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Your New Best Friends

Your New Best Friends

Tabby and Mike

Looking for sarcastic, witty banter to pass the day by? Call in or write us an email on the interactive Your New Best Friends Podcast. All submissions are anonymous from listeners just like you. Join us for weekly episodes. Fill that void in your life and find your tribe.
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Goodpods has curated a list of the 10 best Your New Best Friends episodes, ranked by the number of listens and likes each episode have garnered from our listeners. If you are listening to Your New Best Friends for the first time, there's no better place to start than with one of these standout episodes. If you are a fan of the show, vote for your favorite Your New Best Friends episode by adding your comments to the episode page.

Your New Best Friends - You belong on Satan’s nightstand
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05/31/20 • 52 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the bff’s this week on their Season 3 opener! This week the two do a special episode featuring all FML stories from the FML website. The duo cherry picked some goodies and dive right into. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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Your New Best Friends - Feathers are the marijuana to choking, they're the gateway
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12/02/19 • 48 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The duo opens with sex this week. They're talking rough sex and passionate sex this episode, which side is the better lay? Mikes poses the question, "Can you lovingly choke someone during sex?" Tune in for the first submission about making careless mistakes at work. Their second submission is one we all see and face on the regular; Someone passive aggressively posts something on social media and then doesn't give away the juicy details in the comments section for us all to find out. Email or call in to be part of the show next week 7074610706 or [email protected]
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Your New Best Friends - I'm never liquid in currency, ever
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11/25/19 • 39 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week as they finally talk about MURDER! Their first submission comes from a listener who is getting some blow back from their family and friends for meeting up with a friend they made on line. Side note! What's your stance on going through your partner's phone? Is it over once that happens? The second submission is about choosing money or your passion. Which long term job should the listener take? Write in and be part of the show. [email protected] or call 7074610706
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Your New Best Friends - I think we all have a little Jack Sparrow in us
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04/05/21 • 32 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week with their first submission from a listener who got a tattoo behind their parent’s back and now they’re car-less. Whomp whomp. Their second submission is from a listener who watched two friends end it all over a board game. Think your friendships could stand the test? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who.. let’s just say sunglasses and a poker table were involved and their bank account felt the wrath. Their second submission is from a listener who has been back in the office after quarantine and had an accidental inappropriate encounter with their boss. They wanted to know if working from home forever is the solution. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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Your New Best Friends - Your grandma’s ring is on my finger, we gotta get it off
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09/07/20 • 38 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with their first submission from a listener who witnessed a public proposal in the park and couldn’t hold back their tears. Mike and Tabby discuss their thoughts on public proposals. Their second submission is from a listener whose boyfriend asked them to throw away all of their “toys” and is now seemingly holding out on their bedroom playtime. The listener wanted to vent about their pent up frustrations. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the duo this week on some juicy sex submissions! A listener writes in about her husband watching porn and how she can’t seem to find a middle ground with him. Tabby and Mike discuss passionate sex and how frequently should it be had? The best friends go on a Craigslist tangent and it spirals into the ‘missed connections’ section of it. Tabby talks about some dark web videos she saw and how they didn’t change her as a person at all. Tune in and catch the last submission! Leave us a voicemail or email and be part of the show next time. 7074610706 [email protected]
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Your New Best Friends - This is the Bluetooth of dildos

This is the Bluetooth of dildos

Your New Best Friends

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03/22/21 • 28 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends on their season 5 opener! They have a mystery to solve that happened at their job and need your help. Their submission this week is from a listener who is seeing their father’s friend and doesn’t know how to tell him. Think it should stay a secret a while longer? Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** Join the best friends this week with some bonus material they had saved! Their submission this week comes from another New Jersey based listener and pumping their own gas. Want to be part of the show? Write in anonymously at [email protected] Or leave us an anonymous voice message and be heard on the show 7074610706
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Your New Best Friends - Just yesterday, I was naked in my kitchen, eating Jell-O
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12/08/19 • 42 min

**This podcast is a satirical podcast. This podcast does not represent the views of the hosts on the show. This podcast is strictly for entertainment value and not contingent with any beliefs or values held by the hosts of the show. With this in mind, please laugh and enjoy. ** The pair talks money and romance this week. It's a podcast favorite, 'Would you rather?' The first submission is about a nosy neighbor. Do you look into windows when you go past? Their second submission is straight broken friend code 101. Kissing your friend's crush. Want to be part of the show? Call in and leave a message 7074610706 or email us [email protected]
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FAQ

How many episodes does Your New Best Friends have?

Your New Best Friends currently has 97 episodes available.

What topics does Your New Best Friends cover?

The podcast is about Comedy and Podcasts.

What is the most popular episode on Your New Best Friends?

The episode title 'I'm floating away with the blood of a thousand men on my hands' is the most popular.

What is the average episode length on Your New Best Friends?

The average episode length on Your New Best Friends is 41 minutes.

How often are episodes of Your New Best Friends released?

Episodes of Your New Best Friends are typically released every 7 days.

When was the first episode of Your New Best Friends?

The first episode of Your New Best Friends was released on Aug 5, 2019.

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