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028: I'll Just Serve You A Colossal Jong-Jong
9 Chickweed Rage
07/18/23 • 88 min
Inspired by the 4th of July (I guess), we go all the way back to the beginning and take a look at the very first Chickweed strips. Brooke Mac-El-Dee comes right out of the gate with Juliette talking with Edda about physical attractiveness and how that's very important to catch a man. Edda at this point is maybe 12, so this is a TOTALLY NORMAL AND APPROPRIATE conversation for a mother to have. But don't worry. Things get WAY MORE inappropriate pretty quickly. Isn't it comforting to know that this horrible comic strip was horrible in exactly the same ways from the beginning? Following up Juliette's lessons in female attractiveness, pre-teenage Edda already expresses what can only be described as Championship Level Body Dysmorphia. Classic Mac-El-Dee! There's a whole Sunday strip about a fly. Twelve-year-old Amos, who looks either drowned or electrocuted or both, spends an entire strip sniffing Edda...at her request of course. Sophia Loren's "bosom" is described as "proud." Edda shames her mother for not getting boned on a date. Then later the two of them celebrate Juliette finding her boyfriend's "button" and "pushing it." Which I suppose means she had sex. Edda encourages Amos to imagine random adults they're looking at naked. So that's totally cool also. And finally we spend about ten solid minutes trying to figure out what "I'll just serve you a colossal jong-jong" means.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Juliette teaches Edda about the necessity of being attractive and Edda expressing her complicated body dysmorphia ARE HERE.
A Sunday strip all about a dumb fly and Amos uncomfortably and repeatedly sniffing Edda ARE HERE.
Sophia Loren's "proud bosom," Juliette's inability to transform a man into a "gelatinous blob of slavering desire," and Amos showing his leg to some other boys ARE HERE.
Juliette talks to Edda about finding and pushing her boyfriend's button, Edda and Amos imagining adult strangers naked, and the famous colossal jong-jong ARE HERE.
This gelatinous, colossal episode includes:
- 4th of July
- Joey Chestnut
- Eating harmonicas
- Christmas
- Free Will
- Major League Eating
- "76 Trombones" from The Music Man
- Funnel Cakes
- Pizza Hut P'Zone
- Dutch ovens
- Twinkies
- International waters
- Barbie dolls
- Lauren Bacall
- Muppets
- Telly the Monster
- Dorothy Hamill
- Scent of a Woman and Al Pacino's catchphrase
- Sophia Loren
- Slavering
- Imagining everyone naked
- Fast Times at Ridgemont High
- The Colossal Jong-Jong
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07/18/23 • 88 min
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026: The Wattles and the Flapping Flesh
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05/09/23 • 91 min
Here we are introduced to 60-year-old Arthur Peel and his assistant Nan-Lin Peel (no relation), who is thirty years younger than him. Arthur excuses himself for being a disgusting old man, with a balding head, hair coming out of his ears and nose and eyebrows, wattles, and flapping flesh. These are his descriptions of himself, although Brooke Mac-El-Dee doesn't take the time to actually draw him that way. He is balding, but he has thin, very well groomed eyebrows, no visible wattles and few wrinkles to speak of. He repeats this stuff over and over to Nan-Lin, who seems bored and beaten down by his monologue. (You and us both, sister!) Of course, when Arthur adds that he is in love with her, this changes everything for Nan-Lin, who then literally crawls across a table to kiss him. Arthur, in typical Chickweed style, doesn't understand what's happening or that Nan-Lin wants his wrinkly and flapping Johnson. He looks terrified and concerned for all fourteen (yeah, sorry) of these strips. She even gets up on the table and presents her beave to him. Still, he doesn't fucking understand what's going on. Because...it's funny, I guess? Anyway, she eventually slides into his lap and then they disappear under the table. At this point, we discover that they are in a restaurant. The waiter arrives and is unfazed by their near-fucking in the booth. So much so, he takes their order, and then seats two other guests across from them. These guests, Seth and his boyfriend, don't notice that there's a couple moments away from intercourse across the booth from them. And they begin to make out too. At this point, both couples notice each other. Embarrassed (?) Arthur and Nan-Lin bolt from the restaurant, but not before Arthur gives the waiter a huge tip. The waiter then claims he's in love. Which must be a joke, but isn't funny really. And also makes no sense in any context provided. But what the fuck were we expecting anyway, right?
