Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
John Brandon, Jim Banks, Matthew Van Zandt, Vanessa
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The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Part 3 - Alfland in Dwemer is Pronounced Melmac
Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
09/27/21 • 110 min
Oh boy! It's time for further adventures of mural exposition, with Joan Allen calling Max Von Sidow a big nerd for caring about second age tryptarchs. On this chunker of Bethesda's Skyrim we need to get our hands on one of those fancy Elder Scrolls. But how?! By talking to a sexy Orc librarian, heading down to a magical mushroom kingdom, solving a spinny puzzle, and so much more! Also this week: - Who wins in a fight, the Eternals versus the Inhumans? - Conjure Flame Astronaut - It's Your Inn Now - Dwarf Ruins CD burning - Mixing Up Forsworn and Falmers
This Week: We complete Elder Knowledge! Next Week: We either pick a side or negotiate a truce in Season Unending!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome new theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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Mass Effect 3 Part 3 - Karlos the Thresher Maw
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02/13/23 • 142 min
Square Roots - Episode 351 On this tragically romantic episode of Square Roots, Vanessa must choose - will she emotionally and physically bond with her snake boyfriend, or her himbo dummy human? PORQUE NO LOS DOS?! Also there's plenty of tough decisions on this Tchunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3 like something about doing a genocide or not, or doing a different genocide or not, or watching fan favourites Dagg, Wreav and Padok Wiks sacrifice themselves. Also:
The Illusive Woman - Jim Is Afraid of Improv - Clean Your Grint - 2023's Z-Snap - And Lo, Noah Did Get a Rad T-Rex, and It Was Cool - The Grim Darkness of the Far Future
This Week: We Save Tuchanka and Deal With A Citadel Coup! Next Week: We finish the Geth Ship and do the Omega DLC!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 7 - Ramsay Is Out, We're Into Mermaids Now
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07/03/23 • 160 min
Square Roots - Episode 371 We plow through another gazillion hours of games (if you're Canadian, 2.5 hours if you're Jim) as we finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake and the Intermission DLC. There's a lot to go through, like Matthew and Vanessa hating the swirling tornado of fate, Johnny and Jim on team defendy, and a zooming close up on a pom. Also:
Guess Whodo? - Johnny Flubs His Game Again - The Metaverse Is So Hot Right Now - A Sexy Stocking Bomb - Jim's Amazing Prank - Final Fantasy Gets Kingdom Heartsy
This Week: We finish Final Fantasy 7 Remake AND Intermission! Next Week: We reach Meriba in Lunar!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Baldur's Gate Part 1 - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle
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03/27/23 • 168 min
Square Roots - Episode 357 BioJanuWarey is over, welcome to Marchioware? BioMare? BioWarch? In this swashbuckling episode of Square Roots we all adopt old timey accents and swing into the thick of Faerun in Baldur's Gate. There's magicks! Hobgoblins! Spiders! And a walking 1990s meme! Also:
Iambic Poonslammiter - Happy Bear Day - Answer Smoosh - Jizzle Physics - Another Bad Dragon Situation
This Week: We clear out chapter 2 (Nashkel Mines) in Baldur's Gate! Next Week: Chapters 3 and 4 and maybe 5 if that feels short
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Final Fantasy IV Part 4 - Everyone Loves a Penultimate Episode
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12/04/23 • 82 min
Square Roots - Episode 391 Sadly Jim is missing on this party killing episode of Square Roots! So Vanessa, Johnny and Matthew finally get to visit a matriarchy, experience Rubicante's Sexy Leg Peek, and swap a few airships. Also: - Taskmaster VR - Scott Pilgrim Starring Mae West - Final Fantasy's Least Successful Party? - Bloodthirsty for Party Members - He Can Use Two Swords at the Same Time!
