So, Is He Captain America?

I know I have seen it, I have no idea what happens.

That pretty much sums up The Avengers, friends.

On a scale from WW to Judge Dredd, this falls somewhere in the middle.

You are welcome for the worst plot summary ever.

Is there a Nick Fury Origin Story?

Have we already seen this movie?

What is Phase 2?

Stop using machine guns on non humans, good guys.

You should have left it in the ocean.

Shawarma for everyone.

Is Covid 19 over? Yeah, we didn't think so, so let's use this time to catch up on the OG of X-Men movies where Galdalf metals it up!

Everyone stop hand to hand fighting and use your powers!

How is Jean Grey almost taken out by a frog guy? What exactly were his powers anyway?

Things we have learned:

• Wolverine is creepy
• Magneto is a great villan
• Mystique the best X-Men
• Storm is baffling

Scott & Wolverine - let's take this comedy duo on the road!

Where was the Stan Lee cameo in this movie? Hot dog vendor??

Don't put algae in your brain machine friends.

"I'm Blue" Mystique

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Welcome to Quarantine, Episode 3, where no one knows what day it is anymore.

Spider-Man 2.1: Peter Parker needs to get his shit together.

Dr Octavia Spencer is harvesting plutonium, kids. WTF?

And it's 2004 where everyone keeps their gold coins in a bank like Scrooge McDuck.

James Franco (character name) - why is ALL of the plutonium in a vault in your house?

Where do all of the old spider webs go? Are people just walking through them? (shudder)

And most importantly, what happened to Tobey McGuire?

We are all just getting through this, friends.

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We are still all about the quarantine life, guys. Where every day is Wednesday and we are finally diving into the X-Men universe!

Would you take the cure?

Fair warning, everything Brandy knows about the X-Men comes from years of working at KB Toys.

So many love triangles.... Wolverine, Jean Grey, Laser Eyes.... Iceman, Juno, and Sookie..... and possibly Professor X, Magneto, and Jean Gray...... Why doesn't Storm just electrocute everyone and make the fights quicker? You have a cool power Storm, use it! Magneto - the worst Oprah ever. Holy reverse aging Professor X.

Screw you, bad dad.

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It's finally time for Jason Momoa.... I mean, Aquaman!!

This podcast should just be renamed "Many Things Wrong"

On a scale of Judge Dredd to Wonder Woman, we give Aquaman something in the middle.

Raise of hands please, who is still unclear about the Steppenwolf incident? Did this happen at Woodstock?

So many EXTREME close ups!

Why are seahorses dicks in this world?

Why does Patrick Wilson's mask move? #unsubscribe

Why are they all wearing shoes?

You may call us Jess & Brandy, but we prefer Ocean Masters.