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Arthur talks about his wattles and flapping flesh, Arthur talks about his wattles and flapping flesh AGAIN, and Arthur talks about his wattles but NOT his flapping flesh ARE HERE.
Nan-Lin presents her beave, Nan-Lin ends up in Arthur's lap, and Arthur and Nan-Lin end up lying down in a booth in a restaurant ARE HERE.
The waiter arrives to take their order, Nan-Lin and Arthur hear the waiter but just keep dry humping, and the waiter seats another couple opposite them ARE HERE.
Seth and Mark immediately begin to make out, Seth and Mark notice Arthur and Nan-Lin, and the waiter insists on a big tip ARE HERE.
The phrase "get a room" is uttered and the waiter falls in love with giant money ARE HERE.
This key party-adjacent episode includes:
- What is the name of our favorite celebratory march?
- Cell phones in cars
- 2008 Mercury Mariner Hybrid
- Classic moment from The Man With Two Brains.
- Lou Bega's Mambo No. 5.
- Brooke's Broadway musical
- Defibrillator
- Paper pants
- MRIs
- Metal underwear/chastity belts/codpieces
- Where "Bust a moo" originally came from.
- Adam Godley
- "Hot in Herre" by Nelly
- McEldowney ellipsis
- Ball wattles
- Gilbert & Sullivan
- Classical symphony orgasm
- Pro-butt/Am-butt
- 21 Beave Salute
- Motorboating
- Laura Ingalls Wilder
- Turtlenecks
- Shrek
- Bluey's "cone of shame!" episode
- Throuples
- The Case of the Disappearing Mustache!
- Scooby Doo
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05/09/23 • 91 min
021: The Hiccups and the Special Way You Made Them Go Away
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01/30/23 • 82 min
Buckle up for another epic run of this guy's fucking garbage. We start looking at the story of Amos and Edda finally doing it in Brussels during a cello competition. It begins with Edda making a move on Amos which causes him to have the hiccups, which results in Amos wanting to go home. But Edda claims she has a cure, which is (of course) fucking. As soon as they've done the deed, Edda gets on the phone back home to tell her mom that, yes, she used the same "hiccup cure" that Juliette did when Juliette first humped Elliott. Because of COURSE the women had to be the instigators and the men had to be uncertain, terrified idiots about sex. Amos and Edda can't keep their hands off each other, which means that Amos pins Edda (very uncomfortably) against a piano. This embrace is viewed by a hot air balloon filled with tourists? Prisoners of war? News reporters? It is so very unclear who the people are and why they're in a hot air balloon floating through downtown Brussels. But why should anything ever make sense in this fucking strip? Why? (Part 1 of 3)
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
The ones where Edda comes on so strongly, Amos has hiccups, but she has a cure are here.
The ones where Edda tells Juliette about fucking Amos, then Edda and Amos make out while rehearsing are here.
The ones with the inexplicable spy balloon are here.
