LA 132: Baseball Bats, Planks of Wood, Broken Bottles and a Metal Railing

Explicit content warning

03/13/15 • 42 min

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.
Man warms member in toast.
Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.
Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.

Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

Cow wears bike as fashion accessory.
Man warms member in toast.
Customers report uneasy feeling after visit to fast food restaurant.
Sleepy burglar rudely awakened.

Also revealed: Rob makes his move...

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LA 131: From Ex-Scout to Co-operative Soldier of Fortune (with a Wealth of Camping and Survival Experience)

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

Former scout calls local paper after changing his mind about becoming astronaut despite ability to name all planets in order.
X-rated version of Fifty Shades of Grey in 4D proves too much for cinema goers.
Woman has breakfast following car crash.
Toddler fails to give reasonable defence for watching television without license.

Also revealed: Rob confesses to staging a photo opportunity...

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LA 133: Bullet-Hard Nipples and a Painful Four Hour Erection

The most trusted name in local news: Alex and Rob cast an irreverent eye over amusing stories published in local newspapers, including listener submitted contributions.

Listeners can submit stories via Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr or e-mail: [email protected]

Stories this week include:

Journalist finally rewarded with membership of 'private club' after string of articles boost revenue.
Lovejoy wannabe has motor home and trailer full of antiques stolen.
Teacher calls God seeking career advice.
Tesco shock at sudden increase in banana sales.

Also revealed: Rob goes for a walk and Alex has an unwelcome visitor...