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Virginities and Circumcision with Special Guest HOUSE BUNNY!!
Nudes Before Dudes
12/26/19 • 50 min
Hey guys thanks for tuning in! Merry Christmas, I hope Santa got you a vibrator for Christmas or at least a new boyfriend! I have one of my friends on the show today, she goes by the name of "house bunny" for reasons xy&z, but primarily because she leads a Bible study back home and doesn't want to give them the "wrong idea" ;) House Bunny has some really great perspectives on top of my own and I just loved having her!!
Subscribe to hear more from my guests and I as we continue to create hella good content.
Thanks!!
04/07/20 • 71 min
A Toast to F%ckboy Roasts (cumming clean after a lifetime of FAKING IT)
Nudes Before Dudes
09/02/20 • 44 min
TUNE IN!! This is going to be a good one! Take notes if you may fall under the term fu%kboy & sit back and relax if you have ever had the real thing ;)
Dictionary.com has a definition for F%ckboy - a fu%ckboy is that guy...the one who doesn't respect women, but relies on them heavily. He's distant (YUP), doesn't care about other people's time, and won't commit. He's self-absorbed, does stupid things, and f%cks with others' emotions.
I went a step further to copy and paste the urban dictionary definition as well. Enjoy all you loverbuddies! Feel free to send this episode to anyone, whether it's a f-girl or boy!!
Here it is!
A f%ckboy - An As*hole boy who is into strictly sexual relationships; he will lead a girl on and let her down, then apologize only to ask for "pics" once the girl has welcomed him back into her trust. Boys like this will pretend to genuinely care about the girl but always fail to prove the supposed affection. He almost never makes plans because he has to hangout on his terms which could be the most whimsical of times, and if the girl rejects those plans because she has a legitimate reason for not being able to hang out, he will get pissed. However, if plans are made he will bail on them without a second thought. If a girl tries to stand up to this asshole he will most likely deny everything and turn it all around on the girl making it seem as though the conflict at stake is her fault and he has done nothing wrong and hates when girls bitch at him for "no reason." He will always come crawling back because he is a horny prick and can not withstand the dispossession of one of his baes, because he has more than one that's for sure. Texting such a boy will consist of the girl carrying the conversation and the guy responding with short answers 10 or more minutes after the girl's response, but when she asks why he takes so long to answer it will be because he is "busy" but he promises he likes her. Boys like this are egotistical as*holes who can not be trusted and are hard to get rid of because they say all the right things to get the girl back.
(and I drop the mic) (hopefully not really)
...SIA for any mic taps & drink sips! A LOT of work goes into these episodes and we get parched af!!
Share share share!!! Leave us 5 stars if you like what you hear and want to hear more! We have some fun upcoming trips that I am excited to tell you about! Write in with ANY questions, comments, or feedback!! Disclaimer : Anyone can change so the roast at the end is simply a roast, but if you don't start investing in yourself now, and you don't even want it now, that change is going to be REALLY hard the longer you wait!
You know where it's at! IG handle is xratedquinn or email me at [email protected]
Thanks Loves!!!
Raunchy Would You Rather - Bathroom Talk
Nudes Before Dudes
08/12/20 • 47 min
Good Morning Nudes & Dudes!
First off, one can only edit out SO much chip eating! I am so sorry, next time I will advise on NO snacking during recording (gotta reward them for hanging in there though to put on a great show!).
2nd, one of the audio cords was NOT plugged in and it resulted in very spotty audio, so hang tight and catch what you can!
Okay, so we are playing raunchy would you rather, and we all came up with these questions and topics straight out of our heads! No google or phones!
I am sure you didn’t expect quite so many DISGUSTING questions - Sorry in advance, but it appears us ladies actually enjoy bathroom talk more than we would usually like to admit!!
First we have two NEW guests, Anastasia & Jenny, Thank You hellians for being a part of this hell on wheels!!! And towards the end we have House Bunny for some deleted scenes! So have a listen and enjoy the varying perspectives and effort!
I think I reused a question or two between my guests, but it made for some funny variations! My next thought is having bunny meet my new guests? Bunny vs Guests for episode 20?
Happy Hump Day Everyone,
Quinn
Quinn vs. the DESERT followed by foreplay for FLOWING canals
Nudes Before Dudes
04/28/20 • 53 min
Ok guys!! (it's late and my eyes are blurry from too much screen time prepping this episode, so just forgive me now for any typos)
Haha! Oh boy, I don't even know where to start with this one.
Well actually, yes I do. I know that I need to start by telling you that the little ten minute rebuttal is supposed to be a sassy written out Quinn styled response written to "Mr. Johnson" & I am NOT using my normal voice for extra effects.
Argument topic : Do generally ALL women need/want to be "Warmed up" before sex?
Ok so folks who do we have here and what is going on in this episode!? Has corona gotten to our brains or what!? So Mr.J is a friend who was visiting from out of the area & he & I often clash on some of the social/physical "norms." What caused me to get heated on this topic is, that when sharing stories with each other, Mr.J always makes me feel like I am "too" much work. And that most women don't need the -tease, warm up, foreplay whatever you want to call it. And that mindset RIGHT there, the making me feel like too much work for how my body WORKS...is not fair. And when there is this expectation to NOT be too much work and act fast and BE READY (hot n ready), then we, women....settle for low quality sex and I am not saying it is entirely Mr.J's fault here, as in, these woman are also just as guilty to the crime of participating or giving in to such low quality sex (haha)!
No....no I am not so close minded to assume that there isn't anyone who doesn't want the warm up or foreplay, I am sure you're out there! AND lets NOT forget that everyy woman has a different "warm up" time. Some women get lubricated far faster than other women, but whether it takes her 4 minutes or 20, take the f#*king TIME!!
Same for the Dudes! This goes for everybody!! I think that we all have a warm up period! And I think finding out what gets each other "warm" is a marvelous idea!
Okay well if you can hang through the debate it is followed by a silly styled rebuttal and then some of Quinn's finest foreplay ideas for the slow corona days with your loverbuddie!
Guys write in your responses to any of my social media accounts!! Stay tuned to hear about a date gone WRONG and I am going to share the juicy information that went along with these dates! All coming soooo soon!
Review me! 5 star rate me! It helps a lot since this is FREE content, the encouragement goes a long way! I love reading your reviews!!! Stay healthy, take LOTS of extra baths!!! haha, you know what I mean ;)
-quinnla
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What is the most popular episode on Nudes Before Dudes?
The episode title 'A Toast to F%ckboy Roasts (cumming clean after a lifetime of FAKING IT)' is the most popular.