This no longer virginal episode includes:
- Hangers
- Broadway
- Britney Spears
- Laundry vs. clothes
- Catholicism
- Madonna vs. whore
- Martin Scorsese
- High five / down low too slow
- The D.A. hairstyle
- Lenny Briscoe
- Jerry Orbach, Broadway star
- The definition of infatuation
- Hiccups
- Jascha Heifetz
- Tuba farts
- Amos's Patented Panty-Dropper
- Helium balloons in Burbank
- Balloon day in church
- Cleveland Balloonfest 1986
- Liquid mercury
- Pirate ship ride
- Pro-Butt vs. Am-Butt
- All of the hiccup cures
- Pausing the recording
- Turtlenecks
- Syrup bottles
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- The End Pin
- International Cello Competition
- Chicken wire cages
- Hot air balloons
- The Montgolfier Brothers
- The Hindenburg
- The Last of Us
- News balloons
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01/30/23 • 82 min
024: They Wanted You to Model Because of Sitzfleisch Allure
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03/27/23 • 92 min
Edda's modeling career begins when a scout for the famous designer Nicolette Cignet picks Edda from everyone else in her dance company because of her nice butt. Only, Brooke Mac-El-Dee never says "nice butt," he prefers to say "caboose" over and over and over, with a brief digression to "sitzfleisch" from Amos. The twist is that they only want Edda for her butt and they want Janice to be the face. So, even though it makes zero sense, they'll use both of them: Janice's face and Edda's butt. There is no exploration of whose midriff and boobs will make the cut. Which, frankly, is a little surprising. Edda is angry to find out she's Janice's butt double. But showbiz is showbiz, right? The lone photographer sent to shoot this very important ad campaign takes his photos. They are terrible. Along the way, we are subjected to "undie-carriage," "golden hind," "sealing the deal," and "licking their chops." It's super gross. Edda ends up angry about butts, which takes us back around to one of the Thanksgiving strips we looked at, and helps us put in context why Edda was so mad about people saying "butt" all around her.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Edda finds out the Nicolette Cignet people want to talk to her, Seth throws shade at Edda for it, and Seth goes out of his way to use "terpsichorean" are here.
Amos says "sitzfleisch" for no good reason, Edda and Janice find out they're both there for the job, and Edda and Janice shit talk each other's butts are here.
Edda finds out she's Janice's butt double, Gil explains why the Nicolette Cignet logo can't be seen on a small butt, and Gil sprays Janice with oil and water are here.
Gil takes his questionable photos, Edda and Janice talk about ballet being hard, and the truly terrible photo campaign are here.
We're introduced to the phrase "undie-carriage" and Edda goes on her Thanksgiving Butt Walk are here.
This award-winning, then award-losing episode includes:
- Heart rates
- The will to live
- Urine drinking
- Willie Nelson
- The Huggle
- Neck muscles
- Steroids
- Autopsy impressions
- Rich Little is STILL doing impressions?
- Fred Travelina
- "The Way We Were" by Barbra Streisand
- "Welcome Back Kotter" theme song.
- Dutch Angle
- The Terpsichorean Arts
- Sitzfleisch
- Cabooses
- Lobster claws
- Chaps vs. Shaps
- Van der Graaf Generator
- Butt Doubles
- Body Shaming
- Coco from Fame
- Kentucky Fried Chicken
- Sergio Valente Jeans
- Cross-Country Travel
- Transporting Ashes
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03/27/23 • 92 min
023: A Very, Very Good Glass of Water
9 Chickweed Rage
02/20/23 • 84 min
After Edda "cures" Amos's hiccups, he takes the stage, first without his cello (hilarious!) and then with it. His performance, which is of course watched via satellite by all of his family and friends, inspires so much passion, that Juliette fucks Elliott on the couch right next to Nan. It also inspires Isabel to have sex with her boyfriend and Seth to make up with Mark, who appears here as a doll or small child. Amos finishes his performance and everyone there loses their minds, throwing their programs in the air and then roses at Amos and Edda. Naturally, the judges unanimously award the grand prize to Amos, who honestly looks like he doesn't give a shit and would rather be anywhere else but there. The victory is short-lived because of the sex tape that everyone saw. You know, because that caused an unfair advantage. Amos asks for another juried performance and then fucks Edda at the press conference. And that's where we leave Brussels, because this just goes on and on and we've truly had enough. (Part 3 of 3)
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Two Belgian perverts listen to Amos & Edda have sex, Amos & Edda finish having sex, Amos forgets his cello, then Amos forgets he's at a competition are here.
Amos & Edda begin their performance, the audience falls in love, Juliette & Elliott have sex next to Gran, and Isabel accosts her boyfriend are here.
Seth reunites with Mark, the audience throws their programs, the audience throws roses, and Amos gives Edda a rose are here.
Brooke Mac-El-Dee makes an ellipsis joke, Edda floats up to heaven, Amos and Edda get a phone call, and Edda finally has to tell Amos about the sex tape are here.
Amos doesn't care about the sex tape and Amos & Edda have sex at a press conference are here.
