises to leave you smiling.

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As anticipation builds and nerves flutter, Jake can't help but feel a mixture of excitement and anxiety at the prospect of meeting his wife's famous relative.

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1000 Words or Less - My Cousin the NFL Quarterback

Transcript

I’m Jake Hounds, and this is one thousand words or less

EPISODE 3 - MY COUSIN THE NFL QUARTERBACK

I never really realized how fanatical people are about football until my cousin became a quarterback in the NFL.

Technically, he isn’t my cousin, but my wife’s cousin. Her second cousin, but we say, cousin because he is a cousin to our children. His grandmother and my kids’ grandmother were sisters.

I’ve followed him since college, and delight in being able to say