This Week: We defeat the Demon Wall! Next Week: We finish Final Fantasy IV!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Mass Effect 3 Part 1 - Press Y to Yeet
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01/30/23 • 162 min
Square Roots - Episode 347 Finally, on the second to last day of BioJanuWarey, we start Mass Effect 3! That's right. Shepherd, Wrex, Kaiden (or Ashley if you're a monster) and Doctor Chocolates are back in this action packed chunker. Also:
Mister BAMF Himself - I Thought We Were Doing ME Tonight! - Just A Regular Butt - The Pros and Cons of Chocolate Fountains - Future Teen Slang - I... Want... Clean... Faces
This Week: It's BioJanuWarey and we play until The end of the Primarch Mission (Turian moon) in Mass Effect 3! Next Week: Extract Lady Krogan, Javik, Biotic School, and explore some planets!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 6 - Canadian Psycho
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02/19/24 • 156 min
Square Roots - Episode 401 I don't know how else to say it, but this episode should be kept far from your little ones. Why? Gazzie talk. Just. Lots of gazzie talk. Gazzies everywhere. Wall-to-wall gazzies. I swear that we've got it out of our system and next week you won't ever hear the word Gazzie again. Also: - Sony Has to Make A Game About Miserable People Watching Their Friends Die - Everyone's Favourite Character, Krattos - I Just Made Her Sleep With Alistair Once - Your Favourite Bull's Chargers: Krem, Rocky, Big Builder, Darren the Finance Guy, Blippi, Sally Jenkins, Flooz, Ma Gratton, and of course Gazzie. - Dude, Look At These Horns - The Qunari Do The Cut - Brolas
This Week: We Finish the Main Story Next Week: We Finish Trespasser Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 2 - That's The Ronwey
Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
08/26/24 • 91 min
Square Roots - Episode 428 Are you ready for a sublime experience of RPG tactics? What I got for you this week is a quick li'l episode of the Square classic Tactics Ogre, and you don't have to practice Santeria to understand that this means Vanessa had to call in sick. But that's okay! Also: - New Thing Matt Hates: Steam Charts - The DreamCast: Improvising Beastie Boy lyrics - A Life Sized Hank Hill Cutout - Who Doesn't He Think Are Weiners? - Why Are We Friends With Him? - Gastophone the Murderer
This Week: Finish Qadriga Fortress in Tactics Ogre: Reborn / Let Us Cling Together! Next Week: Finish Chapter 1!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://bsky.app/profile/stevenmorrismusic.bsky.social and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Square Rooots Versus (An?) 8-Bit Christmas
Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
12/25/23 • 63 min
Hello friends! It's The Holiday Wintertime Goodtime Week so we are off carousing, carolling, controlling and blu cantrelling, and not podcasting.
But that doesn't mean you can't have this fresh piece of Square Roots fruitcake from our archive! We watch the NPH 80s retro feature and give you our HOTTEST takes. Enjoy!
This Week: We watch a movie! About video games! Next Week: We Finish Final Fantasy 1! Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
Contact Square Roots! Twitter: @squarerootspod Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/groups/486022898258197/ Email: squarerootspodcast (at) gmail (dort) com
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Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening
Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast
03/13/23 • 149 min
Square Roots - Episode 355 Johnny gets weird quasi-dates with straight guys flashbacks in this party filled, aquarium smashing, minigame loving chunker of BioWare's Mass Effect 3! Mass Effect lets its hair down and gets out of its ridiculous marching band outfit and finally lets you enjoy the world they've created, at least for this one DLC. There's evil betrayals! Clones! Gun toting Hanar! Grunt in the shower! And so much more! Also:
The Princess of Burnsville - Vanessa's Milky White Obsession - The Whore / Horror Switcheroo - Shepherd Almost Died And It Was The Funniest Thing That Ever Happened - The Asari Don't Make Sense - The Normanddy of Thessius - Definitely Not Gay James Vega - Blasto: A Porn Parody
This Week: The Citadel DLC! Next Week: We finish Mass Effect 3!
Our Patreon: http://patreon.com/squarerootspodcast Thanks to Steven Morris for his awesome theme! You can find him at: https://twitter.com/BeigeOnBeige and https://www.youtube.com/user/morrissteven
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FAQ
How many episodes does Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast have?
Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast currently has 483 episodes available.
What topics does Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast cover?
The podcast is about Leisure, Videogames, Comedy, Podcasts and Video Games.
What is the most popular episode on Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast?
The episode title 'Baldur's Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms' is the most popular.
What is the average episode length on Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast?
The average episode length on Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast is 108 minutes.
How often are episodes of Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast released?
Episodes of Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast are typically released every 6 days, 23 hours.
When was the first episode of Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast?
The first episode of Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast was released on Mar 28, 2016.
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