This award-winning, then award-losing episode includes:
- Drug commercials
- Resting heart rates
- The Actor's Nightmare
- Broadway
- Stupid computers
- Lurking outside doors
- Claude the Cat
- Showgirls
- Yo-Yo Ma performs Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 in G Major.
- "Great Balls of Fire" by Jerry Lee Lewis
- Poltergeist
- The clown scene is here and starts at 2:22.
- The vulva
- Sex in front of your mom
- Turtlenecks!
- Console TVs, much like this one.
- Raggedy Andy Doll
- Bats!
- Caligula
- Roses
- Melissa Manchester sings "Please Don't Let This Feeling End."
- Ellipses!
- E.T.
- More turtlenecks!
- Sweet Greens
- Souplantation
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02/20/23 • 84 min
022: Rampant on a Bösendorfer
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02/06/23 • 76 min
The world watched Amos and Edda have sex, thanks to a Belgian breaking news balloon, the kind of balloon that floats through the city of Brussels, filled with at least 10 reporters looking for news stories. And part of how they look for news, we guess, is to peep through windows of buildings and film people without their permission. Seems totally cool. But maybe that's just how "European" they are, and we're all a bunch of American yahoos. Whatever the case, the video (or film as Brooke Mac-El-D prefers to call it) becomes a sensation on the internet. But before that, Juliette, Seth, and some lady named Isabel all see the video/film of Amos and Edda fucking on a piano in a rehearsal space, thanks to the peeping reporters on the news balloon that somehow hovered outside their window for the entirety of their tryst. Edda sees the video/film on her laptop, but keeps Amos from viewing it or even knowing about it. So he is pretty confused when they're on the streets of Brussels and everyone they pass, literally everyone, is craning their necks to look at them. And by craning their necks we mean turning their heads literally completely around. The venue is packed, not "standing room only" as one would normally say, but "crammed to the exit signs." Sure. Amos gets nervous, gets the hiccups, and Edda gives him a look that says, "let's fuck," even though he is five minutes from taking the stage. And that's where we end this episode. (Part 2 of 3)
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Juliette picks up the satellite broadcast from Brussels, tells Edda about it, and Edda is pleased Isabel has seen it are here.
Edda talks to Seth and then hides the video from Amos are here.
All of Brussels stares at Edda and Amos gets the hiccups again are here.
This episode that we picked up on a satellite broadcast from Brussels includes:
- The classic Yahtzee commercial.
- Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
- The Wild West
- Ethel Merman
- La La Land
- The Oscar mixup explained.
- We're twins!
- Wood Burning Kit
- Easy-Bake Ovens and the dangers thereof.
- The Magic of Making Movies!
- Singin' in the Rain
- AMC's Nicole Kidman commercial
- Breaking News Balloon
- Turtlenecks!
- Remote controls
- The Bechdel Test
- Picking up satellite broadcasts
- Satellite Balloon / Balloon Satellite
- And then this related thing that happened the same day we recorded.
- Cirque du Soliel
- Woody Allen
- Let us never speak of Manhattan
- Long-distance and international calls
- Fabio killing a goose with his face.
- Mike Teevee's mom says Rachmoninoff.
- Harold & Maude
- Columbo falls down a hill
- Broken necks
- Johnny Cash
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02/06/23 • 76 min
025: Tales of Eight Cylinders and Virginal Odometers
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04/17/23 • 78 min
In this episode, we dive into Amos's subconscious, which is predictably icky. Amos describes a dream he had the previous night. He headlines it as a dream where Edda went to buy a car. But what the dream is really about is how the car salesman sexually assaulted her. So, at least we know where Amos's priorities lie. The Ol' Mac-El-Dee makes a big point of repeating (endlessly) that the salesman's name was "Wilkins or Fortescue," as if that is, by it's nature a very funny piece of business, which it is not. Also, and not for nothing, the salesman looks a lot, A LOT, like Amos. So I guess that's maybe the point? It's a rape fantasy that Amos is having? It's all filled with car-related double entendres, because of course it is. Edda assumes, from Amos's description that her dream self simply gave herself to the car salesman, which shows where her priorities lie, I guess. Amos spends most of the dream choosing tea at Zabar's. As if that's a great place to choose tea. But then he rushes in to save her. I mean, not "rushes in," per se. He had to choose his fucking tea first. But he enters the dealership and pushes the salesman "onto his beezer." Whatever the fuck that means. In the end, Edda gets turned on by Amos and, while they're walking down the street, throws her vagina at his face. Seriously. Wait till you see the picture. It's fucking ridiculous. Also impossible.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Wilkins or Fortescue descends on Edda and Amos chooses his tea at Zabar's are right here.
