Sunday Morning Coming Down

John takes inspiration from a commencement address, reminds us bikers are dorks, and works to be more creative and have less boxes in his life.

John participates in a roast, wonders if weddings should adopt the MLB time clock, and has an enlightening chat with a buddy who tried a progressive form of therapy to open his eyes (while blindfolded).

John wonders if commune living is better than regular living. He also talks about golf enough to make you stop listening to this week’s episode, but that’s what happens when he plays decent. Deal with it.

John is doing a lot of travel, and while it’s wearing him down, he’s able to both get his name on a sign and pick up some valuable wisdom from a client. “Create Memories,” because it’s what your kids will live by.

John is stuck in a Quality (not really) Inn with a bad cold in Wichita Falls, Texas. While he was banged up, he still managed to record. Mostly because of Doritos at daycare.