033 - Burlesque

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03/27/20 • 83 min

We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Burlesque (2010)Starring Cher and Christina Aguilera.
A wonderful movie where we discuss a woman who lives in the year two thousand and ten and probably time traveled from the nineteen forties.
We ask the tough questions, this week:
Who is this movie for?
Is purchasing (or selling) air rights the solution to all of our financial problems?
What happened to our brains after we watched this movie?
Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!
But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries?
Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).
HEIGL Meter!!
A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.
Sarah: $64.44 x 119 = 7,668 Heigls
James: - As many Heigls as possible.
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Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope
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032 - Blast From the Past

We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Blast From the Past (1999)Starring Brendan Fraser and Alicia Silverstone.
A wonderful movie where Brendan Fraser, again, gets to play a recluse weirdo and we love him for it.
We ask the tough questions, this week:
When do you have the right to institutionalize an adult person you just met?
Is Christopher Walken's character basically H.H. Holmes?
And isn't Cliff just a butt with hair?
Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!
But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries?
Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).
HEIGL Meter!!
A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.
Sarah: 0 Heigls
James: - 5 Heigls
Follow us on Social Media!
Twitter: @YouGotHeigld
Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld
Instagram: @yougotheigld
Sarah -
Twitter: @sarahhisfunny
Instagram: @sarahhisfunny
Buy Sarah's books on Amazon!
Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope
Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon
James -Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny
Instagram: @jamespietragallo
Listen to James's other podcasts!
Crime in Sports podcast
Small Town Murder podcast
Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content
PayPal: [email protected]
Tune in every FRIDAY!
STAY HOME, PLEASE!
RATE and REVIEW on iTunes!
Are you still reading this?
#romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts #blastfromthepast #coldwar #brendanfraser #christopherwalken #aliciasilverstone #sissyspacek #davefoley #nathanfillion #movies

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034 - Failure to Launch

We take a realistic look into the unrealistic world of romantic comedies that we LOVE to hate.
This Week -
Failure to Launch (2006)Starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew McConaughey
A wonderful movie where we discuss two people who have made up jobs and spend their lives manipulating themselves, each other, and everyone they come in contact with.
We ask the tough questions, this week:
Do any adults really want to live at home with their parents?
Would we be better off grieving our losses if we just eat mint milanos?
How much nude Terry Bradshaw is too much nude Terry Bradshaw?
Listen to the podcast - then watch the movie or vice versa!
But stay home, please. What do you need to go out for? Maybe groceries?
Then go back home. Stay home. No need to go out. Pretend you're in an underground fallout shelter. It's therapeutic (and just safe, right now).
HEIGL Meter!!
A scale for movies. 5 Heigls = worst movie you've ever seen in your life, most painful. 1 Heigl = not bad.
Sarah: 5 Heigls
James: - 2 and 3/4 Heigls
Follow us on Social Media!
Twitter: @YouGotHeigld
Facebook: www.facebook.com/yougotheigld
Instagram: @yougotheigld
Sarah -
Twitter: @sarahhisfunny
Instagram: @sarahhisfunny
Buy Sarah's books on Amazon!
Small Potatoes: Mouthwatering Musings of a Misanthrope
Small Potatoes: Leftover Beef From a Lovable Curmudgeon
James -Twitter: @Jimmypisfunny
Instagram: @jamespietragallo
Listen to James's other podcasts!
Crime in Sports podcast
Small Town Murder podcast
Patreon.com/yougotheigld for upcoming bonus content
PayPal: [email protected]
Tune in every FRIDAY!
STAY HOME, PLEASE!
RATE and REVIEW on iTunes!
Are you still reading this?
#romanticcomedies #quarantineandchill #selfisolation #podcasts #failuretolaunch #sarahjessicaparker #matthewmcconaughey #kathybates #terrybradshaw #bradleycooper #romcoms