Amos pushes Wilkins or Forescue onto his beezer, Earl Grey keeps his secrets, and the Mac-El-Dee Walkin' C are right here.
This nightmarish episode includes:
- Mullets
- Headphones
- Brooke's new comedy routine
- Improv
- Stuck in a closet
- Listener feedback
- "Tasty poopers"
- Urban slang
- Joe Biden
- Abe Vigoda
- Everything Everywhere All At Once
- Harry Potter hands
- 8-cylinder cars
- Andy Capp
- Marathon Man
- "Is it safe?"
- Zabar's
- Dean & Deluca
- In 'N' Out
- The Russian Tea Room
- Walking cunnilingus
- The Bachelor
- Lawn chairs & ironing boards
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04/17/23 • 78 min
020: A Pair of Overalls for the Pleasingly Plump Farmer
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01/23/23 • 64 min
It's our first podcast of 2023! And we're so happy to discover that this strip still makes no goddamned sense at all. We begin our twelve-strip journey (yes! twelve!) with a customer service rep responding to texts from what turns out to be Thorax. Thorax is looking for overalls in XXXXL-Tall, so naturally his path to purchasing said clothing begins with texting a customer service person. And once he finds out it's a lady -- with the doubly unlikely name of Verity Dupee -- Thorax begins his harrassment. We're sorry, we totally mean romance. Romance as defined by Brooke McEldowney. Verity seems totally annoyed wiht Thorax. Who wouldn't be? But in the end she quits her job and travels to New Hampshire to hand deliver the overalls to Thorax, because she's in love with him. Right up until he tells her he's from another planet.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Thorax's romance/stalking of Verity Dupee begins right here.
Verity DEFINITELY seems like she might call the cops on Thorax right here.
For some reason, Verity is charmed by Thorax and visits him in New Hampshire right here.
Verity is ready to get it on with Thorax but he ruins it by saying he's from another planet right here.
This XXXL-tall episode includes:
- Deep sleep
- Smoked pepper cheddar cheese
- Corn chowder with poblano pepper soup
- Von's/Safeway and Ralph's/Kroger
- The old Soup Hole
- Dollar signs vs money signs
- Customer service
- The definition of verity.
- Raising Arizona
- Watt's Mill Theater in Kansas City
- Columbo
- Poise pads
- Van der Graaf generator
- XXXXL-Tall bib overalls
- Strawberries
- Paladins
- Thorax's home planet
- Murder, She Wrote
- Love letters
- The Fonz
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01/23/23 • 64 min
019: I Think This Whole Santa Tradition is Overrated
9 Chickweed Rage
12/21/22 • 80 min
It's our last podcast of 2022! So to celebrate the holidays, we focus on Christmas this episode. Despite striking out at Halloween and Thanksgiving, we give the holidays another shot and take a look to see if Brooke McEldowney has anything joyful or celebratory to say about Christmas. The answer is, of course, mostly no. We're exposed to a very weird "pickle leg," an inappropriately sexy ballet Santa, Edda's sexy knees, and there's even a fun Hitchcockian cameo from McEldowney himself. By "fun," we mean very, very confusing. Ultimately, Amos and Edda show us they have some serious Santa cosplay kink that they can't resist the gravitational pull of, even when their bedraggled-looking twins are nearby. Our exploration ends with McEldowney saying (through Edda) "God bless cartoonists." Because of course he does. It's just like the end of_** A Christmas Carol**_, only if Dickens was a pompous asshole. Which is our way of saying, Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! We'll see you in 2023!
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Edda dances, Seth becomes Sexy Santa, and Edda has sexy knees are here.
Seth's roommate hits on Edda and barfs and Brooke McEldowney makes an appearance are here.
