Three of Hearts
Three of Hearts
Three of Hearts is a TTRPG Actual Play Podcast made by queer people FOR queer people (and other people, too)! Follow the lives of special agents Vellum and Felspar as they solve an increasingly complicated mystery in the reclusive town of Clovenheart. Along the way there are laughs, adventures, old flames, new flames and more playing card puns than strictly necessary! General Content Warning: As a 1950s-inspired detective story, most episodes will contain references to guns and other weapons; references to drugs, alcohol, and smoking; mild violence; mild sexual content; and swearing.
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Ep. 1: S.U.I.T.S, Ties, and Radio Waves
Three of Hearts
02/14/22 • 90 min
Welcome to Three of Hearts! In our inaugural episode, S.U.I.T.S. Agents Vellum and Felspar are given an unusual mission in the remote village where Felspar grew up. Before they leave, Vellum is given a most incredible cutting-edge gift, and Spar is given a most insightful big-sister talk.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
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Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
The song used in our episode 2 teaser is Minty Fresh.
Transcript available!
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
The song used in our episode 2 teaser is Minty Fresh.
Transcript available!
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Ep. 22: Blood from a Stone
Three of Hearts
01/16/23 • 79 min
A deadly new foe turns up the heat in Cindershore. The Queer Creeper has a daring breakfast; Vellum makes his feelings known; Spar throws caution to the wind to protect someone precious.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - A Worm Welcome!; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - A Worm Welcome!; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 8: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Barn
Three of Hearts
05/23/22 • 92 min
The Agents are closer than ever to finding Kurt Whittlesby. Unfortunately, they're also closer than ever to a ticking bomb.
Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist
Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Vellum and our artist
Essay Manaktola is Agent Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
07/04/22 • 69 min
World-famous musical duo Diamond and Sekitan are together again and it feels so good! Or it would if Diamond wasn't a leading suspect in a gruesome kidnapping. The vibes are certainly off as Agents Vellum and Felspar attend the momentous concert, and neither can shake the feeling that something bad is about to happen...
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 5: My Skin Is Clear, My Crops Are Stone
Three of Hearts
04/11/22 • 59 min
On the first day of Spar and Vell's investigation, Agent Vellum takes a look at his water damaged radio while Felspar's to-do list spirals out of control. Things get off to a surprising start as the musical sensation Diamond is seen having a spat with Anya Whittlesby, Spar's ex-girlfriend and the sister of the missing Kurt. Somewhere in there, one or more agents is locked in a cuddle grapple.
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Map of Clovenheart
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 3: From Showboat to No Boat
Three of Hearts
03/14/22 • 104 min
With their luggage lost, Agents Vell and Spar take a welcome rest stop in Cindershore to load up on supplies before they reach Clovenheart. As they ride the river connecting the two towns, their journey is anything but welcome, and anything but restful.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 26: Ballroom Crits
Three of Hearts
05/02/23 • 99 min
In this climatic episode, the fate of Cindershore rests in the hands of our heroes as they do battle with Chrysalis. Ipswitch plays ring toss; Spar has the most important conversation of his life; Vellum gives it everything he's got.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - A Worm Welcome!; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Special guest Kit Stubbs is The Queer Creeper aka Ipswitch Crowswaddle
Special guest Kevin Cole is Agent Cadewyn Silverleaf
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - A Worm Welcome!; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 36 - The Spark
Three of Hearts
10/19/23 • 83 min
Alt Title: The Improper Library
Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.
Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Listen to Essay on RTFM!
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Content Warnings: Nonconsensual magic; grief.
Years ago, Vellum was betrayed by someone he held dear for a long time. Today, he is transformed by someone he's only just begun to know.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Listen to Essay on RTFM!
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 37 - Stonewalled
Three of Hearts
12/27/23 • 63 min
Agents Vellum and Felspar reach the city of Stoneloft at last, but getting inside is another matter entirely. From mysterious magic to stringent bureaucracy, the agents have a handful of new obstacles in their quest to rescue Jack Spade.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ep. 33: Friends in High Places
Three of Hearts
08/25/23 • 71 min
The road to Stoneloft gets dangerous, and the agents seek shelter so they can rest before their arrival. Vellum does some tinkering stunts; Spar makes a sacrifice; Merephina gives a lesson on magic.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
Ila Alexei is Agent Kaolin Vellum and our artist
Essay Mnktl is Agent Merim Felspar and our editor
Jordan Quiverns is everyone else and our GM
Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes, maps, and short fiction set in the world of our podcast! Talk to the cast and other fans on our Discord!
The People, Places, and Things of Three of Hearts!
Follow us on Tumblr!
Our music was provided by Louie Zong.
Intro - Dogtective; Midtro - At Last, a Piano; Outro - Ghost + Guest.
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FAQ
How many episodes does Three of Hearts have?
Three of Hearts currently has 55 episodes available.
What topics does Three of Hearts cover?
The podcast is about Leisure, Fiction, Drama and Podcasts.
What is the most popular episode on Three of Hearts?
The episode title 'Ep. 1: S.U.I.T.S, Ties, and Radio Waves' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Three of Hearts?
The average episode length on Three of Hearts is 77 minutes.
How often are episodes of Three of Hearts released?
Episodes of Three of Hearts are typically released every 14 days, 12 hours.
When was the first episode of Three of Hearts?
The first episode of Three of Hearts was released on Feb 14, 2022.
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