Amos fucks pregnant Santa and Polly & Lolly hate Christmas are here.
And the world's most dismal White Christmas is here.
This episode's jolly journey includes:
- Cottonelle toilet paper
- Pandemic preparation
- Peanut butter
- Can peanut butter go bad?
- Whimsical hydration bottles
- Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage.
- The classic Grape Stomping Lady fall.
- The news tease jet pack fail.
- "Effing Under the Christmas Tree!"
- Sudden Onset Baby Leg
- Pickle leg
- "Buon Natale" by Brave Combo.
- Conversion therapy
- Cindy Lou Who
- Cock rings
- Shame
- Underprivileged kids
- Uncle Fester fakes a neck injury on The Brady Bunch, but Mike outwits him.
- Knee fetish
- Mistletoe
- Warner Brothers cartoons
- Daffy Duck in "Duck Amuck"
- Pregnant Santa
- Turtlenecks
- White Christmas
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12/21/22 • 80 min
027: My Speculations on Her Mother's Species
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06/05/23 • 92 min
We could not resist the gravitational pull of the international cello competition that Amos won. You remember it, right? He and Edda got caught on camera (by a news balloon of course) having sex and then people complained that the sex tape (which everyone in the world saw) gave Amos an unfair advantage. So now we dive into the aftermath. It's 20 strips this episode, sorry guys! It's a re-match between Amos and Xiulan Yuan, and the competition will happen behind a screen and the contestants will have to switch cellos. Because of course both of those things make sense. For no good reason at all, other than Brooke McEldowney's hatred of women maybe, Edda hates Xiulan and decides to be a racist right to her face. It's fine (and funny?) I guess because Xiulan doesn't speak English. The competition happens, behind the screen, in front of an audience who paid good money to look at a screen on a stage. Instead of feeling ripped off, the audience hears Amos's cello playing and starts fucking basically. Just like always. Even people listening on a streaming broadcast end up fucking. Amos wins, of course, although he appears bored to be there for the entirety of the run. To cap it off, two nuns scissor from the joy of it. Pretty fucking typical for this comic strip.
The Chickweed strips we discuss this episode:
Headlines explain the outrage, Juliette phones Edda in Brussels, and Amos switches cellos ARE HERE.
Seth wants Amos to "moitelize" Xiulan, Isabel Florin says an indecipherable four word phrase, and Edda quotes Rocky ARE HERE.
Amos wishes Xiulan luck, Edda is a racist, and Juliette wishes Seth wasn't gay ARE HERE.
Amos and Xiulan draw straws, Edda fogs up Amos's glasses, and we see a screen on a stage ARE HERE.
Edda plays the one-key piano filled with milk, Edda and Amos are overcome with the passion of playing, and we see their weird sex arms, too many of which are left arms ARE HERE.
Everyone listening starts fucking, second prize is awarded, and Edda flings her body toward a bored Amos ARE HERE.
Amos changes into a blue suit for the on-stage celebration and two nuns do it ARE HERE.
This episode, which was performed behind a screen, includes:
- Winnebago Man
- VHS
- Cut my gums off
- Silly Putty
- New Math
- "Love is in the Air" by John Paul Young
- The World Wide Web
- Once Upon a One More Time on Broadway
- Ripped from the headlines
- The Speed Cubers on Netflix
- Turtlenecks
- Edda's tragic baldness
- Benjamin Franklin
- Enslaved by the exclamation point
- Macaroni microphone
- Jeff Beck
- Bugs Bunny
- The Bowery Boys
- Rocky
- Sea cucumbers
- The Bluey episode called "Pavlova"
- The Price is Right and Truth or Consequences
- Dutch angles
- Two left arms
- Full corn niblet mouth
- Scissoring nuns
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06/05/23 • 92 min
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How many episodes does 9 Chickweed Rage have?
9 Chickweed Rage currently has 31 episodes available.
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The podcast is about Comics, Improv, Comedy and Podcasts.
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The episode title '028: I'll Just Serve You A Colossal Jong-Jong' is the most popular.
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The average episode length on 9 Chickweed Rage is 72 minutes.
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